The Captain is not easily offended but I've got to tell you that this dating show on MTV "Next" just flat out rankles my hide. You got these young male and female horny bitches trying each other on like a pair of shoes and if they choose to not to go on a date or something, they get money. It's just plain disgusting, I tell ya. Lately they have been having a lot of horny, really hot lesbians on there. And the lesbians are doing REALLY SUGGESTIVE things. The other night, they had one girl challenge another to a pie eating contest. She had to eat these pies with her hands tied behind her back and the girl was egging her on by saying things like "How do you like eating my pie" or some crap like that. Well today, two girls went to some topiary farm where they were...you guessed it...trimming bushes. And they are sitting there talking about trimming the trees all the while alluding heavily to their own pubic hair. Well in the end, the one girl took the money instead of the other girl and said, "I guess you won't be seeing my bush." Just downright shocking!!!

Now if I could just stop rewinding the show over and over and pleasuring myself, I could get this petition started to ban this horrible show.

CaptainChaos said:

alot of what they say is scripted.

ehuffnsd said:

Well the scriptwriter should be fired and arrested and subjected to the worst torture that the government has to offer...or they should win a Pulitzer or an Emmy or something because that damn stuff the chicks say is HOT! Either way.

I have watched this and just laugh alot....It's Crazy watching all these DUMBASS Shows on Cable. I can Only think NON AMERICANS THINK we ALL ARE EASY AND WACKED OUT PARTY PEOPLE....Look at what ya have on Regular Tv also... Big Joke...

Zelaira said:

I think most Non Americans think of Americans as really horny dudes who have serious co-dependence issues with hookers. Okay, maybe they just think of me like that. It's true either way.

And they think all of us ITALIAN'S FROM BROOKLYN like Saturday Night Fever Girls and Guys...Such Nonsense actually..... All Brooklyn Girls from Bensonhurst Doing it in the Back of Cars....LOL.....Thinking Boy Look at These Hot Tomatoes.

ehuffnsd said:

very scripted. I still find it funny at times though. You have a bunch of lesbians in a bus on there,you know somebody's gonna kiss. It's what the horny men want The whole show really is just for entertainment, but it seems like when they have gay people on there.....they go all out. I saw one where this man said something "I have the touch of a lamb, but the cock of a bronco". I died laughing, because it was so corny. Of course "cock" was beeped out, but you could tell that was said.

AnckSuNamun said:

It is amazing that the makers of this show have me pegged so well. That they know exactly what I want to see on TV. It's like they're reading my mind.

No seriously, I'm disgusted by this blatant and offensive display of hot lesbian sex. Just disgraceful. And did I mention hot?

This show, along with all of their other "reality" dating shows, is very disturbing. I saw one guy get out of the bus and the girl saw him and said "next" and he goes "Is it because of my pants?". She said later that it was because of his face! What the fuck, MTV....what the fuck!

MTV sucks in general.

There is NO WAY that I'm allowing my kids to watch that crap station when they're older.

rankles my hide


;lol:

I've seen the show and it is disturbing and gross sometimes. It shows how shallow those people are. In fact, nost of the shows on MTV are full of shallow people. More reasons why MTV keeps getting worse by the year.

purplecam said:

Shallow, horny, media-whores.

Nothing pissed me off more than those Sweet 16 shows and Laguna Beach Spoiled, rich bastards who just wanna be seen on T.V. Look how much money my rich daddy can spend for my party How the hell did Laguna Beach get two seasons? are people really that interested in seeing them whine about which Escalade they have to drive today.....daddy's '03 or the '05....because God forbid them to be seen in a car that's two years old.

AnckSuNamun said:

It's a sad reflection of our shallow, un-intelligent populace nowadays.

There's one episode of Next where one the girls does a #1 on herself right in front of the guy, that shit was crazy!

who remembers dismissed? i like next better tho cause of the hilarty that insues!


date my mom is the oddest and worst show they've had.

PurpleJedi said:

"That's Hot!"

"Laguna Beach' is a big hit with the middle schoolers I taught, which is very dissapointing. I still don't get it...is it a reality show or a drama made on the cheap? "Sweet 16" has to be the worst piece of trash on TV ever! Some of the shows that MTV has/had on aren't that bad. Sometimes their "True Life" specials can be good..."Made" can be good.

Their decent programing is often very little, though...And they seem to be sucking down VH1 as well...They both are very sad.
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Abdul said:

haha...here it is. I can't believe they get this on the air.

http://www.smithappens.co...tvpiss.php





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Abdul said:

I'm going to need a copy of this on DVD...um, for evidentuarial purposes.

Actually, Next is on right now and some Asian chick has just be given the challenge of shoving a thermometer up a cow's ass to impress some redneck from West Virginia. The Captain doesn't really like that too much.

Wait the other four chicks are making out in the bus. The show is redeemed!

Christopher said:

Date My Mom was the worst. I could kick myself for even watching the few episodes that I did. I vaguely remember Dismissed....god it's been so many dating shows that I can barely keep up. What was the one where they take two nerdy boys and get these player types to help them get the ladies The dates had mics in their ears ,and the "expert gigolos" were feeding them lines and things they had to do in order to get money. I can't remember the name of it.....but it sucked. Now I think that one was worse than Date my Mom.

CaptainChaos said:

I HAD TO GO!!!!!



That shit..was hilarious and extremely disgusting yet shocking and made me watch it more.


Some of those guys on there look GOOD. They never have a good selection for gay guys though.

AnckSuNamun said:

i remember one with the earpeices and the two guys help the nerdy ones out. i dont remember the name but if they guy got in the house he got like 5,000 bucks.

i like next and room raiders the best. i dislike the ryan caberra show where they write a song and the date chooses the winner by the song. and ryan performs at the end.


hated it!

Christopher said:

I didn't even watch the one with Ryan.

What do you expect from MTV? Look, kids, MTV is going to pander to the kind of behavior that the PC crowd says should be stripped from American culture. Why? BECAUSE YOU FUCKING NITWITS BUY WHAT THEY SELL!!!!

MTV will only show programming where black men are only viewed as walking phallic symbols or thugs who will "put a cap in yo' ass"; gay men are flaming queens; lesbians are cute, blond college cream puffs with halter tops; and where untalented clowns like Carmen Electra and Jesse Camp get their day in the sun. Why? BECAUSE YOU CAN RELATE TO THEM...CUZ THEY'RE JUST AS FUCKING STUPID AS YOU ARE.

Disclaimer: When I say 'you,' I only refer to the bubbleheads who watch MTV and take it seriously ... and you know who are you. And if you are one of the aforementioned demographic....kill yourself. No, really...there's no irony in that statement. KILL YOURSELF! (and yes, I cribbed that line from Bill Hicks. I'm a journalist; I always cite my source.

I really hate that show, those people are so low.

yeah, this show is horrible. yet, i love it.


it's like the "My Humps" of reality shows. you know it's probably the worst thing that's ever been put out there for mass consumption, but you can't help but love it every time you see/hear it on

TheAstonishing said:

yeah

ehuffnsd said:

exactly!!! just like most of these reality shows, Jerry Springer, Maury Povich, some of the "court room" shows, etc. all that shit is scripted and the people are paid to be on the show, who would otherwise wouldn't act like asses for nothing....they could do that for free