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This is incredible. Is there anyway you can sell these as children's books. Well, maybe young adult.
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: 
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Now then....where were we.... 
...aaahhh yes..... ...Once over the supprise and joy at finding Bluewood...The twins ran off again to build a snowtroll.... ...While we ambled along with Bluewood... ...Chatting about this..... ....Then about that..... After a short while the twins shouted us over again....to have a look at their work... ...That was quick.... 
They'd only been gone a few minutes...;confuse: ...When we arrived....sure enough... ...there was a snowtroll...
...Or was it... 
....I brushed a little snow away....inquisitively... ...It was Brother Redwood... 
...How on Earth had he got into that state?...
...He was with us earlier... 
..Anyhow.....We brushed the snow off him.... ...He was frozen solid ...
....We picked him up...and carried him off home... 
Then pop him in the oven on 90 degrees ... ...Just to thaw out you realise 
and leave Ma with him... ...To make sure he doesn't overdo...  
Now....Where have those children got to..? ....
"I see nothing changes" ...Said Bluewood.....
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: This is incredible. Is there anyway you can sell these as children's books. Well, maybe young adult.
M Thank You It's a good thought....Maybe one day
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Now to find the twins.....
....Come to think of it ....where are their parents...
...Hoi!.....Come on you two.... ....You can give each other your presents later... 
...Meanwhile the rest of us go off in search of the twins.... ...Who, it turns out ....have gone to the fountain.... 
We hear familiar shouts from Yellowwood..... ..... as she finds some more of the shiney metal humans go nuts over
....We arrive and assure the twins that we will lock the useless metal away..... ....So that the humans don't come searching for more.... ...and discover our mine by mistake...
....But wait..... 
.....Something is different about the fountain this time...
.....It has the same characteristic sweet smell about it that Brother Redwood had... ....When we found him frozen..... .....It seemed familiar... 
....Then we saw it ...
....It was an Irn Bru fountain....  
This was very strange
....Then I heard a Chirping coming from behind....
....It could only mean one thing.....
.....ROBINWOOD! 
Now Robinwood is a very wise Troll bird.... ....with a witty and sometimes dry sense of humour.... ...Robinwood is also a magical bird.....quite literally... ....Crazy and special things can happen when he's around....and usually do ....Today he decided to change the fountain to Irn Bru to mark his arrival .. 
..."Get it while you can....it will soon change back" he warned.... ...."That's exactly what I told Brother Redwood...Just before he fell in " he went on.... ...Sneaking a sly grin.... 
...."Let's get out of this cold.....I noticed Bluewood with you earlier...where did he spring from"...he ranted on... .....Wittering away as we made our way back home for the twins to open their presents..... 
[Edited 12/27/05 17:30pm] I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality |
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New installment   With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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I've only just discovered this thread ... and it's BRILLIANT. More! More! | |
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So the adventures continue, wicked This tale's got the lot!, comedy, drama, suspense and a wee bit of nooky too 
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OMG!!!!!
I love it  Happy Holidays !"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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senik said:
So the adventures continue, wicked This tale's got the lot!, comedy, drama, suspense and a wee bit of nooky too
You're a bad'un, Mr. Steadwood, Sir. That's why we loves ya
Shakespeare eat yer heart out...
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heyduckie said: 
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ThreadCula said: OMG!!!!!
I love it Happy Holidays !
Happy Holidays .... 
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CynthiasSocks said: I love it!
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Eventually we arrive home to find Brother Redwood all thawed out after his dip in the Irn Bru Fountain
...He gives Robinwood a sulky look...as Robinwood just grins back ....All is forgotten as we get into the spirit of the day..... 
....and staert pulling crackers...
...The big ones though are pretty tough...
...and send us rolling as it cracks.....
Then the twins have a go... ....Theirs are smaller...but still pretty tough for their little arms ..
....Though we catch them as they tumble backwards.... 
.....In all the fuss of the day.... ...Finding Brothe Redwood frozen and having to thaw him out.. ...Poor Ma Rosewood hasn't been able to prepare any treats...  
....She's really worried... 
....Robinwood sees this....and gives Bluewood a knowing wink... and a nod..
....While we are all with Ma.....telling her not to worry...  
....Robinwood casts some of his magic.....
....Conjouring up a feast of chocolates and warming drinks...
...While Bluewood makes sure everything is tidy...
....Things are looking good after all....
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We can't express our gratitude enough.....
....but Robinwood says not to worry..... ...."It might not have happened if I hadn't enticed Brother Redwood into the fountain"... ...he said....chirping his laughter..... ....Well.....Now it's time for the twins to have their presents.... ....so I bring them in for them... ...My!.....They ARE excited....
....They get busy ripping the paper.... ...Shouting and squealingas they open them ....Yellowwood is really taken by her toy dog....
....and Ironwood is overjoyed with his "Honey Truck" ...
....When they are finished Ma starts to clear the paper away.... ....Robinwood gives her a hand.... ....er.....I mean a wing.... 
...We start to tuck into the Chocolate feast.... ...Brother Redwood hands a rolo to Bluewood....(he's a good soul) ..
....The twins can't decide where to start properly
...Robinwood does though....and gets tucked right in.... 
....As The day draws to a close....we are all tuckered out.....Knackered in other words...totally 
....So it's time to bid farewell for now.....
....But the New Year is only a few days away  
....So you might see us then...
...Happy Holidays Everyone 
.....See ya later .....Oh....and yes Oakwood..... .....You can go and pop your Cherry now....
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another installment - thankyou Steadwood said: Merry Christmas Serious.....from all the little woods
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Reincarnate said: You're welcome.....
...Maybe more later...
That link is brilliant....
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althom said: Steadwood said: Merry Christmas Serious.....from all the little woods
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Dewrede said:
cheeky trolls 
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Steadwood said: Dewrede said:
cheeky trolls
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althom said: Steadwood said:
I swear he's giving us the finger. Which one?....
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