Well, while all of you are out there partying it up and getting presents and whatnot this holiday season, I want you to think of the octopus. When octopi mate. they don't actually have intercourse. The male octopus ejaculates into one of his tentacles and inserts the sperm into the female octopus manually. So octopi don't really get it on in the traditional sense. This is true. I crap you not.

Now go back to your Christmas celebrations you happy bastards.

Thanks for the educational thought

Another little known Christmas fact...Humpback whales have penises that are 10 feet long. Discuss amongst yourself while you're sipping egg nog.

CaptainChaos said:

CaptainChaos said:

There is a much bigger dick around here.....Spats

mdiver said:

what do u call an Octopus's pussy?

New animal penis fact for the holiday season...there is a type of duck that averages 16 inches from head to toe and has a erect penis size of 17 inches. In other words, the duck's dick is bigger than the duck itself. Ponder while waiting for Santa to come down that chimney.

origmnd said:

I'm going to go obvious here.

Other animals penis sizes:

Elephant 5-6 feet

Rhino-2 feet

Pig-18-20 inches

Gorilla- 2 inches

Cat- 3/4 inches

Mosquito- 1/100 inches


Okay, I admit it. Somebody gave me the Book of Lists for Christmas and I'm stealing all this from that. I don't go around measuring these things.