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I Wish I Had Family and Friends at Christmas I have to admit it to you Orgers. It's this time of year that the Captain rethinks his life choices. It's this time of year that I wonder why I have no family to celebrate with, how I could become separated from the ties that are supposed to bind me. It is this time of year where I wonder why I have never found love, someone to love me and someone who I could love in return. It is this time of year, Christmas time, that I wonder what the hell happened to make the Captain the lone wolf that I am.
Then the hookers come over for the two girl party and it's all okay. You know, it's not much but damn these honeys are hot. And they give seasonal discounts which is a bonus. And, most importantly, I don't have to go to the damn mall and buy stuff last minute like a moron. And I think, you know, it's not so bad. Here's to you, you happy family and loved one having bastards on Christmas. Hope the traffic isn't too bad out there for you and the lines have less than a 45 minute wait. | |
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CaptainChaos said: I have to admit it to you Orgers. It's this time of year that the Captain rethinks his life choices. It's this time of year that I wonder why I have no family to celebrate with, how I could become separated from the ties that are supposed to bind me. It is this time of year where I wonder why I have never found love, someone to love me and someone who I could love in return. It is this time of year, Christmas time, that I wonder what the hell happened to make the Captain the lone wolf that I am.
Then the hookers come over for the two girl party and it's all okay. You know, it's not much but damn these honeys are hot. And they give seasonal discounts which is a bonus. And, most importantly, I don't have to go to the damn mall and buy stuff last minute like a moron. And I think, you know, it's not so bad. Here's to you, you happy family and loved one having bastards on Christmas. Hope the traffic isn't too bad out there for you and the lines have less than a 45 minute wait. aka crazyhorse | |
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TMPletz said: That Burt Reynolds is a talented bastard! | |
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The Normal Whores Club | |
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I CaptainChaos | |
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Reincarnate said
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I am pretty damn loveable. | |
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