Are you the butterfly flapping its wings on the other side of the world or the hurricane it causes?

What words would you like to hear right now and from whom?

Give an example of a time where you had to talk your way out of a bad situation.

Kick ass. Alright let me see:



I am the pigeon crapping explosively on your car window after you just went to the car wash.




"Take me. Take me like the jungle cat that you are. Ravage me. Ravage me in ways that, in the history of the world, only three other people have been ravaged. And then, after the loving stops, I want you to leave. And don't call me because it will only cheapen what we have. So let's get to ramming and make sure to brag about this to all your friends because I will be bragging to mine."---Martha Stewart, Katie Couric, or any of the chicks who use to be on "Saved By the Bell".




I have several involving disgruntled pimps...