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Thread started 12/19/05 6:18pm

Sinister

Merry Festivus everyone!

Hello all Sinister here...I am making an appearance to wish you all a merry Festivus! Last night the family and I put up the aluminum pole and at dinner we had the airing of grievances....We decided to hold off doing the tests of strength until tommorrow but I expect to do well...Considering the age of my son and the fact Im bigger than my girlfriend I don't expect to be pinned this year so festivus will not end woot!.....


Merry Festivus everyone....Festivus for the rest of us!!
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Reply #1 posted 12/19/05 6:22pm

Natisse

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Reply #2 posted 12/19/05 6:23pm

SammiJ

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Reply #3 posted 12/19/05 6:24pm

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is this appropriate festivus wear? i wouldn't want to show up wearing the wrong thing biggrin
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Reply #4 posted 12/19/05 6:25pm

2the9s

Nooooo bagel! No bagel! No bagel! No bagel!
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Reply #5 posted 12/19/05 6:26pm

Sinister

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Hey Tisse hug Merry Festivus! Will you be airing your grievances tonight?
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Reply #6 posted 12/19/05 6:27pm

Sinister

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is this appropriate festivus wear? i wouldn't want to show up wearing the wrong thing biggrin
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Umm if you feel you would like to pin or be pinned down in that outfit then by all means...
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Reply #7 posted 12/19/05 6:27pm

Sinister

2the9s said:

Nooooo bagel! No bagel! No bagel! No bagel!

smile Merry Festivus assclown...
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Reply #8 posted 12/19/05 6:27pm

Natisse

Sinister said:

Natisse said:

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Hey Tisse hug Merry Festivus! Will you be airing your grievances tonight?


lol no we won't go there right now wink
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Reply #9 posted 12/19/05 6:29pm

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Reply #10 posted 12/19/05 6:36pm

Sinister

Natisse said:

Sinister said:



Hey Tisse hug Merry Festivus! Will you be airing your grievances tonight?


lol no we won't go there right now wink


Well who will you be wrestling this evening? I know my son is only 1 years old but he looks quick...His not being able to walk will be used to my advantange nod
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Reply #11 posted 12/19/05 6:37pm

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Sinister said:

Natisse said:



lol no we won't go there right now wink


Well who will you be wrestling this evening? I know my son is only 1 years old but he looks quick...His not being able to walk will be used to my advantange nod



thumbs up! Good strategy. Do you have any steel steps?
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Reply #12 posted 12/19/05 6:37pm

Natisse

Sinister said:

Natisse said:



lol no we won't go there right now wink


Well who will you be wrestling this evening? I know my son is only 1 years old but he looks quick...His not being able to walk will be used to my advantange nod


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Reply #13 posted 12/19/05 6:38pm

Sinister

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U nut. lol


Hello brother...merry festivus! Are you going to air your grievances?
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Reply #14 posted 12/19/05 6:40pm

FauxieToo

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FauxieToo said:

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Hello brother...merry festivus! Are you going to air your grievances?



Sure. Where have you been you cunt? mad
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Reply #15 posted 12/19/05 6:40pm

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NO, Not yet! It won't be merry festivus until we air our greaveaincies and have the tests of strength. I went looking for an aluminum pole today, but the stores don't cary them yet.
News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so.
You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop.
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Reply #16 posted 12/19/05 6:56pm

Sinister

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Sinister said:



Hello brother...merry festivus! Are you going to air your grievances?



Sure. Where have you been you cunt? mad


Brother I have been where men dare not go...In Rosie Odonnell's closet...so that makes it rather ironic since you just said "cunt"...

By the way Brother...My grievance with you is that damn billy goat beard! Shave you hippie!
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Reply #17 posted 12/19/05 6:58pm

Sinister

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NO, Not yet! It won't be merry festivus until we air our greaveaincies and have the tests of strength. I went looking for an aluminum pole today, but the stores don't cary them yet.


I got mine at Walmart nod On sale too...Merry Festivus to you Mick...Good luck in the tests of strength...One of my opponents can't walk so I have the inside track nod
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Reply #18 posted 12/19/05 7:00pm

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Sure. Where have you been you cunt? mad


Brother I have been where men dare not go...In Rosie Odonnell's closet...so that makes it rather ironic since you just said "cunt"...

By the way Brother...My grievance with you is that damn billy goat beard! Shave you hippie!



I rarely use that word, but thought I'd give it a run out to show what it can do.

I can't shave the beard. I'm allergic to facial grooming. It's a pain that never ends. sad
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Reply #19 posted 12/19/05 7:02pm

Sinister

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Brother I have been where men dare not go...In Rosie Odonnell's closet...so that makes it rather ironic since you just said "cunt"...

By the way Brother...My grievance with you is that damn billy goat beard! Shave you hippie!



I rarely use that word, but thought I'd give it a run out to show what it can do.

I can't shave the beard. I'm allergic to facial grooming. It's a pain that never ends. sad


I used to tell people in high school that asked if I was a virgin that I was allergic to vaginal intercourse...but I think I have said too much...

So what your saying is...you can never shave? And are doomed to a life of looking like a member of ZZ top?
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Reply #20 posted 12/19/05 7:05pm

FauxieToo

Sinister said:

FauxieToo said:




I rarely use that word, but thought I'd give it a run out to show what it can do.

I can't shave the beard. I'm allergic to facial grooming. It's a pain that never ends. sad


I used to tell people in high school that asked if I was a virgin that I was allergic to vaginal intercourse...but I think I have said too much...

So what your saying is...you can never shave? And are doomed to a life of looking like a member of ZZ top?



Yes. My beard grows at a rate of 4 mm a month which means by the time I'm 50 my beard will be well over a metre long. My wife has promised to stand by me, although not too close lest she step on my beard. confused
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Reply #21 posted 12/19/05 7:09pm

Sinister

FauxieToo said:

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I used to tell people in high school that asked if I was a virgin that I was allergic to vaginal intercourse...but I think I have said too much...

So what your saying is...you can never shave? And are doomed to a life of looking like a member of ZZ top?



Yes. My beard grows at a rate of 4 mm a month which means by the time I'm 50 my beard will be well over a metre long. My wife has promised to stand by me, although not too close lest she step on my beard. confused


She also should not stand to close or else catch the wrath of local billy goat...I suggest you not mourn this future event brother...no you should welcome it...invite woodland creatures into your might beard and create a smurf like village...Or wear icelandic garbs and force people to call you "Lord Odin" smile
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Reply #22 posted 12/19/05 7:25pm

FauxieToo

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FauxieToo said:




Yes. My beard grows at a rate of 4 mm a month which means by the time I'm 50 my beard will be well over a metre long. My wife has promised to stand by me, although not too close lest she step on my beard. confused


She also should not stand to close or else catch the wrath of local billy goat...I suggest you not mourn this future event brother...no you should welcome it...invite woodland creatures into your might beard and create a smurf like village...Or wear icelandic garbs and force people to call you "Lord Odin" smile


I feel wiser already. nod I'm intending to go clinically insane and live in a fictional Terry Pratchet novel world where my beard bestows incredible powers on me and all those who dwell in it. smile
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Reply #23 posted 12/20/05 10:39pm

Sinister

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She also should not stand to close or else catch the wrath of local billy goat...I suggest you not mourn this future event brother...no you should welcome it...invite woodland creatures into your might beard and create a smurf like village...Or wear icelandic garbs and force people to call you "Lord Odin" smile


I feel wiser already. nod I'm intending to go clinically insane and live in a fictional Terry Pratchet novel world where my beard bestows incredible powers on me and all those who dwell in it. smile


Let me be the first to sign up for special powers...I would like to have the ability turn carpet into gold...or party with David Hasselhoff...either way its gold baby...
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Reply #24 posted 12/21/05 7:01am

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woot! festivus!!!! party
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Reply #25 posted 12/21/05 7:05am

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Sinister said:

Hello all Sinister here...I am making an appearance to wish you all a merry Festivus! Last night the family and I put up the aluminum pole and at dinner we had the airing of grievances....We decided to hold off doing the tests of strength until tommorrow but I expect to do well...Considering the age of my son and the fact Im bigger than my girlfriend I don't expect to be pinned this year so festivus will not end woot!.....


Merry Festivus everyone....Festivus for the rest of us!!

Thank you. In your honour, I have made a donation to The Human Fund. biggrin
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Reply #26 posted 12/21/05 7:37am

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Sinister said:

Hello all Sinister here...I am making an appearance to wish you all a merry Festivus! Last night the family and I put up the aluminum pole and at dinner we had the airing of grievances....We decided to hold off doing the tests of strength until tommorrow but I expect to do well...Considering the age of my son and the fact Im bigger than my girlfriend I don't expect to be pinned this year so festivus will not end woot!.....


Merry Festivus everyone....Festivus for the rest of us!!

Thank you. In your honour, I have made a donation to The Human Fund. biggrin

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Reply #27 posted 12/21/05 3:50pm

Sinister

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Sinister said:

Hello all Sinister here...I am making an appearance to wish you all a merry Festivus! Last night the family and I put up the aluminum pole and at dinner we had the airing of grievances....We decided to hold off doing the tests of strength until tommorrow but I expect to do well...Considering the age of my son and the fact Im bigger than my girlfriend I don't expect to be pinned this year so festivus will not end woot!.....


Merry Festivus everyone....Festivus for the rest of us!!

Thank you. In your honour, I have made a donation to The Human Fund. biggrin


Thank you so much! I was told that Dr Von Nostrom and Art Vandalay from the successful Vandalay Industries will match that offer! smile
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Reply #28 posted 12/21/05 6:18pm

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MickG said:

NO, Not yet! It won't be merry festivus until we air our greaveaincies and have the tests of strength. I went looking for an aluminum pole today, but the stores don't cary them yet.


ask sin what walmart he got his since he on the same side of town as U lol

they don't sell them on the west sideeeee wink
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Reply #29 posted 12/21/05 6:20pm

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also... have a good one with the lill man.. its gonna be a blast watchn him rip them gifts open.... i am gettn ready for the invasion tomorrow nite.. go to sky harbor at 10 to get the girls.... if U have some good drugs can U send them my way... not sure if i gonna take em or slip em n the girls soda whistling
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