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Thread started 12/21/05 12:22am

Ocean

SENIOR CITIZENS

Are the nations leading carrier of aids

* Hearing aids
* Band aids
* Walking aids
* Medical aids
* Government aids
* And especially monetary aids (to their families)

The golden years have come at last
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My body is drooping
Got trouble pooping
The golden years have come at last
The golden years can kiss my arse!

falloff
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Reply #1 posted 12/21/05 12:31am

Byron

neutral
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Reply #2 posted 12/21/05 12:31am

Ocean

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Reply #3 posted 12/21/05 12:32am

Byron

Or she could start wearing a damn bra and he could start wearing some damn underwear...
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Reply #4 posted 12/21/05 12:33am

Ocean

giggle
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Reply #5 posted 12/21/05 12:34am

Byron

Why are their noses and mouths purple??... lol
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Reply #6 posted 12/21/05 12:35am

Byron

And her nipples... eek
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Reply #7 posted 12/21/05 12:35am

Ocean

Byron said:

Why are their noses and mouths purple??... lol

um I think the kids coloured it in a few years ago boxed
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Reply #8 posted 12/21/05 12:36am

Byron

Ocean said:

Byron said:

Why are their noses and mouths purple??... lol

um I think the kids coloured it in a few years ago boxed

lol
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Reply #9 posted 12/21/05 12:37am

Ocean

Byron said:

Ocean said:


um I think the kids coloured it in a few years ago boxed

lol

falloff yikes I'm a bad mother lol
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Reply #10 posted 12/21/05 12:39am

Byron

Ocean said:

Byron said:


lol

falloff yikes I'm a bad mother lol

This wasn't from a coloring book, was it??...lol eek
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Reply #11 posted 12/21/05 12:45am

MickG

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barf
News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so.
You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop.
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Reply #12 posted 12/21/05 1:48am

Ocean

This thread is just up fauxie alley nod
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Reply #13 posted 12/21/05 3:40am

Pochacco

I love love love the " golden oldies " I could sit and chat to em all day long

highfive for the grey tops biggrin
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Reply #14 posted 12/21/05 5:36am

Icicle

Pochacco said:

I love love love the " golden oldies " I could sit and chat to em all day long

highfive for the grey tops biggrin

I agree, they have so much to tell, and we have so much to learn from them, they are indeed a resource biggrin
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