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Thread started 12/20/05 7:14am

TheSmyrk

Even More What the Fuck News

Partly quoted from Yahoo! news:

Ashlee Simpson is feeling well enough to hop a plane home.

The I Am Me singer has returned to the United States from Japan to be with her family, publicist Rob Shuter confirmed Monday to E! News.

Simpson was hospitalized in Tokyo on Thursday after she collapsed in an elevator following a performance at MTV Japan.Jessica's younger sis was in the middle of her song "Boyfriend," when she abruptly left the stage, while her band continued to play, according to MTV. Much to the audience's confusion, the band wrapped up the song, then launched into their next number, still with no sign of Simpson.

She apparently proceeded to faint in the elevator and was subsequently rushed to the hospital by ambulance, where she was placed on an IV, according to her father, Joe Simpson.

Simpson's scheduled performance at the Radio Music Awards in Las Vegas Monday night was canceled.

Bo Bice was slated to take her place on the NBC special, but he too fell prey to a mysterious ailment, which was said to be related to surgery he underwent last summer, and was rushed to a Las Vegas hospital on Sunday.

This disease, Grave Vacuosis, is more commonly known by it's street name, Sucking. Sucking was first discovered by the Hoover Corporation, improved upon by the professors at Dysson but reached new heights with the advent of the reality show about Ashlee Simpson's cleft Buzz Lightyear chin and her search for people to write words to fill her empty head. Bo Bice caught Suck as a contender on American Idol when he refused to cut his hair and be, well, cool. The staff here at Yahoo! sends their best regards and hopes for speedy recoveries for both artists so they can be back onstage, sucking for millions.
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Reply #1 posted 12/20/05 8:25am

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Reply #2 posted 12/20/05 1:58pm

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Ashlee needs to give it up and just live richly.

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