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Thread started 12/20/05 6:58am

Mach

Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged

1. Schizophrenia -- "Do You Hear What I Hear?"

2. Multiple Personality Disorder -- "We Three Kings
Disoriented Are"

3. Amnesia -- "I Don't Know If I'll Be Home for
Christmas"

4. Narcissistic -- "Hark the Herald Angels Sing ...
About Me"

5. Manic -- "Deck the Halls and Walls and House and
Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and
Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire
Hydrants and ..."

6. Paranoid -- "Santa Claus is Coming ... to Get Me"

7. Borderline Personality Disorder -- "Thoughts of
Roasting on an Open Fire"

8 . Full Personality Disorder -- "You Better Watch
Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- "Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells ..."

10. Agoraphobia -- "I Heard the Bells on Christmas
Day ... But Wouldn't Leave My House"

11. Senile Dementia -- "Walking in a Winter
Wonderland ... Miles From My House, in My Slippers
and Robe"

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder -- "I Saw Mommy
Kissing Santa Claus ... So I Burned Down the House"

13. Social Anxiety Disorder -- "Have Yourself a
Merry Little Christmas ... While I Sit Here and
Hyperventilate"

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Reply #1 posted 12/20/05 6:59am

Natisse
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Reply #2 posted 12/20/05 7:17am

applekisses	This is great.
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Reply #4 posted 12/20/05 1:54pm

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13. Social Anxiety Disorder -- "Have Yourself a
Merry Little Christmas ... While I Sit Here and
Hyperventilate"

I'll take this last one. giggle

Christian Zombie Vampires

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Reply #5 posted 12/20/05 4:53pm

Illustrator	Can I add two? Multiple Personality Disorder -- (singing solo)"We Wish You A Merry Christmas" Amnesia -- "Feliz...Que?"
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Reply #7 posted 12/20/05 6:48pm

Mach	Illustrator said: Can I add two? Multiple Personality Disorder -- (singing solo)"We Wish You A Merry Christmas" Amnesia -- "Feliz...Que?"
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