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Did You Know??? That Captain Hook died from jock itch.
You'll get that one on the way home.... 
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OMG!! you're hilarious today!! 
that reminds me of a pirate joke i heard a while back. if i have time to post it i will . . . | |
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No, I didn't know that.
There were 2 women eating lunch one afternoon when one says to the other: "Hey girl, isn't that your man coming out the flower shop with 2 dozen roses?" and the other one says "Why, it sure is. Oh Lawd, I'm gonna have to keep my legs in the air for 3 days." and the first one says "Why don't you just get a vase?" you'll get that one before you go to bed. One of Dansa's org hornies 
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus.  HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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fantasyislander said: OMG!! you're hilarious today!!
that reminds me of a pirate joke i heard a while back. if i have time to post it i will . . . 
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DynamicSavior said: No, I didn't know that.
There were 2 women eating lunch one afternoon when one says to the other: "Hey girl, isn't that your man coming out the flower shop with 2 dozen roses?" and the other one says "Why, it sure is. Oh Lawd, I'm gonna have to keep my legs in the air for 3 days." and the first one says "Why don't you just get a vase?" you'll get that one before you go to bed. | |
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I dont get them. Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
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One day walking through town a woman saw a real-life pirate, complete with peg leg, eye patch, and a hook on his right hand. Having never seen a real pirate before she had to talk to him.
“How did you lose your leg?” “Aye me wench, that was a good story. We were off the coast of Africa when we came into some stormy seas. I was thrown overboard and a shark came and took me leg, but I fought that shark off and we ate him for supper!” “Wow! Well, tell me, what about your hand? How did you lose your hand?” “Aye, that is another good story. We were searching buried treasure in the jungle and had to ford a treacherous river filled with crocodiles. One came at me and I fought him off, but not without losing me right hand.” “What an amazing life you’ve led! Full of adventure!! So, tell me, how did you lose your eye?” “I was up in the crows nest of me ship, looking for land. I looked up to check the position of the sun and a bird s**t in me eye.” “What? A bird s**t in your eye? And that made you lose it?” “No, it wasn’t the birds**t that made me lose me eye, it was me first day with me new hook.” | |
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muirdo said:
I dont get them. Captin HOOK he died scratching at his balls with his hook hand. News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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 what kinda mushrooms were on your pizza ? | |
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Mach said: what kinda mushrooms were on your pizza ?and where can I get a pizza like that? News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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MickG said: Mach said: what kinda mushrooms were on your pizza ?and where can I get a pizza like that? come on over new yrs eve 
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fantasyislander said: One day walking through town a woman saw a real-life pirate, complete with peg leg, eye patch, and a hook on his right hand. Having never seen a real pirate before she had to talk to him.
“How did you lose your leg?” “Aye me wench, that was a good story. We were off the coast of Africa when we came into some stormy seas. I was thrown overboard and a shark came and took me leg, but I fought that shark off and we ate him for supper!” “Wow! Well, tell me, what about your hand? How did you lose your hand?” “Aye, that is another good story. We were searching buried treasure in the jungle and had to ford a treacherous river filled with crocodiles. One came at me and I fought him off, but not without losing me right hand.” “What an amazing life you’ve led! Full of adventure!! So, tell me, how did you lose your eye?” “I was up in the crows nest of me ship, looking for land. I looked up to check the position of the sun and a bird s**t in me eye.” “What? A bird s**t in your eye? And that made you lose it?” “No, it wasn’t the birds**t that made me lose me eye, it was me first day with me new hook.” Remember this one..
Posted this joke before.... A good one tho'..  | |
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