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Peter Kay's one liners. (the funniest thing you'll ever read) http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Peter_Kay
e.g. "Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones." "You never know where to look when eating a banana." "Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your a*se?" "Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?" "If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?" "Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?" "Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?" | |
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I love that guy, all bow down to Mr.Peter kay
I believe he is/was a big prince fan  Keenmeister |
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andykeen said: I believe he is/was a big prince fan
That is true!  | |
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How cute, the two toddlers of the org with their 3121 avatars coming together in agreement. Oooochie Cooochie Coooo! 
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"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."
LMAO!  | |
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GoldenGlove said: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Peter_Kay
e.g. "Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones." "You never know where to look when eating a banana." "Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your a*se?" "Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?" "If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?" "Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?" "Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?" Peter Kay is overrated. | |
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retina said: How cute, the two toddlers of the org with their 3121 avatars coming together in agreement. Oooochie Cooochie Coooo!
Hehe we are not toddlers thank U Keenmeister |
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2the9s said: "When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."
LMAO! 
thanks, i needed a laugh right now . . . | |
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fantasyislander said: 2the9s said: "When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."
LMAO!
thanks, i needed a laugh right now . . . How about this one .... the Arsenal lost again today ..7 points adrift of the mighty Spurs at christmas....trust me that is sooooo bloody funny | |
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 damn org!! | |
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mdiver said: fantasyislander said:
thanks, i needed a laugh right now . . . How about this one .... the Arsenal lost again today ..7 points adrift of the mighty Spurs at christmas....trust me that is sooooo bloody funny  ummm . . . oookkkaaayyyyy . . . i guess i'll have to trust you on that one . . .
weird english humor . . . but at least i get month python!!  | |
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fantasyislander said: mdiver said: How about this one .... the Arsenal lost again today ..7 points adrift of the mighty Spurs at christmas....trust me that is sooooo bloody funny ummm . . . oookkkaaayyyyy . . . i guess i'll have to trust you on that one . . .
weird english humor . . . but at least i get month python!! Trust me ....just do this  | |
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mdiver said: fantasyislander said: ummm . . . oookkkaaayyyyy . . . i guess i'll have to trust you on that one . . .
weird english humor . . . but at least i get month python!! Trust me ....just do this ok.
is this ok too?  | |
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fantasyislander said: mdiver said: Trust me ....just do this ok.
is this ok too? Oh yes well done | |
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mdiver said: fantasyislander said: ok.
is this ok too? Oh yes well done
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When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? | |
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Raine said: When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
i remember when i was little, maybe 8 or 9 yrs, i couldn't find my glasses, and my grandpa told me "i bet they'll be in the last place you look" so i started thinking "where is the last place i would look?"
you know what though? i found them!! and just to prove my grandpa wrong, i looked one more place. | |
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mdiver said: fantasyislander said:
thanks, i needed a laugh right now . . . How about this one .... the Arsenal lost again today ..7 points adrift of the mighty Spurs at christmas....trust me that is sooooo bloody funny HA HA!! Arsenal fucking suck!! | |
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GoldenGlove said: mdiver said: How about this one .... the Arsenal lost again today ..7 points adrift of the mighty Spurs at christmas....trust me that is sooooo bloody funny HA HA!! Arsenal fucking suck!! so you understand that bit? want to explain it to an ignorant american? | |
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fantasyislander said: GoldenGlove said: HA HA!! Arsenal fucking suck!! so you understand that bit? want to explain it to an ignorant american? lol Arsenal, a "soccer" team consisting of "cry babys" "cheats" "bad losers" ans "arrogant bastards" | |
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GoldenGlove said: fantasyislander said: so you understand that bit? want to explain it to an ignorant american? lol Arsenal, a "soccer" team consisting of "cry babys" "cheats" "bad losers" ans "arrogant bastards" aww, and they lost to the spurs? poor babies . . . 
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GoldenGlove said: fantasyislander said: so you understand that bit? want to explain it to an ignorant american? lol Arsenal, a "soccer" team consisting of "cry babys" "cheats" "bad losers" ans "arrogant bastards" oh, and it's "football". . . . duh!! | |
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fantasyislander said: GoldenGlove said: lol Arsenal, a "soccer" team consisting of "cry babys" "cheats" "bad losers" ans "arrogant bastards" oh, and it's "football". . . . duh!! she is getting it | |
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mdiver said: fantasyislander said: oh, and it's "football". . . . duh!! she is getting it*takes a bow* | |
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"At the end of every party is a girl crying"
Too true. THink about it. It hasn't been a party until a girl is crying. Dynamic Savior Said: Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control? | |
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