Well, it's like this.

A couple of weeks ago, I was all in the Christmas spirit and stuff, so when I was at Trader Joe's I saw some really cool chocolate advent calendars for 99 cents, so I got three of 'em - one for me, and two to give as gifts to...uh...I don't know who.

So, okay, I put up one calendar in my apartment and every day I pick out my little piece of candy and eat it and that's exactly how it's supposed to work.

Well, I couldn't figure out who to give the other calendars to, so tonight...well...I just ripped one of those babies open and just started ripping those little damn doors right open and popping those chocolates in my mouth like I was Pacman! I gorged on almost all of 'em! I've committed ADVENT CRIME!!!

I would like to say I feel shameful about this, but I think I may be a little beyond that point now. And there's another calendar just waiting for me.

STOP ME BEFORE I EAT AGAIN!!

put the calendar down and back away slowly . . .

fantasyislander said:

but it's chocolate! CHOCOLATE!

Anxiety said:

Not to condone this behaviour,
But I did that every year, except I didn't rip the doors off, I carefully closed the doors again so my mum wouldn't find out. Except 2 years ago my husband told her what I was doing and she won't buy them for me any more, saying a regular bar of chocolate would cost her less and serve the same purpose

Imago777 said:

your quaint little rehab banners are no match for my insatiable hunger, ya ass!

Anxiety said:

*getting bullhorn out*

i said put it DOWN! put it down and no one will get hurt!!

no wonder i could not find any when i went U bought the last ones



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Anxiety said:

x 1,000,000,000

that was mad stupid.

i'm sitting here looking at the empty carcass of what was once a chocolate advent calendar. it's a husk! a shell!

what have i done?!? where is that animated gif of angelina jolie overacting when i need it????

Anxiety said:

ok, so don't put it down. but at least share with me!

fantasyislander said:

hey, i've got another full advent calendar just sitting in the kitchen. and technically we can eat 'em all up to december 15. and really, technically, we could eat that one too if we felt we'd be too busy tomorrow to consume it.

I ate over 4kg of Toblerone in one week and 2 days. YUM!

Anxiety said:

enlighten me. what is 'advent'? is it some sort of religious thing?

Anxiety said:

That would all be gone already at my house.

nilegettolrahc said:

how come it took so long? i've snorted entire bags of hershey's kisses in less time than that!

Anxiety said:

BRING ME MORE ADVENT CALENDARS!!!

RuDeGiRL said:

yes, and this is the calendar type in question

Imago777 said:

thank you!

nilegettolrahc said:

i'm not even catholic! i'm just a big fat chocolate eating heretic is what i am!

Anxiety said:

because in my greed, I couldn't eat it in front of the children in case they expected me to share, and the caffeine in chocolate keeps me awake, so my chocolate eating window of opportunity was small, between 7.30 and 8pm.

Anxiety said:

Imago777 said:

that darksided bitch better keep her muddy paws off my candy.

nilegettolrahc said:

oh, we need to condition you. send you to chocolate eaters' boot camp.

it's a camp where they make you eat boots made out of chocolate, see.

Imago777 said:

oh my god i LOVE this! angelina on repeat.

Anxiety said:

24 days? or 24 minutes?

i hope i didn't ruin you alls'es christmas. but if i did, just know that it was really good chocolate and totally worth it.