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Thread started 12/16/05 5:39pm

CaptainChaos

CaptainNachos Presents the Magical, Mystical World of Gay Sex

I'm satisfying my curiosity today. Trying to find out about the people on the Org, what makes you tick. So here is a question for my gay and lesbian homies.

Once again, considering my straight maleness, I am naive on certain subjects. For gay males and females, do you usually have sex earlier in the relationship, like the first or second date or does it take a while? It varies with everybody I realize but it seems like the assumption is that gay couples have sex quicker than straight couples. I know in the end, once the relationship stuff settles in, the sex comes to a screeching halt for everyone. But enlighten me, my gay amigos. Are you hitting it quicker than us breeders or is that just bunk?
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Reply #1 posted 12/16/05 5:54pm

FunkMistress

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I usually wait at least until she buys me one drink before I screw her in the bathroom.

And needless to say I speak for every homo here, so we can end the thread now.

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Reply #2 posted 12/16/05 5:55pm

Anxiety

what?
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Reply #3 posted 12/16/05 5:55pm

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depends on if they seem like relationship material, a fun night, or no interest at all.

there is some truth to the rumors that gay men have more sex, simply because men in general get more excited about sex and will have it as often as possible, so if you are a gay man it's pretty easy to find someone to have sex with if you are in the mood.

i am past that part of my life, and for the most part am not terribly interested in casual sex.
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Reply #4 posted 12/16/05 5:56pm

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Anxiety said:

what?


take those cocks out of your ears, and you will hear better, ya big slut.
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Reply #5 posted 12/16/05 5:57pm

Anxiety

cborgman said:

Anxiety said:

what?


take those cocks out of your ears, and you will hear better, ya big slut.


someone REALLY needs to explain the bees and the bees to you before you hurt someone. disbelief
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Reply #6 posted 12/16/05 5:57pm

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CaptainChaos said:

I'm satisfying my curiosity today.

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Reply #7 posted 12/16/05 5:58pm

RipHer2Shreds

Most gays don't date. They have first dinner and first sex at the same time, usually over Chinese food.
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Reply #8 posted 12/16/05 5:59pm

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AB are you going on a same sex date tonight?

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Reply #9 posted 12/16/05 5:59pm

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

CaptainChaos said:

I'm satisfying my curiosity today.



omg

Is that John Nelson or what??
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Reply #10 posted 12/16/05 6:00pm

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I actually prefer the Chicken Dance before the Hokey Pokey.

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Reply #11 posted 12/16/05 6:01pm

Stymie

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Reply #12 posted 12/16/05 6:01pm

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Anxiety said:

cborgman said:



take those cocks out of your ears, and you will hear better, ya big slut.


someone REALLY needs to explain the bees and the bees to you before you hurt someone. disbelief


you mean the bees and the bees... birds aren't interesting that way.
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Reply #13 posted 12/16/05 6:02pm

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RipHer2Shreds said:

Most gays don't date. They have first dinner and first sex at the same time, usually over Chinese food.


mmmm... sex on chinese food

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Reply #14 posted 12/16/05 6:03pm

Anxiety

cborgman said:

Anxiety said:



someone REALLY needs to explain the bees and the bees to you before you hurt someone. disbelief


you mean the bees and the bees... birds aren't interesting that way.


that's what i said, fool!
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Reply #15 posted 12/16/05 6:04pm

CaptainChaos

FunkMistress said:

I usually wait at least until she buys me one drink before I screw her in the bathroom.

And needless to say I speak for every homo here, so we can end the thread now.

whip


I'm a part-time cultural anthropologist so ending this thread would squash the pathway of knowledge that is essential for human beings to cohabitate peacefully. This is a cold cold world that could expel us randomly at a moment's notice so for God's sakes is it too much to ask for information about the sexual habits of individuals of the homosexual nature. And keeping in mind that said individuals by no means represent the aforementioned group of which they are linked.

Now seriously, how long does it take y'all to hit it?
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Reply #16 posted 12/16/05 6:05pm

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Anxiety said:

cborgman said:



you mean the bees and the bees... birds aren't interesting that way.


that's what i said, fool!


you are so Jackee...

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Reply #17 posted 12/16/05 6:06pm

Anxiety

seriously: it depends. i'm sure it's not much different than hetero behavior. lust is lust, manners are manners and attraction is attraction.
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Reply #18 posted 12/16/05 6:11pm

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Anxiety said:

seriously: it depends. i'm sure it's not much different than hetero behavior. lust is lust, manners are manners and attraction is attraction.


SLUT!
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Reply #19 posted 12/16/05 6:12pm

Anxiety

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Anxiety said:

seriously: it depends. i'm sure it's not much different than hetero behavior. lust is lust, manners are manners and attraction is attraction.


SLUT!


shouldn't you be off soaking your penis in a penicillin bath or something right now?
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Reply #20 posted 12/16/05 6:13pm

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Anxiety said:

cborgman said:



SLUT!


shouldn't you be off soaking your penis in a penicillin bath or something right now?


hmm Is that what you guys are calling it?
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Reply #21 posted 12/16/05 6:13pm

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Anxiety said:

cborgman said:



SLUT!


shouldn't you be off soaking your penis in a penicillin bath or something right now?


why, are you thirsty for my penicillin bath water?
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Reply #22 posted 12/16/05 6:14pm

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cborgman said:

depends on if they seem like relationship material, a fun night, or no interest at all.

there is some truth to the rumors that gay men have more sex, simply because men in general get more excited about sex and will have it as often as possible, so if you are a gay man it's pretty easy to find someone to have sex with if you are in the mood.....


I MUST BE A MAN!!!!!
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Reply #23 posted 12/16/05 6:21pm

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CarrieLee said:

cborgman said:

depends on if they seem like relationship material, a fun night, or no interest at all.

there is some truth to the rumors that gay men have more sex, simply because men in general get more excited about sex and will have it as often as possible, so if you are a gay man it's pretty easy to find someone to have sex with if you are in the mood.....


I MUST BE A MAN!!!!!


i said in general...

and honestly, i would swear you are a gay man in a woman's body
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Reply #24 posted 12/16/05 6:22pm

Anxiety

cborgman said:

Anxiety said:



shouldn't you be off soaking your penis in a penicillin bath or something right now?


why, are you thirsty for my penicillin bath water?


no, but i figured i could dissolve some lime deposits from my bathroom tiles with it. i'm gonna have to have my lead suit dry cleaned, though - i haven't worn it since a few years back, when got the bright idea to make your own special "organic lemonade". ill
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Reply #25 posted 12/16/05 6:23pm

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Anxiety said:

cborgman said:



why, are you thirsty for my penicillin bath water?


no, but i figured i could dissolve some lime deposits from my bathroom tiles with it. i'm gonna have to have my lead suit dry cleaned, though - i haven't worn it since a few years back, when got the bright idea to make your own special "organic lemonade". ill


you begged for more...
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Reply #26 posted 12/16/05 6:25pm

Anxiety

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Anxiety said:



no, but i figured i could dissolve some lime deposits from my bathroom tiles with it. i'm gonna have to have my lead suit dry cleaned, though - i haven't worn it since a few years back, when got the bright idea to make your own special "organic lemonade". ill


you begged for more...


well, not actually...though i can see how the word "air" can sound like the word "more".
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Reply #27 posted 12/16/05 6:25pm

CaptainChaos

Well this thread has disintegrated rather nicely.
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Reply #28 posted 12/16/05 6:26pm

FunkMistress

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CaptainChaos said:

Well this thread has disintegrated rather nicely.


Yeah, it started off so dignified.
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Reply #29 posted 12/16/05 6:28pm

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Anxiety said:

cborgman said:



you begged for more...


well, not actually...though i can see how the word "air" can sound like the word "more".


the same way your "9 inches" seems more like 3?
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