FunkMistress said:

nobel peace prize worthy

cborgman said:

I hope he credits us when his master's thesis is finished.

FunkMistress said:

right?!! i keep saying, everytime i see the brotha he looks just like his daddy.

FunkMistress said:

It really really did. Thanks!

cborgman said:

yes, but only when you walk in the room.

cborgman said:

yeah, some real classy shit

FunkMistress said:

yeah--remember now captain, it's spelled D-A-N-S-A.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

'Cept he makes the eye-luggage look so much cuter.

Anxiety said:

i don't see no lemon twist on this shit...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Can't even spell her own name right. It's S-E-X-A-Y.

FunkMistress said:

hit meh...

FunkMistress said:



I'm doing some correspondence courses through McDonald's University and they will eat this stuff up.
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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

sexay!
good god, wit the bacon meat
pork meat

Anxiety said:

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Archie Bunker said it best..
"hello how are you..zap..into the sack"

the only thing enviable I'd find about gay realationships

CaptainChaos said:

About 20 seconds.

I sense I have offended which was not the Captain's intention. What you have to understand is that the Captain doesn't have any gay friends. I don't have any straight ones either. I live life as a solitary vessel, sailing from port to port looking for a place to call home. Maybe it's my upbringing. My parents abandoned me. An indifferent pair of wolves raised me and then they abandoned me. I spend my life at strip clubs and bars, looking for any human who will give me even an ounce of human kindness. So my questions about human nature come from my thirst to connect, to bond with others. Take them only as such.

cborgman said:

Just watch out for lethal injections that go with that prize.

CaptainChaos said:

You know if you Semi Cap that shit and add a prince reference, you could be Zelaria.

all of my gay friends (in relationships and otherwise) have sex much sooner than any of my straight friends. as un-PC as it may be, gay men (judging from my experiences with them) are generally much more promiscuous than straight men. the majority of gay men i know aren't even interested in relationships...they just want to fuck. and some of them have several different partners a week. to each their own.

superspaceboy said:

CaptainChaos said:

FunkMistress said:

That junk is funny. That is actually what I meant to say.

I changed the title of the thread to illustrate the full sensitive nature of the Captain. Please enjoy.

FunkMistress said:

CaptainChaos said:


I Am A Big Wet Bag Of Gay Dog Food CALL ME CHUCK WAGON. I Am A Sexual Grocery Item Like VELVEETA SHELLS AND CHEESE Prince Can Hitch Me To His Wagon And Ride Me Under The COUCH!!! I Make My Own Gravy! WILD AND SMACKY!!!

Anxiety said:

my oh my

ps- I hang out with a lot of straight girls they have as much sex and as much variation in their timing of sex as do the gay boys i know...

Anxiety said:

LMMFAO....I can't wait to tell the doctors that six little words made my spleen erupt.

FunkMistress said:

zel's gonna kick my ass one day.