North Pole (Associated Press)-

Beloved Holiday icon, Frosty the Snowman, was arrested Tuesday on charges of cocaine possession. The famous star of his biographical film, as well as Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July, was allegedly caught in a popular North Pole night spot, The Polar Bear Club, snorting several lines of the drug, commonly referred to as "snow". Arresting officer, Frank Drebbin, said Frosy was "high as a kite" and that he was "hopped up on more drugs than you can shake a stick at".

This is the latest in a long line of drug-related problems for Frosty, who was first arrested for trying to buy the designer drug "ice" from an undercover officer ten years ago. In early December of 2001, he was again incarcerated when police raided a party he was attending at Robert Downey Jr's house in Los Angeles.

Frosty's manager, Yukon Cornelius, vehemently denies the charges. "They are completely fabricated! My client has been clean for years", claims Cornelius.

Friend of Frosty Speaks Out



Org Exclusive interview with Sam the Snowman, longtime confidant of Frosty

JM: How long have you known Frosty?

S: We first met in '69. He had just wrapped his bio-film, and was a relative newcomer to the North Pole. As there aren't a whole lot of us sentient, magically created snowmen, I thought he could use a friend.

JM: Did you ever work together?

S: Well, we did work on Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July together.

JM: Really? I didn't think you were in that one!

S: I was SUPPOSSED to be, but the bastards cut my scenes out! That twit of a director said it would be too confusing to have two sentient snowmen in the same film! What a load of crap! I mean, how could anyone mistake us? I have a friggin' BEARD for chissakes! Friggin' racism is what it is!

JM: Racism? I don't follow...

S: This mentality that two snowmen couldn't be in the same flick! There was a snow WOMAN, what's the damned difference? If Sam Jackson and Chris Tucker appear in the same movie together, do you think that anyone is going to say "oh, you can't have two black men in the same film, that will confuse the audience".

JM: Ummm, but there are a whole lot more black men in Hollywood than there are snowmen. Blacks make up a significant portion of the population...

S: That just proves my point, you idiot! Don't you see? We are a MAJOR minority! I mean, how many snowmen do you have working these days? My son, Scoops did a flick with Rudolph a few years back, and then there was that idiot that did that piece of S%*t with Keaton a few years back...

JM: Jack Frost?

S: Yeah, that little pussy! Hell, he ripped off his name from a friend of mine who was working in horror films a few years back!

JM: Oh, you mean the horror movie called Jack Frost?

S: What, are you friggin' deaf? Yes, I'm talkin' about the horror movie. That fag came along and stole my buddy's screen name. He tried to sue, but Keaton's people were backing the homo, so he never had a snowball's chance in hell. He could have been as big as Freddy or Jason I tell you!

JM: Err...uh, okay. Back to Frosty...

S: Yeah?

JM: What is he like.

S: Well, back in the day, he was the best! He could out-act anyone in the field! He had presence, I tell ya!

JM: You became fairly fast friends, I understand?

S: Oh yeah! He and I used to do all sorts of shows together down in Vegas, which was no small feat, considering its a friggin' desert and we're made out of friggin' snow! The two of us, along with Rudolph and Hermey the Elf would do shows together that would bring the house down! Sometimes, we'd be joined by Bumbles the Abominable Snowman for comic relief. It was great!

JM: Quite a comraderie then?

S: Oh yeah! They used to call us "The Ice Pack"! We partied hard!

JM: When did Frosty first become involved with drugs?

S: Well, you gotta understand, back in the day all we did was drink. There wasn't none of that drug BS. Frosty first started messing with the nose-candy back in 78, when Mick Jagger came to one of our shows.

JM: So, you allege that Jagger was the one who introduced him to cocaine?

S: Hell, I don't know. It coulda been one of their friggin' roadies for all I know. All I can say for sure is that hippie piece of s&%t came along, and after that Frosty was snorting his weight in Peruvian gold.

JM: Did you ever try to help?

S: You bet your sweet ass I did! In fact, I drug his ass to Betty Ford at least three times in the eighties! For a while, in the early nineties, he actually managed to stay clean for a while. Unfortunately, he met that little faggot with that band, and it was all over.

JM: What band are you referring to?

S: Ah, hell, I dunno any of those damned band names! Me, I like Sinatra or Ellington. I have no use for that rock stuff. It was that queer looking fellow that did all the drugs...

JM: Scott Weiland?

S: Yeah! That's him! Friggin' freak! Frosty met him, and he was right off the wagon again! It was all downhill for him after that.

JM: When was the last time you saw Frosty?

S: November, 2003. I saw him at my son, Scoops', birthday party. He was really lit up, going around yelling "happy birthday" over and over. I tried to tell him that that bit was tired, but I don't think he heard me. He was so desperately trying to get people to remember him for his glory days, but it just didn't work. He looked terrible. He'd been smoking crack out of his corncob pipe and his button nose had fallen right off from all the snorting. It was sad.

JM: What are your thoughts on his latest arrest?

S: At this point, it doesn't surprise me. If he isn't careful, he's gonna wind up a giant puddle.

rumor has it that Heat Meiser really likes the cold

LadyFunkSoldier said:

Oh, I'm pretty sure Heat Meiser has been snorting the nose candy with ol'Frosty!

i hate to think Frosty has a problem but judging from this picture he really has been spending time rolling around in the drifts, if you take my meaning:

XxAxX said:

Boy, Sam wasn't kidding! Ol' Frosty is a wreck!
[Edited 12/14/05 13:45pm]

Here's a pic of him a few years back. You can tell that he is, at the very least, drinking heavily at the time:

Man, I'm having problems with my brackets today edit
[Edited 12/15/05 15:12pm]

TMPletz said: