STOP ME BEFORE I EAT AGAIN!!

Well, it's like this.

A couple of weeks ago, I was all in the Christmas spirit and stuff, so when I was at Trader Joe's I saw some really cool chocolate advent calendars for 99 cents, so I got three of 'em - one for me, and two to give as gifts to...uh...I don't know who.

So, okay, I put up one calendar in my apartment and every day I pick out my little piece of candy and eat it and that's exactly how it's supposed to work.

Well, I couldn't figure out who to give the other calendars to, so tonight...well...I just ripped one of those babies open and just started ripping those little damn doors right open and popping those chocolates in my mouth like I was Pacman! I gorged on almost all of 'em! I've committed ADVENT CRIME!!!

I would like to say I feel shameful about this, but I think I may be a little beyond that point now. And there's another calendar just waiting for me.

STOP ME BEFORE I EAT AGAIN!!

Anxiety said:

You are starting to sound like all the fashion professionals I've dated.

My chocolate calendar! It was ment for me and you ate it!

Oh no you don't. I'm not getting involved. This is between you, your conscience and Cynthia. You should be ashamed of yourself young man!

Reincarnate said:

nothing comes between me and cynthia...ESPECIALLY not my conscience!

Anxiety said:

fantasyislander said:

but it's chocolate! CHOCOLATE!

Well, it's like this.

A couple of weeks ago, I was all in the Christmas spirit and stuff, so when I was at Trader Joe's I saw some really cool chocolate advent calendars for 99 cents, so I got three of 'em - one for me, and two to give as gifts to...uh...I don't know who.

So, okay, I put up one calendar in my apartment and every day I pick out my little piece of candy and eat it and that's exactly how it's supposed to work.

Well, I couldn't figure out who to give the other calendars to, so tonight...well...I just ripped one of those babies open and just started ripping those little damn doors right open and popping those chocolates in my mouth like I was Pacman! I gorged on almost all of 'em! I've committed ADVENT CRIME!!!

I would like to say I feel shameful about this, but I think I may be a little beyond that point now. And there's another calendar just waiting for me.

STOP ME BEFORE I EAT AGAIN!!

don't you remember how we had to knock through a wall to get you out of your apartment on a forklift last year?

cborgman said:

yeah, and i still say you could have just stayed in your trailer and honked the horn. really, there was no need for you to try to wedge your way through my front door. really. no need at all.

littlemissG said:

how would giving someone something that could otherwise stay mine possibly make me feel better about the chocolate i could have to myself because i didn't give it away in the first place?

Well, it's like this.

A couple of weeks ago, I was all in the Christmas spirit and stuff, so when I was at Trader Joe's I saw some really cool chocolate advent calendars for 99 cents, so I got three of 'em - one for me, and two to give as gifts to...uh...I don't know who.

So, okay, I put up one calendar in my apartment and every day I pick out my little piece of candy and eat it and that's exactly how it's supposed to work.

Well, I couldn't figure out who to give the other calendars to, so tonight...well...I just ripped one of those babies open and just started ripping those little damn doors right open and popping those chocolates in my mouth like I was Pacman! I gorged on almost all of 'em! I've committed ADVENT CRIME!!!

I would like to say I feel shameful about this, but I think I may be a little beyond that point now. And there's another calendar just waiting for me.

STOP ME BEFORE I EAT AGAIN!!

Anxiety said:

You brought it to give away so give it away.
Give it to the paperboy, that's the cheap way out of a tip.

i looked at this thread again and have such a strong desire to go buy some quality chocolates. . . with coconut inside . . . and almonds . . . and caramel . . . and cherry cordials . . . and white chocolate . . . and oh, my god, i think i just orgasmed.

fantasyislander said:

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Even the very title of this post shows your guilt, this guilt leads to self loathing that leads back to bindge eating. It's a cycle and you have to stop now.

TMPletz said:

MickG said:

if your post to this thread was made of chocolate, i would eat it too.

fantasyislander said:

Anxiety said:

AND, I would blame you for it. Chocolate is wonderful. It is like a lover that fills ever bit of your soul with joy. However, the question is why are these spots empty and in need of being filled by chocolate? This mind you isn't a question to be answered toward me or on a message board.