fantasyislander said:

Just give him a blow up doll.

CaptainChaos said:

I like you! How do you define freakishly large knockers?

Spats said:

You don't like freaks? That's what you get for them realdolldate.com chicks.

A man that is not a freak.....not that I really care, or care to hear from that from you but.....wow....a man that is not a freak.....
Poor girl, she'll be so bored

fantasyislander said:

Ooooo how very very dare you Sorry the beef curtains just dont do it for me

Pochacco said:

"beef curtains"??


i've never heard that before!!!

Breathing...

Terilicious said:

No, i am not into "freaks". I like women who have some class. Not women who will stick their face near where i go to the bathroom.

I have never had any complaints of boredom. I am usually the one that get's bored with the relationship.

Pochacco said:

Me and him would never work out!!!

Spats said:

What if she's eating something crunchy?

Is she only allowed to eat soft foods?

Or will you just sit far away from her so you don't hear the crunching noises?




You have some stupid ass rules

Spats said:

WOW... what percentage of the population are "freaks" then (if having oral sex qualifies one as a freak)??




It's so funny how ANY act of intimacy completely freaks you out. Tell me about your relationship w/ your parents

Spats said:

I'm so sorry for you

I don't have a type when it comes to look, but when it comes to aura.

I like the fella to the left.



He looks casual, but he might have this cuddly side. You never know.

I kinda hope she'll doing this soon to her boyfriend:

abierman said:

dirty old man;)

AndGodCreatedMe said:

pffftttt!!!!! she's like 27!!!!! what are you talking about?

gorgeous expressive eyes
long eye lashes
brown skin
athletic build
sexy lips
nicely manicured fingers/toes
a smile that can make an athiest believe in God
an ass in the highest percentile ranking

Another one of Abierman's "beauties"??? and a classy one.

I can eat crunchy foods pretty quietly. You can barely hear me eat apples. There is no excuse for sounding like a horse.

I did not call people who go downtown "freaks". I was quoting the person before me. But it's disgusting. No different than licking someone's bum.

Spats said:

Oh god i so wish i knew where you lived....my weekend has been rough and right now i so need a miserable little scrote with no life that no one would miss to take out and fuck right up.....wanna note me your addy?

mdiver said:

wait! wait! i wanna watch!!

Spats said:

was waiting for that one, spatsy! But you're right, she's adressing you in that pic!!!

Idiot!

Oh she is sooooo pretty.

The Marlboro Man is threatening me with violence again. Had a bad day? Maybe it's from dragging your knuckles along the sidewalk all day. They must be sore.

Spats said:

that's it!! bring it!!




you wouldn't know the first thing about what ANY woman wants even if it were spelled out for you, which it has been, numerous times, and on many different threads!! you are a low-life cretin who i doubt has ever really pleasured a woman in his entire life, and probably never will!

put that in your pipe and smoke it, you neanderthal jerkoff.

not even worth my time edit.
[Edited 12/18/05 21:43pm]

Okay, Ms.Know it all what do women want? A man to do whatever they ask? To sweep them off their feet? To treat them like a queen? to think they are beautiful even if they are not. That's the info i have gathered from people here.

I find it funny that you think it's alright for them to insult me but if i respond back i am the bad guy.

I have pleasured my share of women. But within my comfort zone. I won't do anything that makes me uncomfortable and it would be wrong for any woman to want me to.

Spats said:

listen man, you can answer back all you want, but when you talk with an air of authority about something you obviously know little to nothing about, that is when people get upset. ESPECIALLY when it comes to women. you sound like an arrogant bastard who believes he's got it all figured out. you clump all women into one big heap and then demean us with your whole attitude and persona. and i'm sick of it. then you have the audacity to put down some men who have been NOTHING but gentlemen to their fellow orgers (excluding twats like you) and call them simple-minded names!

the sad part is, i really don't think you have any idea how clueless you are. and i really would be shocked off my a** to find any woman in real life that would say you were a decent guy. oh, and i doubt i'll ever believe that you've actually pleasured a woman, so you can stop trying to convince me about that one.

perfect mate, honestly:





GEORGE CLOONEY!!!

Spats said:

I have only responded to a few of your repsonses, but kind of dislike the reactions your getting. It's sometimes easy to hit on somebody's who's already down. People cliqueing up to beat someone is never a nice sight.

But. You might reconsider WHY people are doing that. Your posts are getting a hefty repsonse and I do not know if you go for that repsonse and get a kick out of it, but most posts I read of yours are kind of... lemme find the right word... male chauvinistic piggish? It shows you to be a onetrackmind-kinda man, only out for his own pleasure.

And people find that foolish and will ALWAYS react to that. So, if you go for that reaction and secretly get off on it, then go ahead and continue. If it tires you, baffles you, then you might just want to delete your account and get a new one and have a fresh start with a new account. I am not telling you should, just giving you an option if the reactions are getting you down.

Spats said:

So what is it Neanderthal or Sissy boy make up your mind.....

I think you are conflicted. You can't decide which is more you. You have both qualities fighting amongst themselves. It's fun too watch.

I am not a male chauvinist pig. I am all for equal rights for women and all that stuff. I have been encouraging women to grow a spine and ask men out, to propose, make the first move.

And "gentlemen" don't have huge ego's and brag about what they have done to women and they don't post drunken photos with average looking women half their age and then brag that they supposedly bagged them later that night. And they don't act like really deep people even though they can't spell simple words.

I know all about women. I have dated enough of them and been around enough of them in my lifetime. Women are not rocket science.

And believe what you want. I jave pleasured my share of women.