I love tall, skinny guys. Not slim, but skinny...like MJ or Wentworth Miller (the guy from Prison Break) okay a lil skinner than him
You know the ones who look like their in need of a steak. And I like deep eyes, again something like MJ
Hair is also very very important to me, I like slightly curly hair. No hair anywhere else, No pubs, underarm, or chest hair. Facial hair depends on the person. You don't have to get manicures and pedicures but you CANNOT stink and I hate cologne and perfume so you have to use regular soap, OFTEN, but everyone should do that anyway even if your not trying to get with me . I don't care how you dress, you can wear tight womens clothes, goth, chic, reg man clothes or whatever. Deep voices disturb me, so you can talk as soft as you want too. Personality is simple funny, smart, shy (shy turns me on) *coughs* MJ *coughs* well balanced and all that good stuff. Not too loving, I hate guys who like to be underneath others, guys who like to talk on the phone for more than 3 mins and guys who say I love you. Kissing and hugging too much or at all really, disturbs me.

As you can see I've went over this plenty of times in my head, so far no one has meet the requirements but I'll keep my fingers crossed and hope I won't have to settle for much longer , but hey shit happens.

What about you

you're just trying to provide an open forum for spats, aren't you?

fantasyislander said:

You got me

MichaelsLight said:

jsut for that . . .

fantasyislander said:

Its for everyone else too...I guess

Yes!!!!! Thanks Michael.

Okay this is what i want...

First of all...

They have to be pretty..

1.A very pretty face.

2.A cute nose

3.Full Lips

4.Blonde Hair and past the shoulders.(brunettes will do sometimes).

5.Good sized breasts. (Not too big though)

6.A very feminine voice and feminine over all.

7.Slightly shorter than me or my height. (I am around 5'9)

8.Nice figure. Not overweight but not starving herself either

9. Some one who has their shit together. I don't need any drama in my life. Save the drama for your mama.

10. A women who does not believe in gender roles. Has no problem making the first move in any situation.

11.She has to have good table manners. Good eating style. No talking with the mouth full, no eating off my plate. No loud crunching noises.

12. A woman with a nice feminine laugh. Not loud and no pig noises.

13.I am pretty conservative in bed so i want a woman who is the same. If they want to go downtown then go downtown with someone else.

14. A woman who is not obessesd with romance. Because i am not. I don't show displays of affection in public. I don't write poems or leave flowers on pillows. And i don't cuddle after sex. I shower and sleep.

15. They should have a nice personality and be nice overall.

I think that's about it.

Anyone who makes loud crunching noises

Spats said:

realdoll.com called, they said they got yer girl downstairs in the lobby waiting for ya.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

i was just thinking the same thing!!

LleeLlee said:

Cloudbuster said:

LleeLlee said:

~...makes loud crunching noises...

Just your plain old fashioned tall dark and handsome type

As long as hes got dark brown hair, clean shaven, medium build Im happy!

My ideal man:

fantasyislander said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA me too...what a dick!

Slutty as hell

Independently wealthy

Well-stocked liquor cabinet

Poor eyesight

Freakishly large knockers


And, oh yeah, I like them smart too.
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CaptainChaos said:

CaptainChaos said:

Cloudbuster said:

Louder Louder!

LleeLlee said:

LMAO!

She knows what I want in a woman.Enough said.

but straight ... and around 5 years older.
(how do I get rid of the big gap under the photo?)
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People with a strange obbession with cheese curls

people with at least 11 digits

would you trade the perfect eyes for a perfect soul?
would you trade perfect thighs for a perfect spirit?
would you trade ideal inteligence for idealisims of the flesh?

yeah, I thought as much.

lips and teeth like LL

eyes like prince

sex appeal like lenny

skin like shemar

a voice like barry white

sense of humor like will smith
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MickG said:

my husband has.