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The Juice Box Mystery.... ...Here I am sitting on the couch watching VH1's ultimate pranks, eating my two chicken fingers. Along with this...I had an APPLE & EVE juice box, flavor? Strawberry kiwi. I then realized...the purpose of a juice box. Notice how Juice Boxes are intended for small children. The average human being would possibly say that the Juice Box, its intentions are to provide a flavorful drink in a selected amount meeting the daily requirements for nourishment. True, but in reality its meaning, its design is far more advanced than one could think.
When you grab a hold of the juice box...it is delicate to the touch. If you grab it with a rough grasp or squeeze it too tight...it will squirt all over. Leaving the child with juice all over their new sesame street shirt, or osh kosh pants. The intriguing thought is that once this is done, it will rarely happen again. They will learn the techniques to holding a juice box. Unlike the sippy cup...the juice box is a new level of freedom, a declaration of I am a "Big Boy/Girl". Also the Juice box teaches the toddlers that it must be sipped with care, and...ease. Obviously, Juicy Juice...MOTTS....and other companies knew exactly what they were doing. Subconciously programming children at a young age. Look at that...I have unlocked the secrets of the...Juice Box. | |
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And another thing!
When they forget to stick a straw on the side, you are faced with a whole new set of problems! 
The Juice Box teaches problem solving! | |
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Juice Boxes were head and shoulders above Capri Sun foil packs, which one could NEVER EVER open with the "straw". Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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BucketOfBouncyBalls said: ...Here I am sitting on the couch watching VH1's ultimate pranks, eating my two chicken fingers. Along with this...I had an APPLE & EVE juice box, flavor? Strawberry kiwi. I then realized...the purpose of a juice box. Notice how Juice Boxes are intended for small children. The average human being would possibly say that the Juice Box, its intentions are to provide a flavorful drink in a selected amount meeting the daily requirements for nourishment. True, but in reality its meaning, its design is far more advanced than one could think.
When you grab a hold of the juice box...it is delicate to the touch. If you grab it with a rough grasp or squeeze it too tight...it will squirt all over. Leaving the child with juice all over their new sesame street shirt, or osh kosh pants. The intriguing thought is that once this is done, it will rarely happen again. They will learn the techniques to holding a juice box. Unlike the sippy cup...the juice box is a new level of freedom, a declaration of I am a "Big Boy/Girl". Also the Juice box teaches the toddlers that it must be sipped with care, and...ease. Obviously, Juicy Juice...MOTTS....and other companies knew exactly what they were doing. Subconciously programming children at a young age. Look at that...I have unlocked the secrets of the...Juice Box. Girl, you should blog this!! | |
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2the9s said: BucketOfBouncyBalls said: ...Here I am sitting on the couch watching VH1's ultimate pranks, eating my two chicken fingers. Along with this...I had an APPLE & EVE juice box, flavor? Strawberry kiwi. I then realized...the purpose of a juice box. Notice how Juice Boxes are intended for small children. The average human being would possibly say that the Juice Box, its intentions are to provide a flavorful drink in a selected amount meeting the daily requirements for nourishment. True, but in reality its meaning, its design is far more advanced than one could think.
When you grab a hold of the juice box...it is delicate to the touch. If you grab it with a rough grasp or squeeze it too tight...it will squirt all over. Leaving the child with juice all over their new sesame street shirt, or osh kosh pants. The intriguing thought is that once this is done, it will rarely happen again. They will learn the techniques to holding a juice box. Unlike the sippy cup...the juice box is a new level of freedom, a declaration of I am a "Big Boy/Girl". Also the Juice box teaches the toddlers that it must be sipped with care, and...ease. Obviously, Juicy Juice...MOTTS....and other companies knew exactly what they were doing. Subconciously programming children at a young age. Look at that...I have unlocked the secrets of the...Juice Box. Girl, you should blog this!! Isn't the org a poor fams blog? Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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2the9s said: BucketOfBouncyBalls said: ...Here I am sitting on the couch watching VH1's ultimate pranks, eating my two chicken fingers. Along with this...I had an APPLE & EVE juice box, flavor? Strawberry kiwi. I then realized...the purpose of a juice box. Notice how Juice Boxes are intended for small children. The average human being would possibly say that the Juice Box, its intentions are to provide a flavorful drink in a selected amount meeting the daily requirements for nourishment. True, but in reality its meaning, its design is far more advanced than one could think.
When you grab a hold of the juice box...it is delicate to the touch. If you grab it with a rough grasp or squeeze it too tight...it will squirt all over. Leaving the child with juice all over their new sesame street shirt, or osh kosh pants. The intriguing thought is that once this is done, it will rarely happen again. They will learn the techniques to holding a juice box. Unlike the sippy cup...the juice box is a new level of freedom, a declaration of I am a "Big Boy/Girl". Also the Juice box teaches the toddlers that it must be sipped with care, and...ease. Obviously, Juicy Juice...MOTTS....and other companies knew exactly what they were doing. Subconciously programming children at a young age. Look at that...I have unlocked the secrets of the...Juice Box. Girl, you should blog this!! LOL I DID | |
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superspaceboy said: Juice Boxes were head and shoulders above Capri Sun foil packs, which one could NEVER EVER open with the "straw".
and whenever you could actually manage to open a capri sun with the straw, either it'd start leaking right away or by the time you're done struggling to poke it open the straw would be totally bent & useless.  | |
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superspaceboy said: 2the9s said: Girl, you should blog this!! Isn't the org a poor fams blog? Okay, that was pretty good. | |
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...yeah but they're so fun to play with. You put the straw in the box, and bend the tip, then stomp on the box to shoot the straw across the room (or in someone's eye).
The worst was those fruit juices that came in narrow plastic bottles. I guess they were supposed to mimic Coke bottles, but when you were drinking from them it looked more like you were chugging douche. | |
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BucketOfBouncyBalls said: When you grab a hold ...it is delicate to the touch. If you grab it with a rough grasp or squeeze it too tight...it will squirt all over.  | |
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CinisterCee said: BucketOfBouncyBalls said: When you grab a hold ...it is delicate to the touch. If you grab it with a rough grasp or squeeze it too tight...it will squirt all over.  | |
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CinisterCee said: BucketOfBouncyBalls said: When you grab a hold ...it is delicate to the touch. If you grab it with a rough grasp or squeeze it too tight...it will squirt all over.  | |
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Tom said: ...yeah but they're so fun to play with. You put the straw in the box, and bend the tip, then stomp on the box to shoot the straw across the room (or in someone's eye).
The worst was those fruit juices that came in narrow plastic bottles. I guess they were supposed to mimic Coke bottles, but when you were drinking from them it looked more like you were chugging douche. LMAO I REMEMBER THOSE!!!!! I wasn't allowed to drink them | |
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Tom said: The worst was those fruit juices that came in narrow plastic bottles. I guess they were supposed to mimic Coke bottles, but when you were drinking from them it looked more like you were chugging douche.
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Tom said: ...yeah but they're so fun to play with. You put the straw in the box, and bend the tip, then stomp on the box to shoot the straw across the room (or in someone's eye).
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