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Does price of prostitute equate to quality? I'm just wondering because there are a couple of nocturnal coital engineers down by my favorite liquor store that say, and I quote, "Anything you want for $15". I think that is a steal myself. Do you think these ladies are cops?
I'm serious about this. I need your counsel on such matters. [Edited 12/14/05 10:56am] | |
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I wouldn't know about these things.
However, let me just say this. Anything you want for 15 bucks means you will be the one getting fucked in the end. News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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MickG said: I wouldn't know about these things.
However, let me just say this. Anything you want for 15 bucks means you will be the one getting fucked in the end. I'm just a bargain shopper. I like sales. That's just me. | |
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Like anything else you gotta shop around.
Every once in awhile you'll find a good deal. And use simple logic. Squeeze to test ripeness. Kick the tires. Get a quote. If possible, haggle. And if after all of this you still find yourself dissatisfied with end result of your purchase, chuck it down to lesson well learned in the school of hard 'knocks'. | |
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Illustrator said: Like anything else you gotta shop around.
Every once in awhile you'll find a good deal. And use simple logic. Squeeze to test ripeness. Kick the tires. Get a quote. If possible, haggle. And if after all of this you still find yourself dissatisfied with end result of your purchase, chuck it down to lesson well learned in the school of hard 'knocks'. So you think I should talk them down to $12? I tried to squeeze one of them but she said no free samples, followed by some very interesting profanity. This all used to be so much easier. | |
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It depends...did you go on a date with
Cborgman? Anywhere from 2 - 50 bucks. Depends on the pity factor. He also lives in NYC so it's kinda pricey. Dook? - 25 bucks for the sheer entertainment of it all AB777?? 100...for the mere curiosity. 9sey? - Paid for in tractor oil or chicken feed. I don't have a conversion table. Althom? 25 cents...you're paying for the shower. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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MickG said: I wouldn't know about these things.
However, let me just say this. Anything you want for 15 bucks means you will be the one getting fucked in the end. So, if you're a bottom...that's a bargain. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Sometimes across the border you can get a better rate, because of the exchange rate and all. | |
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superspaceboy said: MickG said: I wouldn't know about these things.
However, let me just say this. Anything you want for 15 bucks means you will be the one getting fucked in the end. So, if you're a bottom...that's a bargain. Damn, this really has gotten complicated. | |
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CaptainChaos said: So you think I should talk them down to $12? I tried to squeeze one of them but she said no free samples, followed by some very interesting profanity. This all used to be so much easier. Like I 'said', if you want a good deal, you gotta shop around. When you find that crack-ho whose jonesing big-time for a fix you can really haggle alot for a little. She would much rather settle for something than nuthin' lemme tell you. ...oh...by the way... not that I've ever done this. I'm just telling you what I've read in "The Frugal Shopper" (intro by Ralph Nader). | |
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jbchavez said: Sometimes across the border you can get a better rate, because of the exchange rate and all.
I heard our trade deficit was bad. Does this affect hos? Also, because I am trying to get cultured, how many Euros does a hooker cost in Europe? I might go there one day. | |
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Ask Abierman. | |
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When you find that crack-ho whose jonesing big-time for a fix
you can really haggle alot for a little. She would much rather settle for something than nuthin' lemme tell you. Yeah, I usually look for the real desperate ones. The ones that look broken down by life. The ones that take coupons. [Edited 12/14/05 11:40am] | |
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superspaceboy said: It depends...did you go on a date with
Cborgman? Anywhere from 2 - 50 bucks. Depends on the pity factor. He also lives in NYC so it's kinda pricey. Dook? - 25 bucks for the sheer entertainment of it all AB777?? 100...for the mere curiosity. 9sey? - Paid for in tractor oil or chicken feed. I don't have a conversion table. Althom? 25 cents...you're paying for the shower. I'm the highest priced hooker. | |
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CaptainChaos said: jbchavez said: Sometimes across the border you can get a better rate, because of the exchange rate and all.
I heard our trade deficit was bad. Does this affect hos? Also, because I am trying to get cultured, how many Euros does a hooker cost in Europe? I might go there one day. I am talking about the US/Mexican border. In Matamoros, there is a section of town that is like a sex compound. I have never been but the local people tell me stories that you have once heard but always thought they were myths. Of course, it is extremely dangerous and many high school kids never make the return trip. | |
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jbchavez said: I am talking about the US/Mexican border. In Matamoros, there is a section of town that is like a sex compound. I have never been but the local people tell me stories that you have once heard but always thought they were myths. Of course, it is extremely dangerous and many high school kids never make the return trip. I'm calling my travel agent right now. Or maybe I'll just Priceline it. Why pay full price to go somewhere with half-priced hookers? | |
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AsianBomb777 said: superspaceboy said: It depends...did you go on a date with
Cborgman? Anywhere from 2 - 50 bucks. Depends on the pity factor. He also lives in NYC so it's kinda pricey. Dook? - 25 bucks for the sheer entertainment of it all AB777?? 100...for the mere curiosity. 9sey? - Paid for in tractor oil or chicken feed. I don't have a conversion table. Althom? 25 cents...you're paying for the shower. I'm the highest priced hooker. Yes you are...but that's because you're the prettiest. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Spats said: Ask Abierman.
Spatsy, you really wanna know? Oh yeah, I've been around and I'm not ashamed to tell! Exciting place, the org, huh? 8 years ago I was on a sales-meeting in Paris with my (then) boss, the meeting was attended by a lot of americans from several companies. At night we all had dinner and went out to catch a show in The Crazy Horse (google that, Spatsy, so you know what I'm talking about! What? you don't know what Google is?? ). Afterwards we asked a cab-driver where to go for a drink, ofcourse the cab-driver took us to a place with a lot of women (hot women, Spatsy!), they were hookers who would come up to your Hotel-room after having some drinks with you at the bar. Rather expensive, $350, not the money I could afford at that time in my life. My boss was there as well and I was telling him that a colleague of ours (an american) was getting busy with a girl at the bar. My boss said that it would never happen because the guy was a family-father, and example of an american clean-cut guy with wife & kids. I told my boss that I saw the stare in his eyes and that I wouldn't be surprised if the girl would come with him to his room. My boss didn't believe it, so we made a bet: if I were wrong I would have to pay one of the bottles of champagne we drank at the bar, if I were right my boss would pay me one of the girls. Ofcourse, I happened to be right! So in the end a girl came along with me and spend the night with me, doing all sorts of stuff with me in bed. Her name was Estelle, she was a beautiful, 21 year old student. It was good, , and when I woke up she had left me a nice note on the table, I still have that. So I got to sleep with a hooker without having to pay for it myself, but I know exactly what she has cost my boss. 4 years ago I was out with a good buddy here in Amsterdam (that's in the Netherlands, Spatsy!). We had dinner at a nice restaurant and went out afterwards. Very late at night we found ourselfs in the Red-Light District where the women are standing behind the windows as you walk by (you'd love it, Spatsy!!). We were a bit boozed up and in a good mood, laughing a lot. At one point we decided to just do it, and started talking with some of the women, negotiating. In the end each of us spent 50 euros (about $40) for 20 minutes of fun..... Not nearly as much fun or as good as that one time in Paris. These are my two encounters with sex for money.....been there, done that! Not interested anymore since I've done it already. I don't need it. Yes, the more you pay, the more you'll get! $15 for a sloppy ho in an alley? Not me, it's disrespectful to the girl and I would feel cheap as well! I hope this cleared things a bit up for ya, Spatsy! | |
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abierman said: Spats said: Ask Abierman.
Spatsy, you really wanna know? Oh yeah, I've been around and I'm not ashamed to tell! Exciting place, the org, huh? 8 years ago I was on a sales-meeting in Paris with my (then) boss, the meeting was attended by a lot of americans from several companies. At night we all had dinner and went out to catch a show in The Crazy Horse (google that, Spatsy, so you know what I'm talking about! What? you don't know what Google is?? ). Afterwards we asked a cab-driver where to go for a drink, ofcourse the cab-driver took us to a place with a lot of women (hot women, Spatsy!), they were hookers who would come up to your Hotel-room after having some drinks with you at the bar. Rather expensive, $350, not the money I could afford at that time in my life. My boss was there as well and I was telling him that a colleague of ours (an american) was getting busy with a girl at the bar. My boss said that it would never happen because the guy was a family-father, and example of an american clean-cut guy with wife & kids. I told my boss that I saw the stare in his eyes and that I wouldn't be surprised if the girl would come with him to his room. My boss didn't believe it, so we made a bet: if I were wrong I would have to pay one of the bottles of champagne we drank at the bar, if I were right my boss would pay me one of the girls. Ofcourse, I happened to be right! So in the end a girl came along with me and spend the night with me, doing all sorts of stuff with me in bed. Her name was Estelle, she was a beautiful, 21 year old student. It was good, , and when I woke up she had left me a nice note on the table, I still have that. So I got to sleep with a hooker without having to pay for it myself, but I know exactly what she has cost my boss. 4 years ago I was out with a good buddy here in Amsterdam (that's in the Netherlands, Spatsy!). We had dinner at a nice restaurant and went out afterwards. Very late at night we found ourselfs in the Red-Light District where the women are standing behind the windows as you walk by (you'd love it, Spatsy!!). We were a bit boozed up and in a good mood, laughing a lot. At one point we decided to just do it, and started talking with some of the women, negotiating. In the end each of us spent 50 euros (about $40) for 20 minutes of fun..... Not nearly as much fun or as good as that one time in Paris. These are my two encounters with sex for money.....been there, done that! Not interested anymore since I've done it already. I don't need it. Yes, the more you pay, the more you'll get! $15 for a sloppy ho in an alley? Not me, it's disrespectful to the girl and I would feel cheap as well! I hope this cleared things a bit up for ya, Spatsy! This may be the greatest story the Captain has ever read. | |
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Cool story, Abierman. Nice way to have a wonderful experience. | |
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jbchavez said: Sometimes across the border you can get a better rate, because of the exchange rate and all.
For that matter, I believe that in both Canada and France, prostitution per se is legal. However, soliciting prostitution is not. At least in Windsor, Ontario (across the river from Detroit), there are various "escort services" that ostensibly offer only someone's companionship, but are basically fronts for prostitution. Granted, the same thing exists in here in the U.S., but it's illegal, and ultimately, they exist because law enforcement in many cities tolerate it. As for France, I'm told that, "Would you like you have some coffee?" is the code phrase used by prostitutes trying to pick up a client. I remember back in my high school French class, when we were doing this exercise that involved asking another student to do an activity together, and someone asked the coffee question. Our teacher quickly explained why that one is a no-no. Please note: effective March 21, 2010, I've stepped down from my prince.org Moderator position. |
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Depends if breakfast is included.. | |
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matt said: jbchavez said: Sometimes across the border you can get a better rate, because of the exchange rate and all.
For that matter, I believe that in both Canada and France, prostitution per se is legal. However, soliciting prostitution is not. At least in Windsor, Ontario (across the river from Detroit), there are various "escort services" that ostensibly offer only someone's companionship, but are basically fronts for prostitution. Granted, the same thing exists in here in the U.S., but it's illegal, and ultimately, they exist because law enforcement in many cities tolerate it. As for France, I'm told that, "Would you like you have some coffee?" is the code phrase used by prostitutes trying to pick up a client. I remember back in my high school French class, when we were doing this exercise that involved asking another student to do an activity together, and someone asked the coffee question. Our teacher quickly explained why that one is a no-no. I am learning so much on this thread. I knew the Org was down with the hos. | |
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CaptainChaos said: I'm just wondering because there are a couple of nocturnal coital engineers down by my favorite liquor store that say, and I quote, "Anything you want for $15". I think that is a steal myself. Do you think these ladies are cops?
I'm serious about this. I need your counsel on such matters. If they are cops, and you indicate that you agree to such a deal, you're getting a pair of metal bracelets and a free ride downtown. However, from the video footage I've seen, cops doing prostitution stings are usually more subtle and let the customer name a price and/or the desired services. I suppose the reason is to weaken any possible entrapment defense. Please note: effective March 21, 2010, I've stepped down from my prince.org Moderator position. |
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CaptainChaos said: I'm just wondering because there are a couple of nocturnal coital engineers down by my favorite liquor store that say, and I quote, "Anything you want for $15". I think that is a steal myself. Do you think these ladies are cops?
I'm serious about this. I need your counsel on such matters. [Edited 12/14/05 10:56am] anything? would they paint your house for $15?? | |
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CaptainChaos said: I am learning so much on this thread. I knew the Org was down with the hos.
You also have the option of going to Nevada. In counties where the population is below a certain number (e.g., not in Clark County, where Las Vegas is located), the county can legalize prostitution. Some have done so, and there are legal brothels. However, you mentioned that you're "a bargain shopper," and from what I'm told, the Nevada brothels are quite expensive. OTOH, it's got to be cheaper than paying a lawyer to defend you on charges of soliciting prostitution. Please note: effective March 21, 2010, I've stepped down from my prince.org Moderator position. |
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