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Fauxie's 3 definitive keys to spiritual contentedness 1: Zazen
2: White tea 
3: The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy 
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i didn't read anything about this in the tao te ching.  | |
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Anxiety said: i didn't read anything about this in the tao te ching.
I didn't read the tao te ching. Are you saying this thread isn't a good enough substitute? |
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CarrieMpls said: Anxiety said: i didn't read anything about this in the tao te ching.
I didn't read the tao te ching. Are you saying this thread isn't a good enough substitute? they're making a movie of the tao te ching with colin ferrell and angelina jolie. until it hits theaters, we're pretty much stuck with fauxie's thread to show us the light. | |
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Anxiety said: CarrieMpls said: I didn't read the tao te ching. Are you saying this thread isn't a good enough substitute? they're making a movie of the tao te ching with colin ferrell and angelina jolie. until it hits theaters, we're pretty much stuck with fauxie's thread to show us the light. Do we finally get to see his willie? If so, I think I can wait. If not, well, I'll just keep reading this thread. |
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You need more of this sweet guy  | |
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Anxiety said: i didn't read anything about this in the tao te ching.
You didn't read the right translation.  | |
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CarrieMpls said: Anxiety said: i didn't read anything about this in the tao te ching.
I didn't read the tao te ching. Are you saying this thread isn't a good enough substitute? I condensed the 81 chapters into just 3, and without the translator's notes and the frilly illustrations they usually give you. | |
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Fauxie said: Anxiety said: i didn't read anything about this in the tao te ching.
You didn't read the right translation. well, i almost bought the nicole richie translation - you get free foot cream and a pencil set with each copy! | |
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Nikki23 said:
You need more of this sweet guy I fear your omission of a comma just rendered a man with a sugary content out of a steak and a pint of Guinness. | |
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CarrieMpls said: Anxiety said: they're making a movie of the tao te ching with colin ferrell and angelina jolie. until it hits theaters, we're pretty much stuck with fauxie's thread to show us the light. Do we finally get to see his willie? If so, I think I can wait. If not, well, I'll just keep reading this thread. actually, when you've reached true enlightenment, his willie will present itself to you in a vision. one night you'll wake up and it will be floating there in the middle of the room with a scroll tied around its balls. you'll probably want to read the scroll. don't touch it. seriously. | |
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Anxiety said: Fauxie said: You didn't read the right translation. well, i almost bought the nicole richie translation - you get free foot cream and a pencil set with each copy! 
At least it's not Paul Carus! | |
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Anxiety said: CarrieMpls said: Do we finally get to see his willie? If so, I think I can wait. If not, well, I'll just keep reading this thread. actually, when you've reached true enlightenment, his willie will present itself to you in a vision. one night you'll wake up and it will be floating there in the middle of the room with a scroll tied around its balls. you'll probably want to read the scroll. don't touch it. seriously. Just to clarify, we are talking about Colin Farrel's willy and not mine, right? This thread is serious and spiritual and I think any discussion of my willy might undermine the potential for it to enlighten others. | |
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Fauxie said: Anxiety said: actually, when you've reached true enlightenment, his willie will present itself to you in a vision. one night you'll wake up and it will be floating there in the middle of the room with a scroll tied around its balls. you'll probably want to read the scroll. don't touch it. seriously. Just to clarify, we are talking about Colin Farrel's willy and not mine, right? This thread is serious and spiritual and I think any discussion of my willy might undermine the potential for it to enlighten others. you make a good point. it's extremely difficult to take any conversation about your willy seriously! | |
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Fauxie said: Anxiety said: actually, when you've reached true enlightenment, his willie will present itself to you in a vision. one night you'll wake up and it will be floating there in the middle of the room with a scroll tied around its balls. you'll probably want to read the scroll. don't touch it. seriously. Just to clarify, we are talking about Colin Farrel's willy and not mine, right? This thread is serious and spiritual and I think any discussion of my willy might undermine the potential for it to enlighten others. I thought we were talking about Colin Farrel's willie, but now I'm not so sure... |
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Fauxie said: Nikki23 said:
You need more of this sweet guy I fear your omission of a comma just rendered a man with a sugary content out of a steak and a pint of Guinness. Yes ok my grammar is awful i know ,just eat up and be happy i bothered  | |
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Anxiety said: Fauxie said: Just to clarify, we are talking about Colin Farrel's willy and not mine, right? This thread is serious and spiritual and I think any discussion of my willy might undermine the potential for it to enlighten others. you make a good point. it's extremely difficult to take any conversation about your willy seriously! Bastard!
I walked into that one. This thread's not going quite how I would've liked. Can I trust you to help me take it where I want to go? | |
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CarrieMpls said: Fauxie said: Just to clarify, we are talking about Colin Farrel's willy and not mine, right? This thread is serious and spiritual and I think any discussion of my willy might undermine the potential for it to enlighten others. I thought we were talking about Colin Farrel's willie, but now I'm not so sure... i think he's in rehab, so i hope you like pickles. | |
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Nikki23 said: Fauxie said: I fear your omission of a comma just rendered a man with a sugary content out of a steak and a pint of Guinness. Yes ok my grammar is awful i know ,just eat up and be happy i bothered
Yes, I was being an ass. I should take the steak and pint of Guinness while it's on offer. I could kill for that right now. 
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Anxiety said: CarrieMpls said: I thought we were talking about Colin Farrel's willie, but now I'm not so sure... i think he's in rehab, so i hope you like pickles. Fauxie's in rehab? No wonder there's all this spiritual tea-drinking mumbo jumbo. |
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I'd like to talk about point 3. I'm unashamedly a fan of The Cartoon Network, but in particular this cartoon. It's brilliant! I also like a bit of 'Cow and Chicken', 'I Am Weasel' and a few other slightly twisted shows.
It's the perfect thing to wind down with at the end of a hard day meditating and drinking white tea.  | |
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CarrieMpls said: Anxiety said: i think he's in rehab, so i hope you like pickles. Fauxie's in rehab? No wonder there's all this spiritual tea-drinking mumbo jumbo. I told them I'm OK!!!! 
Whoa! Sit still when you post! | |
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CarrieMpls said: Anxiety said: i think he's in rehab, so i hope you like pickles. Fauxie's in rehab? No wonder there's all this spiritual tea-drinking mumbo jumbo. yeah. this thread is kind of a nod-and-smile thing until we art-stay the intervention-ay. | |
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Fauxie said: I'd like to talk about point 3. I'm unashamedly a fan of The Cartoon Network, but in particular this cartoon. It's brilliant! I also like a bit of 'Cow and Chicken', 'I Am Weasel' and a few other slightly twisted shows.
Aside from a big fat pull of cheap Thai whiskey, it's the perfect thing to wind down with at the end of a hard day turning tricks for junk money.  | |
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Anxiety said: Fauxie said: I'd like to talk about point 3. I'm unashamedly a fan of The Cartoon Network, but in particular this cartoon. It's brilliant! I also like a bit of 'Cow and Chicken', 'I Am Weasel' and a few other slightly twisted shows.
Aside from a big fat pull of cheap Thai whiskey, it's the perfect thing to wind down with at the end of a hard day turning tricks for junk money. How did you...??? 
Was that some kind of moderator trickery?? I only PREVIEWED that response!!!!  | |
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Anxiety said: CarrieMpls said: Fauxie's in rehab? No wonder there's all this spiritual tea-drinking mumbo jumbo. yeah. this thread is kind of a nod-and-smile thing until we art-stay the intervention-ay. Us Taoists need to stick together. Not in anything militant or aggressive though. Just flower arranging or something. But still... BITCH!  | |
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Fauxie said: Anxiety said: How did you...???
Was that some kind of moderator trickery?? I only PREVIEWED that response!!!! are you capable of doing ANYTHING that isn't a thinly-veiled cry for help!? | |
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Fauxie said: Anxiety said: yeah. this thread is kind of a nod-and-smile thing until we art-stay the intervention-ay. Us Taoists need to stick together. Not in anything militant or aggressive though. Just flower arranging or something. But still... BITCH! oh, fauxie. i would like to cling to you for dear life, believe me. but i'm trying to let go of attachments. plus i'm a bit of a clean freak. | |
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Anxiety said: Fauxie said: Us Taoists need to stick together. Not in anything militant or aggressive though. Just flower arranging or something. But still... BITCH! oh, fauxie. i would like to cling to you for dear life, believe me. but i'm trying to let go of attachments. plus i'm a bit of a clean freak. You're too successful out there in the world to be a Taoist anyway. 
Grow your hair and quit your job, socialite.  | |
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Fauxie said: You're too successful out there in the world to be a Taoist anyway.
Live in a bus station and shoot dope in your eyelids, socialite. can we just talk about cartoonses some more? | |
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