Hey, I'm honest with you. Honesty is the key to any successful social interaction so I must tell you, collective body of Prince.Org, that the Captain is horny.

Feel free to discuss my horniness or your own. And if anyone has got naked pictures of Martha Stewart or any of the chicks from that new Geisha movie, let's see them.

i knew it!! it's 2the9s!!

SammiJ said:

i'm right, aren't i?

fantasyislander said:

you might be on2 something

Me thinks it's AB.

littlemissG said:

nope.

Someone else accused me of it.

Although my posts would probably seem like his, I would never use an avatar like that.

I think it's either PEJ or Dook.

I think it's Spats' dark-side....

abierman said:

that thought was far too darksided for my liking

CaptainChaos said:

just shut up and have at it.

(NSFW-ish under the link, ya'll)

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Mocha Butt?!

fantasyislander said:

Horniness update-9:36 PM EST---I just saw that "Victoria's Secret" Christmas commercial. I'm good. Horniness abated.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

what the fuck is a speed bump & why would my cawk be goin near it?

alexnevermind319 said:

I offer my services...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Just spent $300 on my credit card. Thanks a lot.

Got the rush delivery going so I should be in nirvana in 24-48 hours.

CynthiasSocks said:

Alright but I have some ground rules:

1) I'm going to close my eyes and pretend your a chick

2) I am going to claim drunkeness for the incident which will be easy because I'm a massive alcoholic.

3) I get 51% of all profits from Internet and/or commercial video sales from the tryst.

CaptainChaos said:

Fine... but I'm fuckin YOU!

CynthiasSocks said:

Just wait until I pass out from the booze. Estimated time-about 15 minutes.

CaptainChaos said:

I cock will keep you up... I mean awake!

2the9s said:

just admit it Captain. there are two minutes between your post as 9s and your next post as the Captain. i know it's you.








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