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sis: hello? me: I just fell down the stairs sis: are u serious? me: yes,I hurt sis: what the hell were u doing? me: just walking down the stairs...I have on socks. I think it's the socks sis: It's not 30 degrees outside,take off those damn socks. What are u wearing socks for? me: i just came from the store and I just took off my shoes sis: We cant have u all broke up before the wedding sis: how did you land? me: On my butt sis: good thing there's lots back there for cushion me: hmmph me: my butt hurts,Im gonna go lay down sis: put some alcohol on it me: what? sis: the alcohol will keep your ass from getting stiff me: right,ok Im gonna go sis: dont forget the alcohol and take off those f*ckin socks! "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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REDFEATHERS said: onenitealone said:  You'll have everyone thinking I watched the entire programme. 
There were so many acts, I've forgotten half of them. Ozzy was cool. I wonder what the Queen said backstage?? I usually dont watch it either, but somehow I quite fancied it.. I did enjoy it.. those bros, in white doing their acrobats were cool.. 
and yes, admit it, you watched it ALL just like me.. 
Yes.  Yes I did. I watched it ALL!  | |
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onenitealone said: REDFEATHERS said: I usually dont watch it either, but somehow I quite fancied it.. I did enjoy it.. those bros, in white doing their acrobats were cool..
and yes, admit it, you watched it ALL just like me..
Yes. Yes I did. I watched it ALL!
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Natisse said: onenitealone said:
Yes. Yes I did. I watched it ALL!
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onenitealone said: Natisse said:
Hey lovely! hey gorgeous | |
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A guy came to my door asking for the back green key cause he had thrown his boyfriend out the window...me being gullible said oh my god have u phoned for an ambulance and hejust laughed and walked away. I dont know where he came from never seen the guy in my life.  | |
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zaara said: A guy came to my door asking for the back green key cause he had thrown his boyfriend out the window...me being gullible said oh my god have u phoned for an ambulance and hejust laughed and walked away. I dont know where he came from never seen the guy in my life.
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Zaara on Saturday night, opening the fridge in her flat, holding up the second last bottle of Cava at 8pm and asking, 'Do you think we need more drink?'.
Sorry, I thought it was 'most stupid question'.. "I'm much too hot to be cool" | |
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Scotsman1999 said: Zaara on Saturday night, opening the fridge in her flat, holding up the second last bottle of Cava at 8pm and asking, 'Do you think we need more drink?'.
Sorry, I thought it was 'most stupid question'.. I wish I could have been there with you all  there was just no way it was gonna happen though... next time | |
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Scotsman1999 said: Zaara on Saturday night, opening the fridge in her flat, holding up the second last bottle of Cava at 8pm and asking, 'Do you think we need more drink?'.
Sorry, I thought it was 'most stupid question'..
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I forgive you dude..!
Natisse - You couldn't be more right.. We're all on the same landmass, how difficult can it be? You push and I'll pull.  "I'm much too hot to be cool" | |
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Scotsman1999 said: I forgive you dude..!
Natisse - You couldn't be more right.. We're all on the same landmass, how difficult can it be? You push and I'll pull. I know it sounds stupid and I'm sorry I just simply don't have the spare cash right now Andrew for the fare etc but I promise i'll get up there asap in the New Year | |
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Scotsman1999 said: I forgive you dude..!
Cheers - but sorry, though. I'm angry with myself; I just keep bloody forgetting. On its' way!  | |
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Natisse said: Scotsman1999 said: I forgive you dude..!
Natisse - You couldn't be more right.. We're all on the same landmass, how difficult can it be? You push and I'll pull. I know it sounds stupid and I'm sorry I just simply don't have the spare cash right now Andrew for the fare etc but I promise i'll get up there asap in the New Year 
If I can afford it, can I come please? | |
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onenitealone said: Natisse said: I know it sounds stupid and I'm sorry I just simply don't have the spare cash right now Andrew for the fare etc but I promise i'll get up there asap in the New Year
If I can afford it, can I come please? absofuckinglutely  | |
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Natisse said: onenitealone said:
If I can afford it, can I come please? absofuckinglutely 
As crap in contact as I have been, I can't wait to see all you guys again.  | |
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onenitealone said: Natisse said: absofuckinglutely
As crap in contact as I have been, I can't wait to see all you guys again. don't worry hon me too every day I keep meaning to call... | |
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Reincarnate said: abierman said: she's a bad-girl.....taken! doesn't bring me any further....
[Edited 12/12/05 6:58am] awww
it sounds like you're a good boy, if you're leaving it at that. From what you say she was pretty keen ... haven't made up my mind yet! | |
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Scotsman1999 said: Zaara on Saturday night, opening the fridge in her flat, holding up the second last bottle of Cava at 8pm and asking, 'Do you think we need more drink?'.
Sorry, I thought it was 'most stupid question'.. excuse me mr Scotsman1999! I did have six bottles in the fridge and how many did u bring Hmmm! | |
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BUSTED!!
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