Gimme at least 1 thing you do that's goofy as FUCK but you just can't help yourself

• When I watch "The Colbert Report", I dance to the theme music like a maniac with my tongue sticking out usually throw in some pelvic thrusts for good measure

when my son scores a goal i do the snoopy happy dance

Sounds exactly like the scenario when I am listening to Kylie.

CalhounSq said:

that's it, now I'm officially in love with you!

I laugh out loud at myself, even when I am alone!!

whap!

DexMSR said:

Do you slap your own ass?

abierman said:

Did I mention I can make my tits swirl around in circles?

Making up goofy songs about every possible subject, and laughing at stuff nobody else thinks is funny, and I just don't care if people think it's weird or not.

OH yes, and I cling to certain American habits, although I've lived in France for nearly 10 years, like carrying around a travel mug of coffee at any time of day I feel like it. People are just like "oh, there's Heiress and her coffee."

CalhounSq said:

Fainting!!!!

waking up.....

Faints again!!!

Oh, and I speak a lot alone in goofy voices. Usually imitating either Sean Connery or David Bowie.

Novabreaker said:

DexMSR said:

That's nothing, you should see what I can do with my ass

CalhounSq said:

Big whoop. I SING like Johnny Cash, on a near-daily basis. Anything, like Johnny Cash.

CalhounSq said:

Whispers.....VIDEEEEEOOOOO!!!!

CalhounSq said:

keep 'em coming.....

DexMSR said:

I can't, Spats will think I'm a whore. His opinion is very important around here, you know

CalhounSq said:

oh Spats doesn't like real women anyway, he only likes barbie-dolls.....and I mean the plastic one.....now go on and make a video!

Novabreaker said:

Me too. When I'm sayin somethin I think might hurt somebody's feelings, I automatically switch to a shitty British accent somewhere between Ali G. and Monterey Jack from Rescue Rangers.

I talk to myself @ home

& @ work

when I'm alone I say out loud to myself that I'm a cool motherfucker.....(normally, when people are around, they tell me!)

I dance my ass off, dance my ass off, and dance my ass off some more. I even do exotic dance moves. I'd be dangerous if I had a pole.
I also talk to my dog, but not just talk to him, I have full fledged conversations with him. and, Oh I carry him around like a baby. I mean, he's only weighs 7 pounds.

I laugh at my own jokes, somebody has to

1sexymf said:

ditto all of that, except i carry on conversations with my birds

also, i sing at the top of my lungs inside my car while driving. it's a great practice space, since i'm hardly bothering anyone.

except when i forget to roll the windows up

CalhounSq said:

Me too. All the time. And I make up songs about whatever I might happen to be doing. Or whatever I'm thinking about.

LleeLlee said:

i think your jokes are very funny

XxAxX said:

It's always funny to catch somoene singing or jammin or dancin' in their seats in their car. People get all embarrassed when you catch them, but you have to admit, it is funny.

Today I finally got my university degree in the mail after endless bureaucratic hassle and delays of various kinds. It made me bounce around and make victory gestures all over the house.

If I find someone appetizing I sometimes lean over quickly and eat their nose. So far I've managed to predict when and if it's appropriate since I've always gotten the intended shocked/laughing/getting back at me-reaction.

I sometimes slip into a role for several minutes. I adapt my voice and my reactions and my manneurisms completely. My favourites are "the sleazy frenchman", "the self-indulgent transvestite" and "the old pervert". Actually, that last one doesn't require much acting.

CalhounSq said:

I kick off from the computer desk in my chair and fly across the room on the hard wood floors...or I spin in it and get really dizzy

abierman said:

(in Phyllis Diller voice)

Oh really. Bring him on. I bet he doesn't last 10 seconds. ...




...I'll be back in a few shakes. I've got to make an appearance on the Smoking Banned! thread.


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I like real women. Just not annoying women.

I can't think of anything goofy that i do. My friends ususally do goofy shit but it's usually for their women. What does that tell you?