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Thread started 12/10/05 11:19am

Icicle

What`s your favorite Simpsons episode?

Simpsons is without doubt my favorite animation series. Although just about every episode is funny, there`s one that made me laugh like never before, and it`s called "KING-SIZE HOMER"
here`s summary from TV.com:

Homer tries everything to get out of the plant's new exercise program and discovers that being on disability would do just that. He tries a few dangerous things to become disabled, but sett on a plan to gain 61 pounds. Dr. Nick and Bart help him on his quest, while Marge and Lisa try to discourage him. After Homer succeeds, Mr. Burns allows him to work at home. He monitors plant safety on a computer, but is still irresponsible as ever. He leaves home to see a movie, leaving the responsibility for his computer in the beak of a bird. The plant's reactor starts to go critical before he returns home. Homer rushes to the plant and to try shutting down the reactor manually. He discovers how hard life is for a hyper-obese person in his frantic dash. Luckily Homer's fat ass saves the day. In gratitude, Burns vows to make him a slimmer man.


What`s your favorite episode of the Simpsons?
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Reply #1 posted 12/10/05 12:48pm

july

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"The Springfield Files"

Clouds gather, the eerie music starts and the green glowing alien
returns. The entire town is flabbergasted, and Marge apologises to
Homer for doubting him.



Alien: I bring you love!
Hibbert: [smoking a cigar] Is that the love between a man and a woman
or the love of a man for a fine Cuban cigar? [chuckles]
Alien: Uh... I bring you love!
Lenny: It's bringing love! Don't let it get away!
Carl: Break its legs!

The town suddenly gets an array of weaponry and start trying to attack
the alien to capture him. Lisa stops them by turning a flashlight on
the alien, revealing it to actually be Mr. Burns.

Burns: Hello, children! I bring you love!
Willy: Aah! It's a monster! Kill it! Kill it!
Smithers: It's not a monster! It's Mr. Burns!
WIlly: [tender] Aw, it's Mr. Burns. [raging] Kill it! Kill it!




Smithers urges them to hear his explanation for it all. This is all
the result of medical procedures designed to help Mr. Burns cheat
death for another week, including an extensive chiropractic
readjustment, eyedrops (which enlarge Mr. Burns' pupils), pain killers
and a vocal chord scraping.

"The whole ordeal leaves Mr. Burns twisted and disoriented" explains
Smithers. Mr. Burns wanders out the hospital and off into the woods,
where he's later seen beaming a green glow.



Bart: But, what's with the glowing?
Burns: Um, I'll field that question. A lifetime of working in a nuclear
power plant has given me a healthy green glow. [to himself] And
left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.
And now that I'm back to normal, I don't bring you peace and
love. I bring you fear, famine, pestilence and...
Nick: [shooting Burns with a needle of painkiller] Time for a booster!
[Burns reverts back to his alien-like state]
Burns: [singing] Good morning, starshine. The Earth says hello.
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Reply #2 posted 12/10/05 2:33pm

Rinluv

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There's to many.
Some people think I'm kinda cute
But that don't compute when it comes 2 Y-O-U.
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