I'll start it, add to it as we go along!

It was almost Christmas but things were not looking very festive in the Org house. The Christmas tree that had been hung upside down in the front yard had been toppled over by 2the9s and Bkw stumbling in from a late night party. Bkw had decided that the tree was upside down and demanded to know why and decided he would turn it the right way up with 2the9s tractor. Just as they were about to do so Christopher arrived on the scene and persuaded them that it was supposed to be upside down and that they should leave it that way. After much discussion regarding said tree the three of them went to bed.

The next morning...


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[Edited 11/29/05 11:00am]

LleeLlee said:

They awoke to find Cloudbuster passed-out in a puddle of his own drool...

Ace said:

muttering to himself about how much he adored ace and why was it that ace didn't notice him and what could he do to bring it to his attention. He decided he would throw a house party and corner ace in the kitchen and declare his feelings, but first he must organise the party...

On his way to the bathroom he bumped into...

Christopher, eating some cheezits, who shouted "oooh
Cloudy look what you've done".

Cloudy looked back and was shocked when he saw that
a small rivulette of puke had trailed it's way to the
christmas tree and short cirquited the entire estate.

as the other tennants of the block swarmed around the
org house in a rage.....



[Edited 11/29/05 10:58am]

Ace said:

So they dragged him and put him in Milty's Hottub until he sobered up. WHile they were away, AB comes in to FInd Cloudbuster passed out, semi naked in the Hot tub, No one is around so he...

Ace said:

It's like a choose your own adventure...
[Edited 11/29/05 11:02am]

Meanwhile in the shed out back one LeeLee hears whips cracking, Slight cackling and a squeak toy noise...she opens the door and sees....

superspaceboy said:

Master Bart, dressed for the occasion in skintight Clingfilm...

IstenSzek said:

Master Bart lived in the shed and only ever let 2the9s in to tinker with his tractor. Everyone else was strictly off limits. So peeking through the shed window Lleena happened upon a sight reminiscent of a scene she had seen in a David Lynch movie...she saw..

LleeLlee said:

2the9s putting the final touches on his and LleeLlee's website. What she didn't see was how 2the9s uploaded a super secret backdoor program that would allow him to override any of LleeLlee's cybertricks...

but the giant persimmon 2the9s had eaten ten minutes earlier put an end to all of his nefarious designs, curtailing his activities entirely as he ran for and barely made it to the restroom.

that was when 2the9s realized it had not been a persimmon he'd eaten, but rather an alien seed pod that had come to life and was slowly beginning to devour his . . .

XxAxX said:

...soul. The alien persimmon left 9s for dead and began wandering the countryside in search of more souls. Coming upon the P&R forum, the giant persimmon said...

2the9s said:

(spits) "Where is the one that goes by Evil?" Discovering that the soul he was looking for was the bannished one, he leaves in search of others worthy of having. A pretty Girl Bucketofbouncyballs hands him a ticket to LA to find the souls he is looking for. In fact the entire plane he boards is filled with orgers. While in mid flight, the plane starts to shake and it appears as it is going to crash. People scream, as his oxy mask is dropping down, he looks up and sees Dook rushing past him, Dook winks and keeps running. A couple of more jolts a few more screams, Then the back of the plane explodes off and the front of the plane plunges toward a mysterious island with all orgers clinging to their lives...

superspaceboy said:

They are plunged into darkness. Then somebody says, "It just got dark in here". It was althom stating the obvious, a flying donut hits him on the nose. They have landed on an Island and realise that they are alone and on an Island etc. A few orgers decide to distribute what remains of the food and water amongst themselves. Zelaira calls a meeting to announce..

LleeLlee said:

Who NEEDS to hAve SEX like RIGHT NOW! Have you EVER Done It With a Cumquat? And What Do U think Of Craig Kilborne? I Miss CraiGers!

At which point lilmissg starts a thread that says...

2the9s said:

Let's ask 2the9s...

Do you have a favourite brand of jock strap?

Is it true what they say that Lleena is really your sister?

How could you come up with the idea of naming yourself after such a horrible song?

.

retina said:

I really would like to know that.

littlemissG said:

Stay on topic!

2the9s said:

Alrighty then...

Just as these question where being pondered, CarrieMpls, Ocean, Retina, and LleeLlee walked in the backyard carrying large bowls of jello, strawberry flavor to be exact, toward the large inflatable swimming pool. Standing at the backdoor with a clip board Zelaira yells...

(I'm liking this new turn of events... )

littlemissG said:

..."OKAY now YESTERDAY right I met this GUY WHO GRABBED my breast and I WAS like WHAT THE HELL are you DOING and then HE was a tranny and I REALLY like SOAP operas BUT only the ONES with THOSE COOL commercials in them AND"

LleeLlee: "Zelaira!"

Zelaira: "Oh, SORRY. Right. So you just START and I KEEP TRACK of the POints okay?"

Ocean: "I want to go first!"

CarrieMpls: "No, me me me!"

retina: "Ladies, there's enough jello and retina to go around. Don't fight".

Then retina gets in the pool and the women jump right after. Then Lleena while Ocean and Carrie retina's and...

Then retina gets in the pool and the women jump right after. Then Lleena while Ocean and Carrie retina's and... Retina wakes up. He sits up and surveys the wreckage around him, he struggles to stand on unsteady legs as he goes off to find his friends. He remembers the violent overthrow of Zelaira that divided the survivors into war camps all over the island. Cautiously he walks past...

littlemissG said:

...an old fortress on a forest-clad hill. There is a rainbow flag waving in the wind on a crest outside, which lets retina understand that it is the stronghold of the gay org mafia. Carefully, retina sneaks past it to not attract the attention of the guards AsianBomb and Dook. Through a window retina can spot MIGUELGOMEZ conversing merrily with jerseykrs. They are both busy having their post-main-event smoke and thus don't notice anything either.

After a long trek through dense wilderness retina finally encounters the next headquarters, namely...

The Canadian Club ClubHouse. Retina proceeded with the greatest of caution because the Canadians, unused to the heat of the tropics, have all gone a little mad. As he passed he saw PurpleThunder and SammiJ trying to build a snowman out of leafs. They were failing. Retaina bite his lip to keep from crying out when he saw BobGeorge909 tied to a tree wearing longjohns. The poor bastard never had a chance once he got caught up with that SammiJ, Retina thought sadly as he pressed on toward...

littlemissG said:

...a great big field where the Aussies have set up camp and are entertaining themselves with vicious rugby games. Ocean towers above the others and excitedly draws up the tactics on a piece of paper. Her all-female team consisting of such powerhouse amazons as Charlottegelin and Natisse look sure to win. On the other side of the field Althom is desperately trying to wake up bkw who lies passed out in a ditch. From the vigorous action, Althom's buttflap suddenly flies open which doesn't go unnoticed by the opposing team. "Charge!" yells Ocean and her army thunders towards the poor tin man who in vain tries to distract them by pointing to another nearby camp, namely...

The story can't end like that. Come on people.

superspaceboy said:

...did nothing. Apparently.

Cloudbuster said:

is that what you call it?

Christopher said:

Don't ruin LleeLlee's thread or she'll beat you down. Tough woman that she is.

Cloudbuster said:

this is the part of the story where ...the 6 other roomates vote to have you kicked out,puck.