here is mine: young and foolish!
any one here ever saw it?

The only porn I've ever seen that I actively sat down to watch was something I 'discovered' in my parents closet when I was about 15 while looking for something else. I watched a bit of it, but not the whole thing. I have no idea what it was called.
I've seen porn here and there since, but nothing I've actively pursued. Always something I either stumbled upon at a party or some such nonesense.

don't remember my frist str8 porn

my first gay was Big Guns 2 with Kevin Williams

I was about...11..and my sister was 9. We were in the basement one day washing clothes *cough*childlabor*cough and I saw this stack of records on this table in the back. So I go over there and there are all these records: E,W,& F, Thriller, Evelyn Champaigne King, my mom has taste in music, what can I say, it's genetic. Then I see this red sweater she used to wear. I pick up and there's a tape laying under it with "Good & Plenty" on the label. So I take it up, pop it in, and there's this black woman having sex with a pizza delivery guy Mario Bros. lookin mofoca. It's been a love affair ever since. Now i'm like with porn.

I think it was called "After Midnight" It was hardcore porn in the sense that you could see everything that was happening, but it also had soft lighting, soft jazzy music in the background, actual foreplay (yes, it's true!) and no dialogue which everything put together made for a very nice viewing experience.

Does anybody know if there's an imdb.com-style site for porn movies? I remember liking Hyapatia Lee, but I wouldn't know where to find her movies or even a list of their names. Plus it would be kind of interesting to check out the cast lists etc of other old favourites from the teenage years.

ehuffnsd said:

oh my..the first gay one..i can't even remember. i've seen SO many.

Talk Dirty To Me. - I fell in love with John Leslie.

First gay porn was Sizing Up. Jeff Pirelli was HOTTTTT!!!!


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My friends older brother lent us a porn compilation video it was....memorable.

The first 'story' was about 2 women fighting over 1 man and arguing what days they were going to have him on...then they got it on. I remember the immortal lines "yeah bite my ass you bitch" and "oooh barbra you a slut"

The second story was a mime act (!!!!) I dont remember much except that the white face paint kept coming off all oevr teh place and was really off putting.

The most memorable was a woman who would have been hard pushed to find anywhere on her that WASNT pierced getting doen by 2 blokes....both up the botty at the same time.

At the time I though the final clip (about a female prison warden) looked just like Mayte.....in hindsight it probbaly didnt.

What happened to the video....a friend of mine stole it and then informed me he had left it in the childrens video player of Butlins....we dont speak anymore cuz thats just cruel

The two earliest I remember:

One with some really horny Santa Clause (title escapes me)

"Double Dare" with Barbara Dare, where she was able to somehow to clone and subsequently have sex with herself.

I also remember some random scene in one movie with a couple doing the hokey pokey while water skiing.

God, I love porn.

Just a tip...stay away from Clusterfuck videos, a lady friend at work leant me one saying her husband and her enjoyed it....its verging on rape although the woman is quite obviously consenting...it just TOO rough for my liking

retina said:

www.iafd.com

www.egafd.com (this one is more european)

jizzinparis said:

Thanks, man. I knew I could count on you!

retina said:

Hypatia was a prime POA!

purpledoveuk said:

rough is HAWT Speaking of "clusterfuck", Look what i found!!!

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Collosal something...I can't remember the whole name, but it was my brothers and man was it nasty!

Since then I have my own growing porn collection! I bought one thing from Adam and Eve and get free porn all the friggin time. It's great!



EDIT: Collosal Combos! hahahahaha!!!
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"Booty Call" with Janet Jackme

I'm pretty sure it was Flesh Gordan. It was pretty damn funny too.

The first porn I seen I was very young. I dont I the name of it. I remember it had a plumber or some dude to fix the sink and he just fuck th girl that lived there.

Rinluv said:

That scenario is a staple in all porn, gay or straight.



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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Yeah, your right. That's how they all were.

i think my first porn flick was one of the emmanuelle movies that they used to show on cinemax (skin-emax...heh) all the time back in the late '80s. i'd be over at my grandma's house for the weekend; she had cable, so i'd be downstairs, flippin through channels and i'd come across one of those films at like 11 o'clock at night.

funnily enough i never got busted.

Bad Girls (1981). Four girlfriends go camping and are discovered by Ron Jeremy who hands them over to a sadist who owns a nearby torture mansion. Good stuff.

You mean for today?
That would have to be "SpongeBoob No-Pants".

this will surely show my age


DEEP THROAT !!

jizzinparis said:

how come I knew I'd find you here!

anyway, my first: 'Deep Inside Traci', with a very young Traci Lords.....she was hot and fooled everyone!

Dangerous Tides

Aaah the memories, pretty shit though by what else I've seen.

abierman said:

abierman said:

Aksel, my first was also a Traci Lords...The ultimate "New wave hookers" !

Mine was "1001 Erotic Nights", with the smoking hot Annette Haven & Mai Lin. Of course the best of them all was Vanessa Del Rio.