Should children witness childbirth?


Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.

The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked
Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her
mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently Kathleen did as she was asked.
Her mother, Heidi pushed and pushed, and
after a little while . . . Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and
spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help
and asked the wide-eyed 3 year old what she
thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded,
"He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place.
Spank his ass again."

I've heard this joke before, but it's cute. Nowadays, I don't think doctors even spank kids anymore when they're born. They just use something to wipe the gunk out of their mouth.