TMPletz said:

star wars eh? you might tempt me into coming then . . .


oh yeah, and that's another goofy thing i do.

i just thought of something else. my friends and i can have entire conversations quoting movies, like napoleon dynamite, monty python, tommy boy, so i married an axe murderer, austin powers, better off dead, etc, etc. you know, all the classics!

Okay, sometimes I strip buck naked and watch "Oxford Blues". During the entire duration of the movie, I say over and over, "I am Mrs. Rob Lowe".

That's not too weird, is it?

So many goofy things to name where do I start? Well, I like to mispronounce words and names by saying them as they're spelled (e.g. lingerie, escargot, filet mignon).

Let's see, what else.... Well I often carry a little bouncy ball around with me in the house and out of the blue I'll pretend to be a pitcher picking off a runner at first .

The goofiest thing I probably do is to make weird faces and talk to myself in the mirror.

CalhounSq said:

You should see what I can do with your..... ahhh! See. Yeah.

i tend to talk aloud to myself frequently...the funniest part is that i realize what i'm doing and call myself names (crazy, wierdo, etc...), again out loud and continue my conversation with myself....i think i need therapy. but i'm not crazy...not really.

i don't like my food to touch each other on my plate...i think i may get myself one of those divided kids plates...

i tend to sing every song in a Bob Dylan voice...i don't know why.

i don't feel as bad about myself now after reading some of these posts. thanks.


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you all seem

Illustrator said:

thesexofit said:

That's not goofy - that's certifiable

I play a tennis racket as a guitar and sometimes sit down at the table for a intimate piano sequence.

lillith said:

I love it! I actually say out loud, "WHY am I talking out loud?!!" And then I realize I'm STILL talking out loud... and THEN I shut up

whodknee said:

I mean

I make strange Fozzie Bear like soundz when I see my little cousinz I blame one of my unclez for this cause he used to do that with me when i was a little girl at least they love it they start giggling cutely and hugging me so that'z okay i think

I do dance stepz and self-defence movementz in the air when im hyperactive and i wanna do stuff but i gotta stay home for whatever reason!! LOL i tend to do a combo of ballet my friend taught me when i was 10 and then i do some twirlz and then i kick my legz in the air like a karate kick several timez it feelz good okay?

I meow at catz- and sometimez they meow back I'm so serious

I skoot around my backyard when im bored and need to lease some energy (especially when im studying!)

I constantly think of wierd situationz- really whacked scenarios and sit and laugh to myself about them and then tell my friendz who think it's funny but they also think i'm

If i'm in an rnb nightclub- which isn't often- I got a few trademark little movez which demand my friend'z and cousin'z attention on the dance floor- like really exaggerated movez - either itz an exaggerated bump and grind movement or we'll start makin up an Indian dance or i'll do a vigourous booty shake- that once got filmed on my friend's phone when i was drunk

LOL i'm sure there are MANY otherz. I am a complete PSYCHO sometimez!! But i'm not scary i promise

I sing and dance around the house with my daughter to funny songs.....

we do the same thing in the car....

When I see a bug in my apartment, I feel bad about killing it, so I scoop it up and let it go on the balcony. There was a big fuzzy caterpillar hanging around my garage for days, and I would actually manuver my car to avoid running over it.

When I'm walking through the mall, and someone walks right in front of me and stops, I make it a point to slam into them and yell "excuse me".

Tom said:

i so wish i had the courage to do this!! i usually just give them a dirty look and then complain about them to my friends . . .

I just played air-guitar to Foo Fighters' 'The Colour And The Shape',.....in my boxers!
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I tend to drink a little too much and take stupid photos, and then I run to the computer when I get home and email them to all my friends that I hung out with that night.

jerseykrs said:

Yet, we haven't met.....

abierman said:

the org's worst nightmare, nonstop idiot photos.....

abierman said:

In Norway, there is an international contest for air guitar playing.
If there´s anybody i know i`d like to see participating, that`ll be
my buddy Aksel. "Pflicht" und "Kür". There`s a couple of songs you have to perform, and afterwards you can choose your own songs. It`s so totally happening. We should all participate. It`s even better than Karaoke at the Bulldog.

Tom said:

That is so sweet!




I had that happen to me recently. My mom and I were standing waiting for a table in a VERY crowded restaurant. An older gentlemen came walking towards us enroute to the men's room, and he actually took his hand and started pushing me so that he could get through!! I got so pissed that I said, "EXCUSE ME!!!!" in a very loud voice. The people who were standing near us all heard me, and were looking at me like, "WTF is going on?" The guy said, "You're okay." Asshole! When this same idiot came back our way from the men's room and had to get through, I noticed he at least said "Excuse me." Why he didn't say that the first time escapes me. I have no patience for rude people, they get on my last nerve.

TonyWilliams said:

they have those contests here as well.....I suck at though, but it made me feel like Dave Grohl!

Also, yesterday I almost caused a traffic accident while pretending to be Dave on drums of Queens Of The Stone Age's 'No One Knows', playing air-drums.....in my car, speeding at 140 KM/H

Okay, hopefully this is my last talk to myself one ...



When I sign on to MSN & that lady says, "Good Morning, *****" I always, ALWAYS find myself telling her to fuck off



& sometimes, "fuck you"...



& then there's the fake Brit rant, "Fekk offfff you bloody wank!"

CalhounSq said:

The bank machine at my bank talks to you as well, and it's this lady with a British accent. I find myself trying to imitate her accent, not in a mean way, but just trying to be silly. Of course, I fail miserably.

I eat my food in order -- usually meat, veggie, favorite veggie.

I'm constantly doing impersonations. Nothing groundbreaking -- James Bond, Prince, Droopy Dog, Kermit the Frog, Gonzo, the Swedish Chef, (Pinky &) the Brain, the Brown Hornet and Marvin the Martian, to name a few.

Gosh, my girlfriend would be so much more adept at pointing out all the stuff I do...

goofy shit? where DO i begin?! LOL

i am a complete nerd

i daydream constantly and will feel actual emotions about my daydreams lol

i talk 2 myself AND answer

i laff at myself on an hourly basis i'll be like wtf Ginnie?!! ur a funny muthafonka!!!

i sing LOUDLY and DRAMATICLY in the car people will be crackin up at me and i just smile and sometimes wave

i dance at any given moment... in the store the doctors office... not like full out up and front jammin but will dance from the waist up and my girls (14 & 15) will be like Mom! wth but they love it

life is short... the 'goofy shit' is GOLD.

CalhounSq said:

jerseykrs said:

I"m digging the Jacki O glasses.



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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

you mean Onassis.....are they Oakley Monster Dogs???

Lammastide said:

Ah well, I've resorted to opera a time or two myself.