my brother always asks me questions and to them i answer "I DON'T KNOW!!!". please enjoy the follwing


If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon sick to the pan?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why are there floatation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called s 'shipment', but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

why does your nose 'run' and your feet 'smell'?

if pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

why is it called a building when it is already built?

This is better than the bumper sticker one.

2teh9s said:

Behave!