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Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. And, yes, Linda is a blonde | |
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"a WAD of bread" good god!!! | |
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i've heard that before!!! i laugh my head off every time!! classic!
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Oh no. I'm on the lemonade fast and I'm at work, so when I read this, I started gigglin and then I farted. Now I hope nobody comes in here... | |
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TheSmyrk said: Oh no. I'm on the lemonade fast and I'm at work, so when I read this, I started gigglin and then I farted. Now I hope nobody comes in here...
LMAO! Lemonade makes you fart? | |
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SpankMEsally said: LMAO! Lemonade makes you fart?
Lol. Nope. the lemonade fast does. It's cayenne pepper, lemon juice and organic syrup. Fartin like a cow right now. | |
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funkpill said: KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. And, yes, Linda is a blonde I actually hear about this case in psychology into class. They used it to point out the powerful nature of perceptions. That girl sat in the car for 4 hours, panicing that if she let go she would die because her brains would fall out. We all from our vantage point might this is crazy. She was a normal woman who was scared by the sound and her quick reaction to create a explanation of what had happened led to her sitting in the car holding her "brains" in. News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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thanks for that looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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I used to hate peeling the wrapper off of those Pillsbury canned biscuits knowing that the can was about to pop open. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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that shit is crazy!!!! I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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YOU SAY SUICIDE< I SAY HOMICIDE | |
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