So last weekend I bought a couple of packs of fancy sexy underpants at Marshall Fields, and I thought, "hey, I'm coming up in the world, I'm not buying Fruit of the Looms at Walgreens like a loser", and I went home feeling all cool and down with the undie plan, and when I got in I realized I'd accidentally picked up a pack of underwear that was about 20 sizes too big.

GIANT UNDERPANTS!!!

I tried to do the Pee-Wee thing where you make Rapunzel hair or a nun's habit or a swing, but they're not quite that giant. So I'm returning them for proper pannies.

I dedicate this story to DOOK.

sexy underpants + 20 sizes too big does NOT = sexy

CynthiasSocks said:

well, i was gonna just cinch 'em at the side with some binder clips and use the overhang on the sides as pockets for paintbrushes and whatnot.

except i don't paint. and it's winter, so i wouldn't be painting in my underpants anyway.

i'm not sure this is the sort of experience i'd post on a thread at the ORG. but maybe that's just me

XxAxX said:

why? it's not like i did anything embarrassing with the giant underpants. i just made an honest mistake and then tried to use the big pannies to dress up like a nun. pretty common behavior, i think.

anyway, that's why i'm dedicating the thread to DOOK.

which makes me think...wouldn't it be cool if calvin klein made nun's habits? or dkny? designer nun duds! they could be modest and inexpensive, just fresh and fun!

Anxiety said:

yes indeedy that's perfectly normal

XxAxX said:

well it didn't work.

Anxiety said:

p'raps this is why:

XxAxX said:

Anxiety said:

Good idea and could we add some color!? Wouldn't be inexpensive in CK or DK but at least the fabric would be nice.

CynthiasSocks said:

i thought they could cut the nuns a break in price because they're, you know, nuns.

Anxiety said:

not to mention, duh, i'm more of a kenneth cole guy anyway. and who does basic black better than kenneth cole?

Anxiety said:

Anxiety said:

Fuck them! The Catholic church has more money than god. I'm thinking $199 (it would have to be the price of a dress) price point, more for the big girls.

BUT no price breaks!

Anxiety said:

Armani are you kidding!?

Anxiety said:

I'm sure many on here would LOVE to see that.

does this mean that there are Giant Underpants Gnomes?

he ripped his giant underpants!!!!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

i knew i couldn't talk about m'pannies for long without you showing up!

but do you have come on your ipod?

Anxiety said:

You're going to return them after you've tried them on??

Tom said:

i didn't try them on down there. i just put them on my head.

shausler said:

maybe instead of ORG t-shirts we should market ORG underpants

XxAxX said:

With that famous "crotch shot picture" of Prince on the front.


I just went out and bought me some 2xist undies. I love them. I went to Kenneth Cole to get some stuff too but their "gift card scanner" was on the fritz. Bastards.

M

XxAxX said:

I'll take an orgThong or an orgJock!