Anybody got any ideas on how to make some quick xmas cash?

Garage sale

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u be a male escort that is if your a guy, or a paid companion of a lonely guy...

Hit the stroll

missfee said:

I won 50 pounds on my Premium Savings Bonds!

I sold off 40 hours of my vacation time back to the company I work for.

selling blood will get you 20 dollars a pop.

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MickG said:

Really? We do that for free in Scotland, goodness of our hearts and stuff. Very literally, I suppose. Aye...

Number23 said:

Actually, we do that here too. He's talking about selling plasma, which is an entirely different process.

applekisses said:

For burns victims? Im hoping to donate my face to someone. And my chest. I have a nice chest.

Number23 said:

No...I'm not sure what they use the plasma for...
Will you donate your face and chest to me? I need something to cuddle up with on these cold, winter nights.

applekisses said:

My face'll look a bit odd and flaccid without any underlying bone structure, but you could always wear it as a mask to keep your own face warm during the cold winter nights. Same goes for the chest.

Number23 said:

That's true. Do you think they will keep me warm?

applekisses said:

I used to sell my plasma. It was the year I turned 21 when I moved to Madison and didn't work the entire summer. It was a joyous time of my life, I got up every morning and created new outfits every day and visited the library several times a week and did nothing but nothing and everything fun I wanted to do. But garsh, giving plasma was AWFUL.

applekisses said:

Depends which way round you wear the chest, I supppose. Truthfully though, my face and chest have kept me warm for 26 years and as you know, where I live plays host to some extremely changable, brutal weather conditions. Scotland's the only country in the world you get frostbite on top of your sunburn. So aye, you'll be warm. I'll send you a cast of my willy too.

CarrieMpls said:

What does giving plasma entail?

I grabbed a bunch of old CDs, DVDs, magazines, and records off my shelf and sold them on ebay this week. I made almost $400.

1sexymf said:

They stick a needle in you and pull out your blood. Then they cycle it through a machine that separates the blood cells from the plasma. Then they cycle the blood cells back into your vein. This process continues several times. Then at the end they let a bottle of saline drip into your vein. The saline is room temperature so it feels really, really cold as it enteres your arm and you can feel it going through your body. It's a very weird sensation. Then they give you a check.

Number23 said:

I know that will keep me warm!

www.cynthiaplastercaster.com/

My friend and his friend sell christmas trees! they get a van and keep them in the basement, and do deliveries every night. I dunno where they get them, the forestry i guess, but they make quite a bit!

MickG said:

They used to give you a check for giving blood at the Mayo Clinic, but now they expect people to do it for free.

I have a friend who built a new computer from the money he was making giving blood to Mayo. That's one guy who paid in blood for his awesome computer system!

applekisses said:

She looks happy.

Number23 said:

Of course she is! That's Cynthia Plaster Caster. She's got a cast of Jimi Hendrix, among others.

CarrieMpls said:

She don't have a Billy Bain, though. Her eyes are still open.

Number23 said:

2 words... pension checks... 'sall I'm sayin'...

I heard robbing banks can get pretty lucrative.
Or motivational speaking.

Illustrator said:

yes, and at worst you will learn to make gifts in the prision store.