A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job. The
interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?" "Yes,
he says, I was in Vietnam for three years." The interviewer
says, that will give you extra points toward employment,
and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way? The guy says,
"Yes, 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my
testicles off."

The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right
now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can
start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00A.M." The guy is puzzled
and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M.
then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?" This is
a government job the interviewer says. "For the first two
hours we stand around scratching our balls. No point in you
coming in for that."

mdiver said:

co-

sad how true that is . . .