We've had a thread on this topic already, and it was very so let's start another one.

One week ago, I was on my father 60th birthday. He introduced me to a rather 'recent' friend of his, a painter and writer, very artistic and the 'hippie' type, who was already a bit drunk.

When he saw me he YELLED; 'Oh my god, Wim, your daughter has the most perfect eyebrows !!!!!' and then he turned to me... 'I need to paint these ones, they're beautiful, I hope they're natural???'



I said they were natural (my eybrows are blonde and almost non-existent). He flipped out and the whole evening he came back to look at my eyebrows.

When I was at university in my 1st year, I'd gone into the kitchen for breakfast after just waking up with a hang over. My housemate (a bloke) said, I like what you've done with your hair'. I'd just got out of bed! Strange all the way round I think.

Being told I'm too beautiful to be straight.

Whatever that means.

Cloudbuster said:

Maybe it's because you iz gay.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Fuck off.

Cloudbuster said:

It will be my pleasure.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Cloudbuster said:

Pretty standard shit: I normally don't like Black guys, but...


And I get that a lot from Black girls. Go figure.

LleeLlee said:

A couple people have told me that I have a really cute nose

CarrieLee said:

I said you were fit but I dont think you knew what it meant.

Whenever i have got compliments from women it's usually on my mouth, my neck (HUH?), my shoulders, stuff like that. What in the hell kind of compliments are these? Women are clueless sometimes.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

She has a really cute nose, too.

Cloudbuster said:

You're too beautiful to be straight.

"You look like you can speak French"

"You look European"

"Your lips are like two soft pink pillows"

JDINTERACTIVE said:

I like what you've done with your hair.

thescandalouslife said:

Gotdamn. The last one's pretty dead on. No offense.

You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.

MarieLouise said:

If I was your father... I'd have kicked his artistic ass for drooling over my daughter's "eyebrows"... the bastard!

thescandalouslife said:

It's all true though.

I remember not being able to wrap my mind around the fact that you're not European. I can totally see you at a Parisian café, sipping a cup of tea and enjoying a smoke.

Sorry.
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JDINTERACTIVE said:

Oh, so you were telling me that I had a cute nose?

CarrieLee said:

Cute everything!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

You're hitting on the wrong Carrie now.

LleeLlee said:

retina said:

whats your weirdest compliment?

Cloudbuster said:

retina said:

Im just being complimentary. You have a warming interest in me for example.

LleeLlee said: