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Former Art Wankers Unite! I hearby call the first meeting of the Recovering Art Fags Support Group...anyone care to join? | |
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What is it?
an art wanker, that is. [Edited 12/9/05 14:00pm] | |
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Well...I see this thread is taking off like mad... | |
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applekisses said: I hearby call the first meeting of the Recovering Art Fags Support Group...anyone care to join?
Would it mean I can't crush on Winona Ryder anymore? | |
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Ace said: applekisses said: I hearby call the first meeting of the Recovering Art Fags Support Group...anyone care to join?
Would it mean I can't crush on Winona Ryder anymore? What do you think? | |
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applekisses said: Ace said: Would it mean I can't crush on Winona Ryder anymore? What do you think? Well, I haven't seen her lately anyway, so she could be really outta shape. Okay, I'm in! | |
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Ace said: applekisses said: What do you think? Well, I haven't seen her lately anyway, so she could be really outta shape. Okay, I'm in! You suck SO bad... | |
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can i join ? what do art wankers do ? | |
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whats an art wanker? "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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Ok...anyone can join...
But, you have to have done at least three of the following at some point in your life: Worn all black Smoked clove cigarettes and drank coffee all night at a Denny's or some other 24-hour restaurant Watched art films exclusively Had a crush on either Winonna Ryder or River Phoenix Become vegetarian for any reason other than health Worn a Smith's t-shirt or a beret | |
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..painted with meat and blood, or used a stick and cow shit.. ..went clubbing in your PJs.. ..did many things against the law on your way home from a club.. ..snogged an Art Lecturer or Flirted with him/her for better grades.. ..Told your lecturer to Fuck OFF.. and have them then come and apologise to you, cos you were having a major art crisis.. ..trashed your room, or artwork.. ..never sobered up.. lol ..yeah watch porn and calling it *ART* | |
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REDFEATHERS said: ..painted with meat and blood, or used a stick and cow shit.. ..went clubbing in your PJs.. ..did many things against the law on your way home from a club.. ..snogged an Art Lecturer or Flirted with him/her for better grades.. ..Told your lecturer to Fuck OFF.. and have them then come and apologise to you, cos you were having a major art crisis.. ..trashed your room, or artwork.. ..never sobered up.. lol ..yeah watch porn and calling it *ART* YES!! Red is in! | |
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applekisses said: REDFEATHERS said: ..painted with meat and blood, or used a stick and cow shit.. ..went clubbing in your PJs.. ..did many things against the law on your way home from a club.. ..snogged an Art Lecturer or Flirted with him/her for better grades.. ..Told your lecturer to Fuck OFF.. and have them then come and apologise to you, cos you were having a major art crisis.. ..trashed your room, or artwork.. ..never sobered up.. lol ..yeah watch porn and calling it *ART* YES!! Red is in! | |
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applekisses said: Worn all black check Smoked clove cigarettes and drank coffee all night at a Denny's or some other 24-hour restaurant
check... Watched art films exclusively
check check Had a crush on either Winonna Ryder or River Phoenix
check... i miss him so. Become vegetarian for any reason other than health
half-check... if i werent so damn lazy about cooking and looking for veg. dishes on the menu. Worn a Smith's t-shirt or a beret
check Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Oh God, I'm an former art fag.
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AsianBomb777 said: Oh God, I'm an former art fag.
and i love you for it... what's with your avatar? Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: applekisses said: Worn all black check half-check... if i werent so damn lazy about cooking and looking for veg. dishes on the menu. Worn a Smith's t-shirt or a beret
check YES!!! | |
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AsianBomb777 said: Oh God, I'm an former art fag.
Pfft...I already knew THAT. | |
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Worn all black often !!
Smoked clove cigarettes love um and drank coffee all night at a Denny's or some other 24-hour restaurant oh YES Watched art films exclusively like ? is monsoon wedding an art film ? Had a crush on either Winonna Ryder or River Phoenix sorry Become vegetarian for any reason other than health ever see a person decapitated ? i did ... Worn a Smith's t-shirt or a beret[/quote] beret am i in ?? | |
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Here are a few more signs that you are an Art Wanker...
...you're personally offended at Dead Milkmen's "Instant Club Hit." ...you wrote an essay in high school on "Why Jane's Addiction is better than Porno for Pyros." ...you've posted Morrissey lyrics on your wall. ...J.D. Salinger has a restraining order against you. ...you've ever intentionally misspelled or misprounced your name. ...you were the first on your block to buy a "Free Winona" shirt. | |
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you's guys sound scurry. | |
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Case said: Here are a few more signs that you are an Art Wanker...
...you're personally offended at Dead Milkmen's "Instant Club Hit." ...you wrote an essay in high school on "Why Jane's Addiction is better than Porno for Pyros." ...you've posted Morrissey lyrics on your wall. ...J.D. Salinger has a restraining order against you. ...you've ever intentionally misspelled or misprounced your name. ...you were the first on your block to buy a "Free Winona" shirt. Like "John" becomes "john" or "Jhone" | |
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i spelled jessica gesykah but it was only as a joke.
i wear a lot of black but never exclusively um... i don't smoke or drink coffee i don't think u can be a part of your club but i know some people who could. | |
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applekisses said: Case said: Here are a few more signs that you are an Art Wanker...
...you're personally offended at Dead Milkmen's "Instant Club Hit." ...you wrote an essay in high school on "Why Jane's Addiction is better than Porno for Pyros." ...you've posted Morrissey lyrics on your wall. ...J.D. Salinger has a restraining order against you. ...you've ever intentionally misspelled or misprounced your name. ...you were the first on your block to buy a "Free Winona" shirt. Like "John" becomes "john" or "Jhone" Actually, I was thinking of that art fag you used to hang out with in Birmingham...y'know, the guy who spelled his name like the lead singer of Happy Mondays. | |
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Case said: applekisses said: Like "John" becomes "john" or "Jhone" Actually, I was thinking of that art fag you used to hang out with in Birmingham...y'know, the guy who spelled his name like the lead singer of Happy Mondays. I thought about that too...and it was in Plymouth... | |
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damn art snobs. The local art centre is a good place to pick up eccentric posh chicks though. I sometimes pretend to be posh and of course, it never works | |
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applekisses said: AsianBomb777 said: Oh God, I'm an former art fag.
Pfft...I already knew THAT. Well, ooooh weee, look at you, don't you look like siouxsie sue | |
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AsianBomb777 said: applekisses said: Pfft...I already knew THAT. Well, ooooh weee, look at you, don't you look like siouxsie sue You'll dance to anything by Depeche Commode... | |
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