Spats said:

obviously it didn't work out. they're past tense now, aren't they?

Spats said:

and what does she get in return?

your charming personality?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Oh shit! oh shit! oh shit! I've pissed my self

Spats said:

What? A big nose isn't automatically masculine. My wife is Thai and therefore almost automatically has a wide, fat nose. It'd look ridiculous on some faces, but suits her just fine with all her other Thai features. It's all about how your features compliment each other. You have narrow-minded views on femininity.

She has strong arms and chunky thighs too, and I love them.


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Spats said:

Thanks Spats, being that I don't read books, I have to take that as a complement. You flatter me. I hope you understand I am married.

If the pretty blonde likes to be chased then it's not gonna happen because i don't chase anymore. I don't want a woman with a romance novel mindset.

And it was my choice for those women to be ex girlfriends. But the waiting process worked. They made the move. Unfortunately most women don't have it in them to do it. Either they don't have the guts or they have the romance novel beliefs that the man does the pursuing.

Spats said:

it made you bitter, huh? more for us!

theAudience said:

I ate them shits

Fauxie said:

He has narrow-minded views on EVERYTHING She's beautiful btw

I am not bitter at all. Just tired of playing the woman's game. And i am sure they will be lining up around the block for you abierman.lol

I like cute noses. If you are into big ones then have fun.

Spats said:

I have nothing to complain, my friend.....you don't hear me whining about the woman's game....I'll leave that to you!

LaCoyta said:

Hell no! Just don't SQUEEEEEZE too hard!

There are preferences out there for EVERYONE....one persons bitter eye is anothers rose colored sunglasses sweety!!

Don't you worry about a damn thing!!!

Whap!!

Spats said:

As much as you whine and moan about fake situations on this site grants you the b&*tch status. I know plenty of men that are really women with male genetalia. I am convinced that you talk so much shit and in reality you take it like a bia bia from your berating man-acting girlfriend. Outward pissing and moaning about fake situations...or maybe real, is such a bia bia move.

KatSkrizzle said:

Fauxie said:

With a woman like that, why do you need another for X-mas?

My thoughts on women are true. I don't make them up and i don't take any crap from women like a lot of men.

That girl is alright looking but she needs help with makeup. That purple/pink makeup look is not that flattering. How women wear makeup is important. If you wear it wrong then it can hurt their looks. I have seen pretty women at the clubs but the way they wear their makeup ruins how they look.

Abierman, you don't whine about the woman's game because you cannot afford to.

Spats said:

And you can mister 5 knuckle shuffle...go bang one out

mdiver said:

i really wanted to him, but i restrained myself!

Spats is going to be one of those smelly old guys that are lonly but still preaching how they are right.

Why will i be lonely? Because i won't settle or accept whatever i can get like you? Life is too short. Predict your future, not mine.

Spats said:

you are lonely, and you will be lonely. My wife is a finer woman then all your shuffling has ever landed you. I am not alone, and you are. I wish the best for you in the future, but it isn't looking good.

Spats said:

You

just

don't

get

it.

It's like talking to a brick wall.

Suffice to say that you and you're "friends'" definition of relationships are so twisted and selfish (yes, SELFISH, and don't deny it again because it's true) that they can only achieve the goal of self-gratification with no regard to anyone else in the equation. Yes, yes...you've said that you've been with women who feel the same as you do, and they are just as demented as yourself. THIS IS NOT THE NORM. Hence, this is the reason why there seem to be so few people out there that fit into your date-worthy category, and why so many people on this website believe you've been living in a mental institution for the past ten years.

Your idea of the perfect woman is such a contradiction in that you want a woman to be assertive and make the first move while at the same time you want her to be submissive and not have to put up with her crap. Good luck on ever finding such a person. You're deluding yourself if you think that.

Chut it with this "life is too short" crap. You'll see how long it really is once you're past your prime, unable to get even a date, and living alone for 40 or 50 years.

Oh, and I've been meaning to say it for a few days, but posting the shit you did on ThreadCula's engagement announcement thread was low, and showing no remorse for it only shows what kind of a person you really are. Maybe the reason that blond hasn't made any move on you yet is because she reads the shit you type here on the Org and knows better.

TMPletz said:

Ain't that the truth. Yes it is.

What is so selfish and twisted about what i want in a relationship? I just don't want any needy, annoying women. Where is the twisted and selfish part there? The reason that there are not tons of women that fit my tastes is because so many of the women i run into are are needy,annoying,homely are something else i don't want.

I have never said i want a subsmissive woman. Ever. I want a pretty , assertive women who is not needy and annoying.

I am not lonely and won't be lonely for years to come because there will always be another woman.

I said nothing wrong in her engagement announcement thread. I just pointed out that she is another in a long line of women who didn't ask the guy. She as usual did the precious flower routine and waited for him to do it. What's so bad about that. I was just proving my point some more.

The pretty blonde is not a Prince fan so she won't be seeing anything here.

And Mick, i would bet everything I own that i have been with better looking women than you have been with. I don't settle.

Here I go again.

Spats, the girl of your dreams only exists in your mind. You will always find something wrong with a girl if you look. You are looking to love an idealism that doesn't and CAN'T exist in this phyical world. She Can't exist because you won't let her. WE ALL here understand you will compleatly miss the meaning of the words I just put to you, and all that is left for us is to wonder what when wrong in which stage of your devlopment.

I give up. It's like trying to preach the word of Christ to an athiest.

MickG said:

man, just him. a fishslap always makes me feel better. and it makes him stinky.

TMPletz said:

In that case at least basic reasoning skills apply.

fantasyislander, yes that would be the easy and best thing for me to do, however I belive in trying to make the blind see.

I realize there are no perfect women. But i have had quite a few girlfriends so there are women out there that meet my standards. I just don't want any annoying, needy women. Don't knock my high standards because you don't have them.

MickG said:

good luck. you perhaps have more self control than i!