gemini13 said:

so why aren't we myspace buds?!?!?

Sexofit, i am amazed you could do that. I could never bring myself to get it on with someone that turns me off physically. What do you do? just close your eyes and pretend they are Britney Spears?

I do have stuff to offer and if I didn't i would never have been approached in the first place. The last couple girlfriends approached me because i waited them out. It has worked so i am going to keep doing it.

And judging from those photo's Abierman has posted he will go after any female so don;t take that as a compliment.

Spats said:

why do you keep opening your mouth...all you do is keep polluting the org...stop it.

AsianBomb777 said:

Spats said:

Well.....at least I don't have to pretend they're Britney Spears.....

FauxieToo said:

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Okay, I'm just gonna say it: love the sig!

mdiver said:

Judging by those photos you would have to pretend they were someone else. Someone hot.

Spats said:

spats, i'm a heterosexual female in love with a wonderful man, and even I recognize those women were hot! stop trying to make them sour grapes, just because you could never get them.

I have had better looking than them. One has a big nose and the other a pudgy nose. Come on. And i doubt he even had them. i think he just went to a "Girls Gone Wild" party and got his picture taken with a couple of women. Those are the only photos he shows of them.

And the one with the dark hair was wearing tacky jewelry.

Spats said:

that's a really strange comment coming from you.

and that's all i'm going to say about that right now.

I don't wear jewelry.

Spats said:

i didn't want those grapes anyway . . . i bet they tasted sour . . .



just keep telling yourself that man, someday you may actually believe it.

Believe what you want.

Spats said:

sweet
i believe you're a fucktard.

theAudience said:

But it's pretty likely that they might duel over one of us.

SammiJ said:

co-sign!!

Spats said:

Show us a pic of u, spats. You must be damn handsome, considering your personality and all. Otherwise, it would just be cruel.

Fauxie said:

*dripping with sarcasm* oh yes, i bet he's quite the looker! please spats, show us a picture so all the orgwomen can swoon.

Dudes...stop dedicating all this time to a dude fronting on a Prince fansite. This is silly. I already told you, Spats is a bia bia taking it like a bia from his man-woman. He comes here to front and let out his frustrations.

His girl is probably really a lesbian and she feels sorry for him and gives it to him on occasion so as to not feel guilty.

Fauxie said:

he can not post pics yet, Fauxie.....give him some time.....he already knows how to read orgnotes and he has discovered emoticons....

"shake that Laffy Taffy! that Laffy Taffy .... that Laffy Tafffy.... Candy Gii - iiirl!!!!! Girl, shake that Laffy Taffy that Laffy Taffy that Laffy Taffy!! You know as stupid as that song is, I've grown to love it and I fancy it as a great strip club record

Girl, shake that Laffy Taffy, that Laffy Taffy,that Laffy Taffy, giiirl shake that LAffy Taffy Caaaaanday Giiii - iiirrrl!!!!

Spats said:

no such things where I live, tell me about it since you seem to frequent them.....


here you go, little bitch.....different occasion, same girls:

If there was an easy way to post pictures i would. But as i said, i am average looking. I have never claimed to look like Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt.

The girl in pink looks even worse in that photo. It's obviously a push up she is wearing and she needs to clip her eyebrows a little. I don't know what she can do about the nose.

The blonde's face is covered up!! She hiding her big nose?

Spats said:

Spats said:

Bavarian traditional dress, called 'Dirndl', google it, my friend....you might learn something!

Well whatever it's called it serves the same purpose. For a woman to pretend she has bigger boobies than she really has.

Has any guy here had the experience of a woman pretending like that? It's a huge letdown. Literally. One day they have a nice set and then you see them without the pushup, etc, and they sag like a son of a bitch.

.....and there goes all your fun during 'sacktime'!

abierman said:

oh, poor spats . . .