...sucked so much ass there must be an ass shortage.

With Brad and Angelina I expected a whole lot of sexiness and instead got just a bunch of random shoot-em-ups and a lot of one-liners punctuated by tame-ass explosions.

I don't mind that the story was incoherent, I really don't. But give me some sexiness in exchange.

Brad AND Angelina. I mean c'mon. This was the movie that drove Brad and Jen apart. I can't for the life of me imagine why...unless Jen saw an advace screening and realized what abore she was married to.

1 1/2 *

Yeah it pretty much sucked.

I haven't seen it, but I did see this thread and took pity on it.

Fauxie said:

Yeah this thread sucks to...just like the person who started it

notoriousj said:

I wasn't looking for Amarcord or Force Ten From Navarone, just some sexiness.

I got butkis.

People might want to have the discussion of "who is better Brad or Angelina?" but I would nip that discussion in the bud by suggesting up front that they both suck equally.

2the9s said:

Anyone who leave Jennifer Aniston for some other braud...has gotta suck...in more ways then one.

notoriousj said:

You're all twisted up.

Brad is the odd one out. I think Jen and Angelina should get together.

2the9s said:

I don't think brad pitt is all that anyway...Yuck...

2the9s said:

Fuck Brad right off I say!

I was thinking about seeing that movie.

luv4u said:

Wear a rubber poncho if you do and don't expect sexiness.

2teh9s said:

rubber poncho

If it's got Angelina, I'm in.

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DId we need a whole thread about this?

superspaceboy said:

What could you possibly have edited?

this thread sucks. i was expecting some sexiness and all i got was this damn thread that smells like moldy bread.

i did enjoy the movie mr. and mrs. smith. it was awesome.

Yeah, I agree with Jasmine. I thought it was a cool enough movie. I mean, you don't go to a movie with that pair and expect more than Smirk and Pout toting guns. That's about what we got.


I thought it was cool. Incoherent? Absolutely. Some things didn't make sense to me when I watched it yesterday, until I looked at the deleted scenes. Incidentally, Vince Vaughn was one of the strongest pieces in the movie.

I'm sorry but I enjoyed the rough way they treated each other it was hot.


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2the9s said:

wow! i'm glad you said this. i just watched it too and thought the same thing. i couldn't relate to either character, in fact i disliked them both before the film was over..

JasmineFire said:

You be quiet.

Look, I'm not saying I was expecting 9 1/2 Weeks or Speed 2, but can I get some sexiness?

ThreadBare said:

Yeah, I'm just saying. It's not like I put it in thinking I was going to get A Fistful of Dollars or Citizen Kane or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or something, but this couple is supposed to be hot!

evenstar3 said:

Just don't expect Girl Interrupted 2 is all I'm saying.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Actually I expected more of that kind of sexiness! Instead we just got Brad and Angelina in what amounted to Toy Story 2 meets Mission Impossible 1with a lot of explosions and half the sexiness. (Not that I was expecting Toy Story 2 mind you).

She hid her guns in the oven and he hid his arsenal in the basement!

Oh! The lost opportunities of sexiness!




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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

yeah. That shit was hot. Now all we need is a "Mr & Mr. Smith" I loved that movie. Angelina looked perfect the whole time.

The movie is horrible. It's a bit better than this thread.

AsianBomb777 said:

the movie wasn't "horrible".....it was too long...but not "horrible" or "awful"

there was about three parts where they could have ended it...but it kept on going.....


just too long....