I've spent all afternoon writing letters of recommendation for people and since the rythym is still in my mind, I thought we might write letters of recommendation for other Orgers.

Choose an Orger and write them a letter of recommendation.

Superspaceboy

To whom it may concern:

I am writing in enthusiastic support of superspaceboy who is applying to be a REAL DJ and not the "fake" internet DJ that he currently is.

I have heard Mr Boy's show on several ocassions (mainly because he is always Orgpopping me to get me to listen. It gets a little annoying!); and while I think we would all agree that the music he plays is crap, it has the singular virtue of distracting us from his rather wooden personality and lame jokes.

I feel that superspaceboy can be a valuable contribution to your organization and only ask that you actually tune in to his show to confirm your worst fears. Umm I mean to "avoid" your worst fears...whatever.

Sincerely,
2the9s

Sounds like work to me..

It hurts me to ask this but go on do your worst for me!

mdiver said:

To whom it may concern:

I write to recommend that you hire mdiver. And I recommend that you hire him fast because the way this guy rides his bike he probably won't be around for long.

I have been reading his posts for some time on the Org (don't ask...) and can attest to his abilities to type into a computer screen things that pop into his head. If this is the kind of person that you are looking for, then you have your man in mdiver. On the other hand, if this really is the kind of person you are looking for, might I recommend that you rethink your business strategy?

Sincerely,
2the9s

ok.. do me..

2the9s said:

how very true cheers ass

LMAO! make me one!

Dear Madams and Sirs,

If you hire CBorgman, keep him away from food, children, matches and/or other adults. Other than that, I'd say he's a shoo-in for whatever.

Sincerely,
J. Christ

2the9s said:

And for the record fellow orgers...

9s has never tuned into my show
He has no idea what I even play
I have NEVER orgpopped him
I play all over the Bay area and am a highly regarded DJ...
9s is a git

thank you.

superspaceboy said:

It's supergit

superspaceboy said:

iv'e heard u ya pretty good,we should do somethin 2gether

LMFAO!!!

superspaceboy said:

2the9s

Dear Mr Gates,

I am writing to you to express my enormous support for 2the9s in his pursuit of excellence in the field of computer technology. In my time associated with him at the org he has shown time and time again his superior knowledge and skill in the operation of computers, and his mastery of software.

I'm sure that the whole industry would benefit from 9sey's excellent knowledge and that the fate of your business empire and indeed, the whole world, would be in safe hands. I suggest that to get the best out of him that you keep him in ample supply of ripple and chip-batties.

Sincerely

bkw


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Dear Sir or Madam. Please hire PANDURITO He is a bright star in dark universe. He is often on time and never takes breaks for coffee, chocolate or mints. He gets along with babies, the elderly and small children. He is the type who only takes one candy from the candy dish. Thank you for taking an interest in such a great person. Amen.

9s, you should write me one based on my brilliant thesis!

Dear Mr Branson

I am writing to you with regard to a prospective employee, Christopher Orger. Mr Orger is a much loved member of our company and it is with a tearful eye that I write this letter of recommendation to you. I have known Christopher since he was 6 months old and just starting to crawl. He was an enthusiastic and bubbly worker and a firm favourite amongst his fellow employees. By the age of 9 months he had been promoted to the postion of full time supervisor in our establshment and had a staff of 20 employees under his care. I am certain that by age 2 he will no doubt be working for you as chief executive of your company.

kindly

Lleena

C.E.O of Lleena enterprises.

thescandalouslife said:

Dear Admissions Board at Yale University,

I find it superfluous and presumptuous to sing the praises of scandalouslife, since anything good that can be said about her has been said with much greater eloquence in her splendid, nay groundbreaking, thesis on John Kerouac.

What's that you say? It's "Jack" Kerouac?

Oh.

Never mind.

Sincerely,
2the9s
[Edited 11/30/05 18:05pm]

REDFEATHERS said:

Dear Ben,

I am writing to recommend as moderator Redfeathers. She is an exceptional woman and has many many pairs of shoes. At least I think she buys her shoes in pairs, I can't say for sure.

As a mod she will no doubt bring a certain much-needed flair to the Org, though she had better not ban my ass.

Sincerely,
2the9s

To whom it may concern,

I would like to take this opportunity to recommend for the job of Web Mistress, one LleeLlee Magillicuty (That is her real name, I swear). This girl can html like nobody's business. She can do Photoshop, DreamWeaver, PacMan, the whole she-bang.

I should know because I taught her everything she knows. I have enclosed some samples of my own work for you to review. I assure you hers is almost as good as mine.

Sincerely,
2the9s

Dear Alcoholics Anonymous,

I know you like to keep things anonymous, but I would like to recommend for admission bkw. bkw is a drunkard and needs your help. He is probably drinking right now. He drinks for breakfast. He drinks for lunch. Can't you make room for this poor excuse of a man?

He will supply his own plastic poncho, mop, and bucket.

Sincerely,
2the9s

(P.S. He drinks for dinner.)

superspaceboy said:

2the9s said:

DO ME! DO ME!

Fauxie said:

Don't say that too loud AB will hear you!

mdiver said:

Fauxie said:

AsianBomb777 said:

Is it ok if i orgstalk Fauxie?

we can share him ..