Christopher said:

Cloudbuster said:

lleena shoes up and finds cloudbuster wearing her new stockings and bra.upset but not very shocked lleena says....

retina said:

Christopher said:

oh Cloudy, look what you've done, I promised AB that he could
wear them over the weekend. now you've gone and stretched them
out with your big ol' ass.

Lleena turns around and walks out, sobbing, and somewhat peckish.
yes, she feels like scrambled eggs, so she hops on her chopper n
rides into town.

When she enters the diner.....

i started a thread like this.....


and it got a few repies and thats it

Cloudbuster said:

AsianBomb777 said:

Are you me or am I you?

IstenSzek said:

She takes a seat towards the back near the window. Just as she is about to sit down she sees IstenSzek out of the corner of her. She goes over to say hello and he introduces her to Brian, is Brian an orger wonders Lleena. It turns out that Brian is actually Zelaira. Crikey. Her phone rings and it's 2the9s, she tells him that she is in the diner with Isten and Brian...he says "stay there, I have some shocking news for you,". 6 hours later 2the9s arrives and tells them that....

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[Edited 11/30/05 6:18am]

LleeLlee said:

if they fail to defuse the bomb taped under the table at which they sit, the entire diner could go up in a blast which will take an entire city block out

"defuse a bomb!?" exclaims Istenzek, "pshaw! how hard can it be? I saw this in a movie, all we have to do is cut the red wire."
"No, it's the green wire", insists Brian.
"No, it's the red wire. I'm sure of that." Istenzek snarls back. Before anyone can stop them, Brian and Istenzek are grappling angrily on the floor of the diner. Oblivious of anything except the rage which powers them, Isten and Brian roll toward the front door of the diner, tripping the waiter who drops 2the9s second platter of hot dogs.
"Damn!" 2the9s shouts, upending the table in his frustration "knock it off, you two! that's the second time you've besmirched my supper!"
"everyone calm down," Lleena pleads, vainly trying to resttore order to chaos. "We still have a bomb to defuse.
"BOMB!!!" screams ZeLaIrA, "why didn't you tell me? I just .....

"I just met a fireman this morning on the subway, he tried to grope
my breasts and i was like yo and he wanted my number but i said ha
i will have yours but you cant have mine and he gave it to me so i
will call him he will diffuse this bomb thing and then we can all
go to Anxiety's house for strawberry milkshakes and..."

"oh my fcking GOD!!!!!" screams the waitress as the bomb begins to
tick ever faster and louder

"right!" says 2the9's firmly, it's time someone sorted this mess,
and I don't mean you, he snaps at Isten, who's got his head wedged
under the espresso machine, yelling "If i'm gonna die i'll go out
with a belly full of caffeine, motherfuckers"

so to the 9's rips off his shirt (just adding some decorum here),
and lifts up the table.....

IstenSzek said:

exposing not only the bomb but also christopher and cloudbuster, who are surreptitiously smooching (also adding decorum) in the shadows beneath.
"holy mackeral!" snorts Anxiety. "i can't believe this. can't a person go to the diner without.... oh nevermind. let's defuse this sucker!"
"everyone stand aside!" Zelaira screams, pushing her way toward the bomb. That bomb is obviously made of C4 and my breast implants contain enough silicone gel to stop the combustive process."
"not the implants!" yells spats, breaking his long silence. "isn't there another way?"
the tension is broken by the slam of the front door, heralding the arrival of matt. "i do this all the time. the P&R forum, expecially, is full of this kind of thing. stand back and let me handle this....

XxAxX said:

so matt reaches under the table and turns off the bomb, by flicking the
"OFF" switch. problem solved.

well, since i'm here anyway, anymore problems i can solve for you guys??
says matt.

yeah you can start by driving me to Starbucks for some more coffee, cuz
this place is all out, cackles Isten.

everyone feels a drive to Starbucks will be good for tension relieve so
they all huddle into the back of Matt's volkswagen beatle.

Muse is also there, in the passenger seat, and about 5 minutes into the
drive Muse sighs heavily and snaps

"There's a hand pinching my ass and it better not be you Zel".....

IstenSzek said:

"...it better not be you, Zelda!"

But it was. It was Zelda from Terrahawks, putting herself about because she was bummed out that few could remember her from the 80s sci-fi classic kid's TV show.



Muse was quite getting into having her ass pinched when out of nowhere...

Cloudbuster said:

althom intervened, creating a barricade between muse's ass and half a dozen outstretched hands by announcing that he'd wedge an oil can where it would hurt the most on someone if people didn't just back off

at which point mrs. althom's liederhosen became extremely bunched and she seized her errant husband by his robotic arm, threatening to lock him in the cabinet at home if he didn't shape up and sail striaght.

the trip to starbucks was much quieter after that, hardly anyone said a word until .. ..

XxAxX said:

the car stopped and for the first time the group notice a crowd of people watching them intently. 'Who are they?' Althom asked. 'Lurkers' Matt replied, 'They're always there, watching, but never participating. You don't notice them until they are right in front of you. Watch this.' Matt sprung forward and the crowd of lurkers parted. He reached out to touch them and they ducked away. Muse opened the door to Starbucks and everyone got in line. 'Welcome to Starbucks a familiar voice said. It was...

littlemissG said:

The leader of the group of lurkers, Lurkernomore. "We come in peace" he said. "We have decided that we will no longer lurk and would like to introduce ourselves formally". One by one the lurkers stepped forward and introduced themselves. The group that the orgers had met outside were a rebel group of lurkers who were intent on continuing to lurk, the leader informed everyone. "They are a troublesome faction who are are led by a lurker who goes by the name of Che Lukera" said Lurkernomore. Just then there was the scream of police sirens everywhere and the police burst in. "Okay wise guys, which one of you is althom?" said the policeman...

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[Edited 11/30/05 16:49pm]

LleeLlee said:

"he went that-a-way" althom grinned nervously, hiding his metal frame behind muse while pointing toward the back door. "no one ehre by that name anymore. nope. no sirree" althom's grin began to fade as the policemen stepped around muse for a closer look.
"you look familiar, sir."
"he's that guy on the ten most wanted!" blurted a rookie cop, "I swear I saw him on a poster just this morning."
"there must be some mistake" althom objected, sidling toward the door. "maybe you're thinking of my twin brother, bkw?"
"you'd better come with me sir." the policeman stepped forward, frimly seizing althom's antenna.
At this moment Ben stepped forward from the shadows, where he'd been monitoring che lurkera and company. "I'm afraid you can't interrogate this man. he's got diplomatic immunity. Any questions you want to ask just ask me."
Despite the contrast between his gaberdine suit and santa hat, Ben presentd an imposing figure, delaying the forces of the law long enough for althom to....

XxAxX said:

bolt out of the door closely followed by Zelaira aka Brian. "He's done a runner, after him you bozos" yelled the policeman. The policemen fled barefoot after althom. But althom, who had won the olympic gold for gymnasitics was by this time in Finland. "Oh nevermind," said the policeman, "lets have a tea break." After all the excitement of the afternoon XxAxX felt tired and decided ot take a nap. She curled up on the comfy Starbucks sofas and fell asleep, only to be awoken 10mins later by the familiar sound of a spacecraft hovering outside and Tom Cruise in his underpants heading towards her..

LleeLlee said:

"crikey!" XxAxx muttered, "not that lunatic again! Just because i took the L.Ron Hubbard personality test doesn't mean I want these people shwoing up at all hours trying to probe me."
"It's only a sonogram, ma'am," Tom replied, having overheard this remark.
Eyeing his toothy grin mistrustfully, Xxax wondered which one of them contained the secret micro-transmitter she'd heard so much about. Forcing a smile, X stood and stretched, a little too casually. "That's ok, no need to use that on me. I'm not pregnant."
"That's what YOU think," Tom replied, his smile wider than ever. "scientology works in mysterious ways."
Frightened by the manic whiteness of his many teeth, xx looked around herself for help. Staring at a point just beyond Tom's shoulder she forced an expression of surprise, exclaiming "look! Isn't that Nicole Kidman, wrestling Katie Holmes to the ground? Maybe she'd like a sonogram."
Tom whirled around, his smile replaced by a look of alarm. Taking advantage of his distraction Xxa scooted out the door, bumping solidly into..

retina said:

R u sure I wasn't screaming retreat

XxAxX said:

"Margarite" from trading spouses and she tells Xxa "You're tamperin in darksided stuff! i cant believe itTTTTT!" Xxa, horrified ...

Christopher said:

ran back inside the cafe and shut the door, holding it closed with all the strength she could muster. "Let me in dark sided heathens" yelled Margarite, "You can be saved, Gargoyles." The Orgers inside the cafe were dumbfounded. Margrite managed to push the door open and spied Spats in the corner. "Him" she said, "He will be my disciple and help me in my quest." Spats was mortified and told Margrite she was too much of a plain jane for him to even contemplate helping her, Margrite then whipped out a blonde wig and a bathing costume and put it on, at which point Spats agreed to help.

Starbucks fell completley silent, the orgers were trapped and in a quandry....

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[Edited 12/1/05 7:20am]

LleeLlee said:

when the grandmaster of gargoyles walked in



"Be quiet, fools!" he spoke in a deep voice, one which seemed to come from deep within his possessed soul "From now on you will speak when I tell you to. You will wear what I choose for you and you will eat only what I select."
2the9s froze, dropping the hot dog and mustard sandwich he'd been eating.
"Now, who summoned me? Who has disturbed my slumber?" the dark one roared.
Uncomfortably the ORGers traded glances but none of them spoke up.
"Well," Xxa smiled weakly, "I did listen to TRC that once.... but I never meant.... that is...."
"Aww, relax dude. Have a hotdog." Cloudbuster patted the Dark One on his shoulder in a friendly fashion but . . .

XxAxX said:

he tripped over and went flying into the cake stand. Covered in cream and glazed cherries Prince walked out in a huff. "Oh well" said Cloudy, at least I got to pat his bottom or was that his shoulder? ...The orgers were sombre and started singing Hey Jude in unison. "Hey Jude"..they sang.

Lleena was in a day dream in which she had bumped into the glorious Edward Norton and he had asked her to marry him, just like that, no getting to know each other or anything...crikey.

The orgers decided enough was enough and decided to start marching in the streets..why? they hadn't decided yet...

...
[Edited 12/1/05 15:14pm]

LleeLlee said:

how to unite multiple post-ORgers the the lurkers; the naked with the clad; up with down; black with white. Fortunately for all of them, Mr. Bean, a/k/a Roland Atkinson was just up the street, pelting innocent bystanders with snowballs and making goofy faces when they protested. This was enough to distract everyone from anything more serious than joining in the fun.
"Ooooh" smiled Natisse, "look at Abierman, he's making angels in the snow again."
ReturnofDook shook his head sadly. "That ain't snow, missy, it's...

XxAxX said:

little tiny bits of confetti" Dook scooped up a handful, "It's got '3121' printed all over it."

"What does it mean?" Littlemissmissy asked

Abierman, still making angels answered...

littlemissG said:

"Buggered if I know" and left to have his picture taken with some girls half his age.

Meanwhile, in space...

Cloudbuster said:

this group were accepting an award for best moderators of the yr.

Back on Earth...

'Hi Org!' Saintsation called out to the group. He was turning the corner with a handsome young man by his side. The org returned his greeting and she introduced his friend. 'This is the virgin I was tell you about.' The young man turn a bright shade of red. 'What kind of introduction is that?!! My name is...'

Before he could finish a unmarked vans rolled up along side the group and heavily armed men grabbed the org members, and Saintsation's virgin and sped off to...
[Edited 12/2/05 15:47pm]