http://www.twistedtoy.com...ucts_id=31



Go to the site. It's a bear with a butthole that you can put your finger in and it makes noises.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

what sort of noises?
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charlottegelin said:

Farty ones

My kid aint putting his finger up a bear's butt. Aint no way, aint no how!

I hear there are deadly stampedes and viscous fist fights at Walmarts across the red-states this holiday shopping season all over this thing!

bkw said:

It's not a real bear.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

It should make farty noises when you pull his finger

I thought this was a kinky adult toy which went "Oooh, aaah!"

ReturnOfDOOK said:

It looks real

bkw said:

I think you should move back closer to your screen now

bkw said:

I know. It's quite frightening. But, I read somewhere that even though it is quite lifelike, it is not real.

charlottegelin said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Is its butt real?


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Word to the wise: do not do a google image search for "butthole bear".

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Your search - butthole bear - did not match any documents.
Suggestions:

- Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
- Try different keywords.
- Try more general keywords.
- Try fewer keywords.

charlottegelin said:

I forgot to say to remove the quotes.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

I am using a naughty filter here

BUTTHOLE BEAR!!!!

omfg...it has a doorbell in its ass.

How sad.

Oh no. you know somebody's gonna sodomize that poor thing...

TheSmyrk said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

wrong, wrong, wrong....

another mervyns's bear????

amorbella said:

Oh dear jesus, this whole thread is gonna make me cry or piss myself.

My brother always told me to pull his finger while growing up..... what a memory!! Everytime I see or hear something that farts I think of him. Thank you for listing this because now I have a christmas gift for him.

Much Love,
LoLinex

If you have not yet visited the website, and you are just replying to this post, you really need to visit the website. They have a demo there where you can stick a finger in the bear's butt to see what he says. Oh I feel so dirty for making the bear scream.