mdiver said: npgmaverick said: I can sneeze with my eyes open. Very useful when driving.
No way Aren't your eyeballs supposed to pop out if you do that? Are you telling me old wives' tales are all a lie????? | |
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charlottegelin said: "What weird ability do you have (for example, always being able to get a perfect parking space) that nobody else has?"
– Anxiety's question from another thread (deserves one of its own) I know what you will say next! I'm sure one of yours is to melt men's brains just by taking off your top. Or leaving it on for that matter. | |
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Fauxie said: mdiver said: No way Aren't your eyeballs supposed to pop out if you do that? Are you telling me old wives' tales are all a lie????? Listen to me on The House of Pop Culture podcast on itunes http://itunes.apple.com/u...d438631917 | |
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i can stop an otherwise healthy thread in its tracks | |
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i never get what i want when i want it but i always get the things i need right on time. | |
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get into troubles ? | |
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Yeah' I got your package, but when I tryed to write you back I bailed.
Sometimes while trying to express the future language fails. But over this time I have learned my life force has increased by knowing you. Every door that closes another one opens. Strange but True. News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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MickG said: Yeah' I got your package, but when I tryed to write you back I bailed.
Sometimes while trying to express the future language fails. But over this time I have learned my life force has increased by knowing you. Every door that closes another one opens. Strange but True. so, your secret power is to confuse people? | |
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Fauxie said: CalhounSq said: I have the uncanny ability to fart like a cannon
I'm so torn in my affections now between you and Natsume with her nose-picking skills. I burp really loudly, too. I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Slightly clarivoyant, great parking karma. I am able to dissarm people.
I also have the power of the boo-tay. Unfortunately that's not a secret. M [Edited 11/28/05 13:50pm] MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Force choking people. | |
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retina said: charlottegelin said: "What weird ability do you have (for example, always being able to get a perfect parking space) that nobody else has?"
– Anxiety's question from another thread (deserves one of its own) I know what you will say next! I'm sure one of yours is to melt men's brains just by taking off your top. Or leaving it on for that matter. you should've seen these 2 guys I held up at the library door, I didn't see them waiting to get out, and I was bending over Max in the pram fixing his harness. I saw them when I stood up and apologised for being in their way and both of them with dopey grins saying "no hurry!" "take your time" while they were having a good look down my top | |
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charlottegelin said: retina said: I'm sure one of yours is to melt men's brains just by taking off your top. Or leaving it on for that matter. you should've seen these 2 guys I held up at the library door, I didn't see them waiting to get out, and I was bending over Max in the pram fixing his harness. I saw them when I stood up and apologised for being in their way and both of them with dopey grins saying "no hurry!" "take your time" while they were having a good look down my top | |
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I attract crazy people.
If there is someone not hitting on all pistons, they are automatically drawn to me. (First person who says birds of a feather... or similar is on my list.) [Edited 11/28/05 18:52pm] No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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littlemissG said: I attract crazy people.
If there is someone with not hitting on all pistons, they are automatically drawn to me. (First person who says birds of a feather... or similar is on my list.) put me on that list. News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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littlemissG said: I attract crazy people.
If there is someone with not hitting on all pistons, they are automatically drawn to me. (First person who says birds of a feather... or similar is on my list.) | |
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Invisibility: but it has drawbacks like having my feet stepped on. News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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I can talk to the animals!!!!! Ok...so they haven't actually talked back to me, but I know they're just itching to. | |
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Sometimez i stop traffic Cause i can't cross da road properlyz LOL bad joke just kiddingz. No hablo espanol,no! Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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althom said: I can talk to the animals!!!!!
Ok...so they haven't actually talked back to me, but I know they're just itching to. they are itching because of fleas and lice | |
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I can see the future in pictures. I can see clouds in my aura. I can commune with the archetypes. | |
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heartbeatocean said: I can see the future in pictures. I can see clouds in my aura. I can commune with the archetypes.
what's an archetype? | |
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um ...hmm lets see ..... | |
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Ocean said: um ...hmm lets see .....
Isn't it making people want to leave your threads? | |
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pardonme4livin said: Ocean said: um ...hmm lets see .....
Isn't it making people want to leave your threads? ooooh u little shit!!! | |
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TMPletz said:
Force choking people. ![]() | |
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charlottegelin said: ![]() Classic! | |
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Ocean said: pardonme4livin said: Isn't it making people want to leave your threads? ooooh u little shit!!! | |
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abierman said: Whenever I go on vacation, I always have the perfect weather, perfect snow, etc..... Really, some people I know adjust their vacation-schedule to mine!
it seems like U have the perfecr random party girls around that r too young for your own good(that's a good thing). That's a superpower I wish I had had back when I partied. | |
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sammij wasn't gonna say this....but she has a superpower of typing 500 gazzilion words per/minute. IT'S INCREDIBLE...seriously....I could sell audio CD's of her typing and people would buy them out of sheer ammazement.
MY superpower is being able to finish peoples sentences for them....even strangers. [Edited 11/29/05 14:55pm] [Edited 11/29/05 14:55pm] | |
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