Stymie said:

I love this "I've had no complaints" bullshit. Who complains? It's not the goddamn DMV where you fill out a card and drop it in a box. If someone sucks in bed, you don't complain to them, you stop fucking them and make fun of them to your friends.

Spats said:

Hang on, she fakes it because you are a crap lay and that is female games?
Not the fact that you have no idea what you are doing, Spats you will never amount to anything

Well after we f**ked they were still coming back for more. So i must have been doing something right and i did not have to be a whipped boy to do it.

FunkMistress said:

Oh, so that's what happened with us?

I totally co-sign with you on a serious note.

Stymie said:

Listen, lady, I may be good, but I haven't found a long-distance plan that lets you lick pussy from 1000 miles away. When I do, you will definitely be notified. I suggest you get naked and wait for the ringadingding.

Stymie said:

Maybe you could have said it kinder

FunkMistress said:

Listen, Spats. U seem 2 be the one with the macho nacho cheesy ego thing goin on. The things u keep saying about "not bowing down" are childish and chauvenistic. No one is bowing down to anyone in a NORMAL ADULT SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP. There is natural give and take to keep the other (and yourself) satisfied. The reason your other girlfriends had "no complaints" is either: A. They have no idea what they were missing, B. didn't want to hurt your feelings, or C. Accept your superiority complex and don't feel they sould be satisfied. I am in no way flaming, it is just with all the labels u have been throwing around on others, I just thought someone should reciprocate. U sir, sound insecure.
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When a guy says he will do anything to make his woman happy, that is bowing down to the princess. "If she wants it, she is getting it". Give me a break.

It couldn't have been because they didn't know what they were missing because they were not virgins.

If they were that dissatisfied with sacktime they would not have come back for more. I wouldn't if i were them.

I don't have a superiority complex. I didn't think i was better than them. There were just some things i wouldn't do because i find them disgusting. They weren't exactly thrilled with that but it was not a deal breaker by any means.

And for the 1,000th time, i am not insecure.

Spats said:

read the part in red.

It depends what is involved with the give and take.

Spats said:

whats the problem with going down though? It the pussy is smelly then fiar game and vice versa if a dick was smelly). Oral sex is so much fun. Try it

Stymie said:

ROFLMAO!!!

FunkMistress said:

I almost had my juice go through my nose on that one!!!

You gotta love repeated use of the phrase "sacktime"

FunkMistress said:

ORRRRR....you put them in the "friend-zone" that Spats is oh so familiar with.

gemini13 said:

don't mix the friends-zone with the dating-zone now.....two different things, gemini....

When you find the right woman Spats, you'll change your tune. It won't be a matter of obligation. You'll actually want to do whatever you can to please her and vice-versa. Now, you might get lucky and find a woman that says she doesn't want oral sex, but you'd give it to her anyway.

For me, things have to be really serious to get to that level of intimacy. I've had girls talking about going down on me and I barely knew them. I was like cool, but don't expect anything in return.

I have been with the "right woman" before and did not want to do whatever I possibly could to please her. There is only so much i will do.

Spats said:

Obviously you're only in it for yourself. How much more selfish can you get? You have NO idea of what you're missing.

There's just nothing like pinning her arms to her sides and using my shoulders to keep her legs apart while her back arches and her erect nipples are shaking from extreme extacy as she comes over and over and over... until she is at the point of exhaustion.

And then I start again....

TMPletz said:

this is soo NSFW.this should be on the quotes section of the homepage

Christopher said:

TMPletz said:

Uhmn...did I miss the memo that announced that the General Discussion forum will be changing into the Penthouse forum?
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Illustrator said:

Sorry...got carried away there.

If it wasn't 2:40am in the morning, I'd be doing this right now.

TMPletz said:

co-sign....that what i am talking about

mdiver said:

really biker man

Lizzy7701 said:

Head for the bedroom i will be there in a moment

mdiver said:

I'll be waiting

It's not selfish. In my relationships neither of us have asked the other to do something we don't want to do.

abierman said:

will you eat mine?