Hello mates. As you know, I am a world famous pop star so for me to extend my gracious holiday wishes is quite an honor. But in all honesty, I wish all of you a happy Thanksgiving. It's a wonderful day, a day to spend with family and to remember what you are thankful for. I am thankful for my fame, my money, my intense popularity, and the fact that I have retained my almost unnatural good lucks. I am thankful for my huge boats, my private jet, and my hot ex-Bananarama shag partner. And I am extremely grateful that Mr. George Michael hasn't had a hit in years and that the public has grown sick of his rodent looks and his grating voice. Thanks for giving this wanker the boot, America.

Anyway, I'm rich and happy and I hope you are too.

Errrrr.....thanks.

Thanks ANDREW...WHAM BAM...THANK YOU MAAM.....