AsianBomb777 said:

He's been there before?

Leo


Your sexuality is powerful. The solar fire of the Sun rules your nature, so your whole personality is dynamic and attractive to others. There is no shortage of those who long to bask in your solar warmth!

You do prefer to be the centre of attention in any situation and the bedroom mazurka is no different. You are open to any manner of sexual interaction that clearly demonstrates your own desirability and rightful place at the centre of things.

You are not really all that sexually imaginative, however, so a tryst or two with a flighty Sagittarian, or a sly Gemini, or an ardent Aries could awaken unsuspected sides of your sexuality. Having awakened, however, you are a strong and loyal lover, who is prepared to go as far as the road takes you, although you recoil from things which are personally degrading, or perceived to be beneath your dignity.

You are supremely loyal and protective, so long as your rulership is acknowledged by the rest of the pride, but you do require appropriate ego-massage.

Admirers should be aware of this need for ego-reinforcement. Ego-massage ("God, your lips are so gorgeous and your breasts drive me wild", or "Mmmm, your muscles are magnificent, so masculine") and vocal praise for performance (even, or especially, when not particularly warranted) (pfft, like that ever happens... ) will get anyone a long way with the Leo lover.

Anyone who wishes to make it with Leo must never undermine the leonine dignity, or they will surely suffer the claws of the cat.

Your sexuality is hot and intense. Like a blowtorch, you heat up rapidly and like a firecracker, you explode in a blaze of fire and sparks.

You love the unorthodox and the unusual in sexual encounters and you are not afraid to go after what you want. Ruled by Mars, the god of warriors, you are straightforward and uncomplicated in the pursuit of your desires.

Pursuit is the key word here. You love the thrill of the chase and thrive on the smell of danger. You avidly respond to the challenge of dominating some new quarry.

The downside of this is that, without constant stimulation, you become rather bored with what you perceive to be conquered territory. Your Ram's ego must be constantly fed—and the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence!

You are a sucker for anything new and exciting, especially anything ego-boosting. You also love to initiate others into the pleasures of some new experience. The merest sniff of nubile virginity seeking awakening sends you into lathers of eager anticipation.

In the art of lovemaking, the Arien is enthusiastic and adventurous. Partners can sometimes be overwhelmed by this spirited approach, something which is not necessarily a sign of their weakness, but simply a reaction to the ardent intensity of passion. Aries loves to experiment and to take things to the limit, so, roll over Kama Sutra, the Aries lover is writing it all from scratch!

Admirers should be aware of your need for ego-reinforcement. Ego-massage ("God, your breasts drive me wild", or "Mmmm, you're so big") and praise for performance—even, or especially, when not particularly warranted—will get anyone a long way with the Aries lover.

Seriously, though, it would not hurt for some ardent Ariens to actually take the time to discover some more sensitive approaches to the art of love. A glance through a manual or two, especially in the company of a lover, can lead to new highs and lingering climaxes that may extend the limit far beyond the boundaries of imagination.[color=indigo][/color]

Ocean said:

I still love it....

Ocean said:

TART!!!!

Libra



Your sexuality is responsive, yet very much subject to the nature of the environment. A natural partner, your need to relate makes you eager to please, but can see you often looking for someone more satisfactory somewhere else.

Ruled by Venus, the goddess of beauty and of lovers, you have impeccable taste and are widely considered attractive, yet you can be coquettish and even devious in the pursuit of your desires. You can be somewhat narcissistic at times and respond readily to praise and flattery.

Your ego is a little fragile, so you respond to reassurance and appreciation of your good taste (in say, your appearance, body parts, clothes, art, interior design and so on). You love to be admired and are more than a little exhibitionistic. You will go along with most things, particularly if they present you in your best light.

You seek to please your partner and tend to view lovemaking as an art at which, of course, you excel. Creating the right environment for love is very important and a failure to do so on the part of a prospective partner will most likely lead to your rapid, though decorous, retreat.

You respond and relate to things of beauty and generally prefer artifice to unadorned nature. You also love to explore the pleasures of love with a partner (though, of course, in the absence of same, there's always your own sure touch...).

Admirers should be aware of your need for reassurance, your love of sensual pleasure and beautiful things—and that flattery will get them anywhere.

pardonme4livin said:

pardonme4livin said:

@*(#@%^#&@%#^%@$*& men

I wanted to do this but my office censor thingy just forbid 'Non-Traditional Religions and Occult and Folklore'

WTF??!

Pisces
The Sun brightened sensitive Pisces, a feminine sign on your birthday. In astrology, the Sun stands for your inner nature, the true mark of your character. The twelfth sign of the Zodiac, Pisces is ruled by fortunate Jupiter and new age Neptune. A mutable (changeable and communicative) sign, dreamy Pisces is the exaltation of Venus, the goddess of love and artistic sensibility. It is a water sign, so Piscean people are creative, sensitive and deeper than they appear on the surface, although they can be emotionally vulnerable, clinging and rather melancholic.

The light of the Sun, ruler of our inner nature, is somewhat dimmed in Pisces, the home of Jupiter (lord of the gods) and his elusive brother Neptune (the king of the sea). Jupiter gives you a thirst for knowledge and understanding, with a natural lucky streak. Neptune brings out your sensitive and spiritual qualities, but it can also lay you open to deception and intrigue (that is if it's not you who is doing the deceiving!). You have probably noticed that Neptune can stimulate a thirst of a quite different variety — a thirst for liquor, drugs and addictive substances in general (including the addictions of love... ). Both of these great planets influence your personality.

Sensitive and Humane
Sensitive Pisces reacts emotionally to everything. You just give in to your feelings, a trait which can lay you open to control by the unscrupulous. But then, you yourself are fairminded and not at all afraid to bend unbreakable rules, should the situation demand a more humane approach. You would make an excellent judge, a sensitive administrator, or a quite inspirational teacher.

Compassionate Pisces is idealistic, although you have a tendency towards sacrificing yourself on the altar of love, or some other noble cause. Hmmm. You really must watch that tendency to play the martyr.

Despite your sensitive personality and delicate physical constitutions, you really are a survivor. You outlast those who may be much stronger, by adapting more easily to the demands of changing circumstances. Your intuitions are reliable and should be trusted; you may even have natural psychic powers, which can be developed, given the right circumstances. However, because you are adaptable and so readily identify with the feelings of others, you risk exploitation and loss of your own needs, ideas, and talent. Of course, intuitive Pisces understands the moods and behaviour of others so well that you can be quite a manipulator behind the scenes. Pisces is a dual sign, which has both an up and a down-side.

The two fishes in your astrological sigil swim in either direction. Here is your choice: focus, be strong and overcome the weaknesses in your sensitive nature, or dissolve in vague longings and become the victim of your own vulnerability. For the sake of your emotional equilibrium, develop a private place of your own, or at least take a private time for daily retreat and relaxation. Your most creatively stimulating and soothing environment is close to water, especially near the ocean.

Artists and Dreamers Shy Pisceans would much rather impersonate someone else than be themselves. No wonder so many of you are actors, artists, writers, and dreamers. Elusive Neptune makes it hard to predict how you will develop. Some of you are neat and well organized, while others become slovenly and careless — largely a reflection of your emotional reactions to the environment. Your intense imagination can lead you to stretch the truth under many circumstances, the other side of the coin to your creative ability write fantastic novels, poetry and produce other artistic endeavours.

Confronting your own vulnerability, you can be a daredevil and risk-taker. The thrills of car racing, piloting a plane, exploring the wilderness, or hunting game can be seductive. A compulsive eater, you face a lifelong battle of the bulge. Sports and physical fitness routines are a good way to keep in shape and reduce emotional stress. Horseback riding, dancing, skating, swimming or sailing are favoured activities.

Psychosomatic Illness
Pisces rules the feet and lymphatic system. Swelling, allergic reaction to drugs, injuries to the feet and related problems are common complaints, but your emotional nature can also make you vulnerable to psychosomatic illness.

Your colours are pale green, purple, rose, and grey-blue. Pisces rules metallic pewter, while your birthstones are aquamarine, chrysolite and moonstone. Aquamarine seems to disappear when placed under water, like your shy Piscean self, which often wishes it could disappear so easily. Flowers for Pisces are the orchid, lilac, wisteria, lotus, white poppy, and pansy.

onenitealone said:

we SO need to get you a PC of your own hon

Natisse said:

Damn right!

I can look at as many 'folklore' and 'occult' sites as I like then.

onenitealone said:

onenitealone said:

What's ur sign hun and I'll do it for u

i got the same as ocean...shes my sister

Christopher said:

ooh which one are u

Ocean said:

i like blue..so the one in blue

Ocean said:

Thanks lovely! I'm a Libran. Do you need to know any other, er, vital statistics?

Gemini


Your sexuality is, well, shall we say, fickle? Let's face it, you do blow hot and cold (sometimes even at the same time, a feat not easily appreciable by the non-Geminian...). You love adventure and intrigue and will take all manner of risks in the runaround involved with your urgent desire to avoid boredom. Ruled by Mercury, the god (among other things) of tricksters and thieves, you are far from straightforward and uncomplicated in the pursuit of your desires.

Your penchant for variety and need for constant stimulation often finds you the strangest bedfellows. The main requirement is verbal communication. If they can talk, they can talk you into it (and vice versa). Your greatest aphrodisiac is a partner (or partners) with a flashing wit, quick mind and tolerant appreciation of your sparkling insights and observations of the bizarre trends in human behaviour.

Sexually you are adventurous and will try anything that is exciting, new, or off the beaten track. So long as it involves another stimulating item to add to your repertoire, just about any sexual height can be attained, providing that it does not become habitual.

You tend to be ambi-sexual and are not unduly averse to multiple partners of either sex, should they fit the needs of the moment and spark up one or another side of your often contradictory nature.

Admirers should be aware that your dual nature may not be satisfied with just one partner. You are tolerant of most things (including infidelity, but excepting dullness!) and you expect the same tolerance that you allow others.

onenitealone said:

nope thats it love

Your sexuality is responsive, yet very much subject to the nature of the environment. A natural partner, your need to relate makes you eager to please, but can see you often looking for someone more satisfactory somewhere else.

Ruled by Venus, the goddess of beauty and of lovers, you have impeccable taste and are widely considered attractive, yet you can be coquettish and even devious in the pursuit of your desires. You can be somewhat narcissistic at times and respond readily to praise and flattery.

Your ego is a little fragile, so you respond to reassurance and appreciation of your good taste (in say, your appearance, body parts, clothes, art, interior design and so on). You love to be admired and are more than a little exhibitionistic. You will go along with most things, particularly if they present you in your best light.

You seek to please your partner and tend to view lovemaking as an art at which, of course, you excel. Creating the right environment for love is very important and a failure to do so on the part of a prospective partner will most likely lead to your rapid, though decorous, retreat.

You respond and relate to things of beauty and generally prefer artifice to unadorned nature. You also love to explore the pleasures of love with a partner (though, of course, in the absence of same, there's always your own sure touch...).

Admirers should be aware of your need for reassurance, your love of sensual pleasure and beautiful things—and that flattery will get them anywhere.

Christopher said:

bugger ..I wanted to be taller than u .....

Ocean said:

Cheers, hun.



Well, I agree with the good bits and disagree with the bad bits! Some of it is quite accurate; a little is off the mark.

Ocean said:

just wear your high heels

Your sexuality is lively, lusty and adventurous. You love to break new ground, in sexual encounters as in everything else and you are quite willing to go for what you want. Ruled by Jupiter, the grand leader of the gods, you are expansive and all-encompassing in your tastes and interests.

You are uninhibited, ready to make love on impulse and not impressed with delaying tactics, or feeble, wimpy attempts to win your favour.

The most important issue for you is truth and honesty. You hate intolerance in all its forms (how's that for logic...?) and you are as open about your desires and sexual needs as you are about everything else.

Guilt and shame are foreign to your sexual persona and you do not have much patience with more convoluted souls in these matters. Lusty Sagittarius lays the cards on the table (and that might be a good place to get started...!).

Most people find you disarmingly friendly and you appreciate openness in return. Sex for you is fun and can be a doorway into higher awareness. You are anything but conservative in sexual matters and you are a sucker for the new and exotic, especially things redolent of adventure and far-away places.

Admirers should take note that making plans for travel at the drop of a hat, or intimate accounts of personal experiences in foreign parts will get your juices running. This should be followed immediately by passionate sex before the urge ebbs away..


Slut!

Cloudbuster said:

sagg's ROCK

Natisse said:

We certainly do.

Cloudbuster said:

ARIES



damn, couldn't have said it better m'self

Scorpio


Your sexuality is deep, all-consuming and intense. You seek transformation through the sexual experience, which you never undertake lightly. Ruled by Mars, the god of primitive action and Pluto the lord of the underworld, you mix primal passion with a profound need to uncover the mysteries of life and death, including and especially sexual ones. Your emotions run deep and your faculty of intuition is remarkably accurate, so your antennae can prick up and pick out a prospective partner at first sight.

Scorpio rules the generative organs and so you have no doubt grown up with a heightened sense of the fascination, not to say fear and loathing, with which lesser mortals view sexuality and Scorpio sexuality in particular. You are seen as sexually dynamic, threatening, voracious, insatiable, overwhelming and generally mysterious. This is of course not without foundation and you have been known to take advantage of this fascination, rather like a snake hypnotising a bird before devouring it.

However, you fundamentally need to get to the very bottom of everything, so that you may transform and transmute yourself through the harnessing of natural energies. Sexual activity comes naturally to you, although some seek to repress and transform the sexual scorpion into the eagle of high spirituality. You mix fire with water to create a steamy swamp of overheated passion and desire.

Anything is acceptable in your sensual world, for you are interested in the end, not the means. If it blows your mind, or it expands your sexual repertoire, or enables you to exert your dominance, it will be fine by you.

Admirers should be ready and willing to be consumed, if they wish to get the best from you. Also, if they are looking for some powerful sexual pleasure, they need look no further.




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Your sexuality is, well, shall we say, fickle? Let's face it, you do blow hot and cold (sometimes even at the same time, a feat not easily appreciable by the non-Geminian...). You love adventure and intrigue and will take all manner of risks in the runaround involved with your urgent desire to avoid boredom. Ruled by Mercury, the god (among other things) of tricksters and thieves, you are far from straightforward and uncomplicated in the pursuit of your desires.

Your penchant for variety and need for constant stimulation often finds you the strangest bedfellows. The main requirement is verbal communication. If they can talk, they can talk you into it (and vice versa). Your greatest aphrodisiac is a partner (or partners) with a flashing wit, quick mind and tolerant appreciation of your sparkling insights and observations of the bizarre trends in human behaviour.

Sexually you are adventurous and will try anything that is exciting, new, or off the beaten track. So long as it involves another stimulating item to add to your repertoire, just about any sexual height can be attained, providing that it does not become habitual.

You tend to be ambi-sexual and are not unduly averse to multiple partners of either sex, should they fit the needs of the moment and spark up one or another side of your often contradictory nature.

Admirers should be aware that your dual nature may not be satisfied with just one partner. You are tolerant of most things (including infidelity, but excepting dullness!) and you expect the same tolerance that you allow others.