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FUNNY STORY I thought I'd share a little joke that my darling brother and father played on me a couple of weeks ago...
background information - my brother has an exgirlfriend who totally abused his nature and played major games with his feelings for a long time. they kinda saw each other a few times over the last couple of months but nothing has happened since ...ok a couple of weeks ago my Dad rings me up and we're talking away all of a sudden he says "so you haven't heard your brother's news yet? he's back with Heidi, she's pregnant and he's marrying her" I was like "WHAT! that bitch I'm ringing her neck! I'm calling Sol right now and telling him he's an idiot. there goes his pilots licence there goes his dreams!" I was fuming  so after I calmed down Dad and I chatted a little more and then we said goodbye with Dad going "yeah get into him! he won't listen to me he'll listen to you! you tell him Nats!"
so I call Sol and say "so I hear you've got some news..." him - "oh yeah? what's that?" me - "I hear that Heidi's pregnant and you're marrying her!" he CRACKS UP LAUGHING and says "we got you BIG TIME!" 
the bastards 
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Well here's a few suggestions :
- Tell them you've been deported and need them to meet you at Sydney Airport in the morning, let them enjoy hanging around the airport for a few hours. - Tell them you've got yourself into a spot of bother and need them to wire you £1000 each, as soon as possible. When the money arrives say ha ha only joking, that'll teach you to mess with me, and then buy them a nice christmas present with their own money, making a tidy profit in the process. - Tell them you've met the woman of your dreams and have decided to stay in England and the two of you want to have lots of babies, but your new wife wants both of them to provide sperm for your new family. - There's a website that will send out gift wrapped fresh dog poo for you, so send them each a nice moist jobbie. Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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AsylumUtopia said: Well here's a few suggestions :
- Tell them you've been deported and need them to meet you at Sydney Airport in the morning, let them enjoy hanging around the airport for a few hours. - Tell them you've got yourself into a spot of bother and need them to wire you £1000 each, as soon as possible. When the money arrives say ha ha only joking, that'll teach you to mess with me, and then buy them a nice christmas present with their own money, making a tidy profit in the process. - Tell them you've met the woman of your dreams and have decided to stay in England and the two of you want to have lots of babies, but your new wife wants both of them to provide sperm for your new family. - There's a website that will send out gift wrapped fresh dog poo for you, so send them each a nice moist jobbie. I like that one! ...don't know about the others though sorry
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Natisse said: I like that one! ...don't know about the others though sorry
Yeah, well I wouldn't do them either, just giving you some options.  Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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AsylumUtopia said: Natisse said: I like that one! ...don't know about the others though sorry
Yeah, well I wouldn't do them either, just giving you some options.  | |
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Leave it a couple of months and then call your dad and say "You remember when you told me Heidi was pregnant? Well I couldn't say anything at the time, but guess what ... I'm three months and have just had my first scan"
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Reincarnate said: Leave it a couple of months and then call your dad and say "You remember when you told me Heidi was pregnant? Well I couldn't say anything at the time, but guess what ... I'm three months and have just had my first scan"
Then see who laughs longest I'm not able to fall pregnant so he'd see right through that unfortunately 
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Natisse said: I thought I'd share a little joke that my darling brother and father played on me a couple of weeks ago...
background information - my brother has an exgirlfriend who totally abused his nature and played major games with his feelings for a long time. they kinda saw each other a few times over the last couple of months but nothing has happened since ...ok a couple of weeks ago my Dad rings me up and we're talking away all of a sudden he says "so you haven't heard your brother's news yet? he's back with Heidi, she's pregnant and he's marrying her" I was like "WHAT! that bitch I'm ringing her neck! I'm calling Sol right now and telling him he's an idiot. there goes his pilots licence there goes his dreams!" I was fuming so after I calmed down Dad and I chatted a little more and then we said goodbye with Dad going "yeah get into him! he won't listen to me he'll listen to you! you tell him Nats!"
so I call Sol and say "so I hear you've got some news..." him - "oh yeah? what's that?" me - "I hear that Heidi's pregnant and you're marrying her!" he CRACKS UP LAUGHING and says "we got you BIG TIME!"
the bastards
what can I do to get them back?
Um, send them my photo and tell 'em I'm your fiance'... 
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Byron said: Natisse said: I thought I'd share a little joke that my darling brother and father played on me a couple of weeks ago...
background information - my brother has an exgirlfriend who totally abused his nature and played major games with his feelings for a long time. they kinda saw each other a few times over the last couple of months but nothing has happened since ...ok a couple of weeks ago my Dad rings me up and we're talking away all of a sudden he says "so you haven't heard your brother's news yet? he's back with Heidi, she's pregnant and he's marrying her" I was like "WHAT! that bitch I'm ringing her neck! I'm calling Sol right now and telling him he's an idiot. there goes his pilots licence there goes his dreams!" I was fuming so after I calmed down Dad and I chatted a little more and then we said goodbye with Dad going "yeah get into him! he won't listen to me he'll listen to you! you tell him Nats!"
so I call Sol and say "so I hear you've got some news..." him - "oh yeah? what's that?" me - "I hear that Heidi's pregnant and you're marrying her!" he CRACKS UP LAUGHING and says "we got you BIG TIME!"
the bastards
what can I do to get them back?
Um, send them my photo and tell 'em I'm your fiance'...
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Natisse said: Byron said:
Um, send them my photo and tell 'em I'm your fiance'...
"Oh, dad...he's American, he's dreamy, and when I see him in New York in March we're going to Las Vegas to elope!!...that is, if his parole officer lets him go..." | |
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I think your dad is real funny.
I think your bro couldn't handle it. That was a quick story, and they could have played with you some more. I think that was the plan, but your bro started laughing too much. You bro could have talked to you a little and told you how it is actually your dad that was making him "do the right thing", and this would have made you call your dad back. Then they could have played you like tennis. But, funny story, thanks for sharring. News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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HamsterHuey said: .
[Edited 11/23/05 9:53am] what did you edit, hmmm?  | |
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Natisse said: HamsterHuey said: .
[Edited 11/23/05 9:53am] what did you edit, hmmm? Sumthing stoopid. |
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Natisse, I don't know what you could do to top that but please please please get him back!!!!
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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