Remember when on Friends Joey and Chandler (?names - I never watched this show except this one episode) accidentally got the porn channel for free and watched it for a few days straight? And then they were surprised that everywhere they went things didn't just end up with sex?

Well, imagine if what happened to you today/yesterday WAS a porno - what is the plotline?

For example, today I was out driving and I got stuck in traffic next to this huge Mack truck. I looked at the driver and he was kind of cute, so one thing led to another and

and then the light went green and away I drove again

right.....

goodnight

charlottegelin said:

sweet dreams about porn! I woke up with a morning-wood just 2 hours ago.....

Well, yesterday i played football in the park with 5 of my mates.



So.....


we were playing football, when 5 girls came over and told us they were thirsty and needed a drink

"where do u live? one of them asked us

"nice one, they're winning 3-2 now, go ask someone else, we're trying to play football here"

thesexofit said:

typical

worked today...

...a dude I'm kinda diggin' didn't know I'd be there today, he says "it's just me & you."

cut to:

he nails me in the back room



porn rocks

I am in the office with my PA today...that ain't gonna happen.....now if it was her sister

Well
It's been awhile since I watched one, but I'll play along with what I remember:

I'm delivering a pizza to Ms. Neighbor.
She invites me inside for a "tip".
Once inside, she tells me that she's going to (bleep) my (bleep)ing (bleep).
Everything fast forwards to the part where , Ms. Nieghbor , with one foot behind her ear, the other one touching ...
Suddenly everything stops when I hear my mom knocking on the door, asking, "Illustrator! You've been in your room all day long.What are you doing?"



The end.

charlottegelin said:

I don't really get it ...you mean ...in your real life it's NOT like that?

I kinda hit it off with the young clerk at our supermarket
he's the chef of the vegetable section now and he's a cute
lad if i've ever seen one.

I was mad flirting and got a bit of a response, so if it'd
been a porno i'm sure we would have made out in storage or
even on top of the brussel sprouts

Dancelot said:

you mean to say yours IS?!

*Ahem*...Let's see...


I had a conference call with two female co-workers on the east coast...it was getting late for them, their day was winding down and I'm sure they were relaxing. One of the women commented on my voice, said it sounded "relaxing and sexy"...slight giggling afterwards, the two of them alone in that empty office and me on the phone with them. Talk turns away from work and onto more personal matters...they open up a bottle of wine (yes, they do keep wine in the office..beer, too), and I do the same on my end. One thing leads to another as inhibitions drop...then....




....followed by us getting dressed and making jokes about how all conference calls should be so productive.

Oh, and there's cheesy Casio keyboard music playing in the background...

I woke up this morning with an erection

I took a cold shower.

Ok, back to the action:
I drove to work and slipped my car into it's parking slot.
I planted my ass down on my firm work chair and rapped my hands around my iced grande decaf soy latte.
I let my boss have it today.
I got into some heated phonecalls.
I farted silently in my seat. (if you're into fettishes).
I then drove home from work and am typing this.....naked.

AsianBomb777 said:

Wow, sounds like a normal day to me, wheres the porn?

thesexofit said:

IstenSzek said:

You spoiled the pingpongball scene in Prisila for me now...

POP!



POP!

HamsterHuey said:

Let's see.

Got up and took my daughter to school. Talked to her teacher, who has a crush on me, and cue wack wack music

After that, went to work. Had to photograph a girl as she wanted to give photos to her boyfriend for christmas. Started clicking off shots and she suggested she wanted a more "arty" photo.


She jumped me. cue wacka wacka music



Once she dressed and left I had to go back to school and pick up my daughter.

The teacher saw me.

althom said:

I am enjoying the soundtrack to this "film" immensly

HamsterHuey said:

I do that with my wife sometimes when she's really mad at me and after a day or two when it's time for make up sex ... I'll call her and ask what she sees in that no-good husband of hers. I'll tell her that a real man would treat her like gold and such and that she needs to drop that guy. Then I'll tell her I'll be stopping over at her place while her husband is working late. Then give her some details that I'm not exactly going to share with you guys right now but it involves the closet, the shower then to the bed.

yamomma said:

is R Kelly involved?

What do you mean, "IF" my day was a porno?

charlottegelin said:

okay lady, here's the pizza you ordered
can I come in for a moment? see it's really cold outside today

Dancelot said:

that's the spririt keep going!

I spent all day with my wife today so not much chance of turning my day into something sexy or porno related.

went to shops then went to the gym there were two old men there.
they went to the sauna together for half an hour.
so i guess its about to old men in a sauna

Today, I was pulled into an empy office by two security guards that took plenty care of me...

HamsterHuey said:

slut!