Thats what was heard in the wal mart parking lot today BLACK FRIDAY. A woman, who was obviously drunk and guzzling listerine, decided to pull her pants down squat and pee, then pull them up and pee again. Then yells at the top of her lungs Happy Chanukkah mother fuckers.
thats the most excting thing that happened today.

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guzzling listerine?!

i think i just threw up in my mouth a lil bit.

SammiJ said:

yup, im thinking she was an alcoholic, and wanted to just get the effect of the alcohol in it. my hubby used to work in a store , and a guy would come in and drink the cough medicine

oh damn

I just want to know when the mothership is comming to pick me up because in a society like this I don't belong.

To swallow or not to swallow...

For real!?

you spelled Hanukah wrong. Its Hanukkah or you can use its original spelling of Chanukkah.

notoriousj said:

i dont think it really matters at this point.

Even more effed up ? a brawl over an x box 360. wait, it get's worse. oh God, this is huge!!!! 54 people fighting over a toy. 54 grown assed people fighting over an x box. one mom ended up with a broken fore arm, and a few dads had black eyes. what have we as a society come 2 ?...


curiously yours,
james aaron

notoriousj said:

Thank u for the spelling correction.

notoriousj said:

musicology74 said:

Dear james aaron,
no fights over the xbox at my store, they were told the number we had and they lined up and got a ticket for their xbox. one lady did pay someone in the line $250 to take her place.
on black friday everyone was pretty much polite.
walmartly yours
melissa ann

SammiJ said:

It does to someone who has Jew running through them. And yes I know there is bad spelling in my signature it has already been pointed out long before this post.

musicology74 said:

the same place we were at 20 years ago when they were doing the same damn thing over cabbage patch dolls. it never changes. and you can't really call an x-box a toy, since the average age of gamers today is approaching 30, it's not designed for children at all.
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byronic said:

damn I wonder how my mama managed to get my Cabbage Patch dolls back then. I still have them Yeah, you're right about the Xbox....I know more adults into these systems and games than kids...these days most games have restrictions on them where you have to be at least 17 or 18 to purchase them. It's crazy. In Atlanta this lady was robbed at gun point by a grown man at her home... over the new Xbox.

heyduckie said: