People have been fascinated by the vagina for time immemorial. Whoever designed
it deserves a hell of a lot of praise. Now is your chance to make a simulacrum
so you can do your own research without the need for the accessories which
normally come with a real one.


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My motto : Do whatever you feel you want to - as long as it doesn't hurt, or
impinge on the rights or liberties of other living creatures or the
environment. Be good to yourself and everyone else (Not do unto others....;¬)


One day while surfing the web, I found some ideas which I merged together to
create what I feel is the best, and cheapest way to masturbate with the feel of
a real vagina.
If like me, you have been a little fed up with the other options: running to
the bathroom with a cupped hand before staining the carpet, suspiciously stiff
socks in the laundry basket, pillows which are nearing their use-by date, and a
lack of better ideas generally, then this will be a welcome surprise. You will
be able to make it for next to nothing, and get a real lot of entertainment for
your investment without having to turn up to an adult store and purchase one of
those "lifelike" vagina substitutes. It's great that you can clean it up later,
so there's no running around the house with a dripping half-hardon while you
look for a tissue. Girls will appreciate the skills you gain using it. It's
ideal for travel, I've taken mine wherever I go, and no customs guy will ever
be the wiser if a potentially embarrasing bag search happens. Just one tip,
don't leave it assembled ready for use, as a roommate once saw mine on my
bedside table - very embarrasing So, enjoy this idea, try to be environmentally
friendly and clean & re-use your glove, share it with others, and let me know
how you go with it...

OH HELL YES!

i did a websearch for this

http://www.jackinworld.co...jsuba.html

oh god, i just vomited up coffee from laughing, reading that website


NSFW:

Roasted red sweet peppers out of a jar have the consistency of a vagina, or the inside of a mouth without the teeth

Jesus!!

Y'know...
The Vagin'O'Matic by Remco
makes a great stocking stuffer.

Make a "Man Pussy". Stick your dick inbetween your legs.

I am so fascinated by them I just one to inspect as many different ones as possible how can I get married and only expect to experience one for the rest of my life?

OPEN UP a MUSSEL..LOOK INSIDE...LOOKS LIKE a VAGINA and CLITORIS.... CHECK it OUT....

very serious sexual question here, I am a heterosexual male, every time I see an attractive female I wonder what there pussy is like, am I a perve? do yall females think about sex like us?

YES,but I NEUTER the THOUGHTS. But I DON"T THINK about guys Dicks when I see Men. BUt I think WOMEN THINK ABOUT SEX ALOT ALSO. LIFE is STIMULATING...

Zelaira said:

Vaginal Mussel?

Q: What do you call the useless piece of skin attached to the vagina?
A: The woman.


Oh, come on ladies! You know I'm jokin! Now let's see that gash!

ReturnOfDOOK said:

in the olden days men killing seals for fur would be at sea for months without a woman and they would lie with the freshly skinned seals


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july said:

OPEN IT UP CORRECTLY. SPREAD it ALL OUT. VAGINAS of COURSE ARE PRETTIER BUT LOOK at the MUSSELS... You will SEE what I MEAN... FUNNY....

Zelaira said:

They got a lot of similarities.